AonEne Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 When you pretend that all the steam from your shower is actually mist. When you eat a chocolate chip cookie and hope it isn't spiked (then hold a mini texting conversation with your friend talking about it) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Blessing Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 5 hours ago, Gancho Libre said: When you dream of a Shade apocalypse... That would be terrifying 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNTman20 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 When you are with a friend and they are lifting up a speaker and the only thing that goes through your head is the end of the White Sands Volume II shardcast Kenton! Kenton! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Blessing Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 22 minutes ago, AonEne said: When you pretend that all the steam from your shower is actually mist. When you eat a chocolate chip cookie and hope it isn't spiked (then hold a mini texting conversation with your friend talking about it) Oh hey, I was that friend 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 1 minute ago, Blessing of Potency said: Oh hey, I was that friend The conversation was two texts long if I remember rightly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Blessing Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) Just now, AonEne said: The conversation was two texts long if I remember rightly Yep, well more like 5 Edited April 10, 2018 by Blessing of Potency 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 When you check all your cookies suspiciously for spikes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunar Blessing Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 When you walk slowly through a forest because you might anger the shades 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) When you walk slowly whenever it is dark at all for the reason mentioned above. I physically force myself not to run, because for a sanderfan, running in the dark is much more terrifying than walking through the dark. When your little brother is also afraid to run in the dark. I have corrupted him. Edited April 10, 2018 by Rebecca 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 When you name your little stuffed kiwi bird from New Zealand Tein. My sloth is George. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 When you've had so many spiked cookies that you no longer care whether or not the next one is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rue Walker Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 On 4/7/2018 at 9:49 PM, Warbreaker_Weiss said: When you go to Silicon Valley Comic Con and are disappointed because the most Sanderson-related thing you see there is your t-shirt. You didn't see the cosplayer in the havah? I'd post a picture here, but I forgot to ask her permission to put it online. But she was delighted when I said hi! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 When your friend says something about orange wine (because he was talking about fermenting orange juice. I know, my friends are weird) and you get all excited, only to be dissappointed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) When you're scared to answer this math problem, for obvious reasons: The problem was being done because I want to have 100% Khan Academy's math section completed, not because I need practice in this area, by the way. Edited April 10, 2018 by Nerd3.14159265358979 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 The reasons aren't too obvious; I didn't get it. It's not as if the problem involves cookies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Storytime! Like any good library, my local library is big. So, I rely on landmarks to find my way around. More specifically, a potted plant. For as long as I can remember, on the shelf parallel to the shelf housing Brandon’s works has been a fern. It's a nice fern, well lit by the nearby window - if it sounds like I've spent a lot of time looking at it, that's because I have. Every time I go to the library, I swing by the S section go see if they've gotten any new books by Brandon. This all changed one fateful day not long ago. Someone (I have yet to find out who) moved the plant. I walked over to the plant, turned right and freaked out. For a fleeting moment I thought they had gotten a dozen new books. But my elation was for not. When I discovered the subterfuge I was disappointed. The end. P. S. The moral of this story is that you shouldn't ever, under any circumstances, move your plants. It only leads to confusion and heartbreak. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 53 minutes ago, Archer said: Storytime! Like any good library, my local library is big. So, I rely on landmarks to find my way around. More specifically, a potted plant. For as long as I can remember, on the shelf parallel to the shelf housing Brandon’s works has been a fern. It's a nice fern, well lit by the nearby window - if it sounds like I've spent a lot of time looking at it, that's because I have. Every time I go to the library, I swing by the S section go see if they've gotten any new books by Brandon. This all changed one fateful day not long ago. Someone (I have yet to find out who) moved the plant. I walked over to the plant, turned right and freaked out. For a fleeting moment I thought they had gotten a dozen new books. But my elation was for not. When I discovered the subterfuge I was disappointed. The end. P. S. The moral of this story is that you shouldn't ever, under any circumstances, move your plants. It only leads to confusion and heartbreak. Was the plant's name Counk Duku? When you watch Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them during Leadership because we were in there for three hours (this was my second time watching it, though), and you keep wanting to call Queenie a Oculator. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 4 hours ago, Nerd3.14159265358979 said: When you're scared to answer this math problem, for obvious reasons I know the reasons...it's math. How do you like math??? 1 hour ago, Archer said: Storytime! Like any good library, my local library is big. So, I rely on landmarks to find my way around. More specifically, a potted plant. For as long as I can remember, on the shelf parallel to the shelf housing Brandon’s works has been a fern. It's a nice fern, well lit by the nearby window - if it sounds like I've spent a lot of time looking at it, that's because I have. Every time I go to the library, I swing by the S section go see if they've gotten any new books by Brandon. This all changed one fateful day not long ago. Someone (I have yet to find out who) moved the plant. I walked over to the plant, turned right and freaked out. For a fleeting moment I thought they had gotten a dozen new books. But my elation was for not. When I discovered the subterfuge I was disappointed. The end. P. S. The moral of this story is that you shouldn't ever, under any circumstances, move your plants. It only leads to confusion and heartbreak. I feel for you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 6 hours ago, Rue Walker said: You didn't see the cosplayer in the havah? I'd post a picture here, but I forgot to ask her permission to put it online. But she was delighted when I said hi! I didn't see her. I must have went on a different day as her, cause I'm sure I would have noticed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ink Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 When you go to Florida for spring break, and people say the stupidest things and all you can think is "airsick lowlanders" I'm not saying that everyone there is, but I saw a few (we also have our crazies in Utah, I just paid a bit more attention on vacation) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gancho Libre Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 When you try to convince your peers to read the Way of Kings for the sole purpose that their name sounds kind of like Kaladin. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Meeker Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Quell said: When you go to Florida for spring break, and people say the stupidest things and all you can think is "airsick lowlanders" I'm not saying that everyone there is, but I saw a few (we also have our crazies in Utah, I just paid a bit more attention on vacation) Hey, a fellow Horneater! Aka Utahn. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd3.14159265358979 Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 7 hours ago, Quickbronze said: The reasons aren't too obvious; I didn't get it. It's not as if the problem involves cookies. The reason is that it's a bakery in general, so they likely have cookies as well. I've heard tell that the DA is expanding to more than just cookies; for example, pie. Also, doesn't that just sound like something they'd do? Get us expecting cookies (or maybe pie) to be spiked, and then, in a sudden and inexplicable turn of events, use other baked goods. Something unnatural like that just seems natural for them. 3 hours ago, AonEne said: I know the reasons...it's math. How do you like math??? Also, I've always loved Pattern, (er, patterns) and my Dad happens to be a math teacher, so I've had easy access to more and more complex patterns, aka a math, and I grew up surrounded by tales of the beauty of math rather than the horrors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rue Walker Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Warbreaker_Weiss said: I didn't see her. I must have went on a different day as her, cause I'm sure I would have noticed. Bummer! I admit I wasn't 100% sure the first time I saw her, because the dress didn't have a high collar and the safehand sleeve was more of a stole, but when I spotted the glyph embroidered on it I stopped and asked "Are you from Roshar?" She got so excited because nobody else had recognized her. (TBF, I was at Emerald City Comic Con this year and the same thing happened with a woman cosplaying Syl, even though it was a much larger con and Brandon was there as a guest, both of which ought to increase the chance of people recognizing a Cosmere cosplay.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Meeker Posted April 11, 2018 Report Share Posted April 11, 2018 When your dad is talking about white sand and you say "Where's Kenton?" And he gives you a baffled look, then you mutter. "It's Sanderson." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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