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When your best friend is the type of person who promises he'll sneak Words of Radiance into the school dance so you can read it with him (it's the mass market paperback; there's absolutely no way we could have gotten in his hardcover copy), but then can't because his parents realize it's exactly the type of thing he'd do and then make sure all of his books are in his backpack before leaving.  

(This is really random, but I'm very proud to say that I put the original Pokemon theme song in the song request list. That is one of the only songs I would have danced to, but, unfortunately, the DJ didn't play it. Storming DJ doesn't know what storming music is.)

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3 hours ago, Warbreaker_Weiss said:

When your best friend is the type of person who promises he'll sneak Words of Radiance into the school dance so you can read it with him (it's the mass market paperback; there's absolutely no way we could have gotten in his hardcover copy), but then can't because his parents realize it's exactly the type of thing he'd do and then make sure all of

Hah! I had basically the same experience. Sortta.

I got one of those water bottle bags the other day, and the first thing I asked when I got it was if I could fit a book in it. TWoK actually fit! 

My mom called me a nerd. I thanked her for the complement.

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8 hours ago, NoiseSpren said:

When you read You Know You're a Sanderfan When... because you don't want to be only Sander-freak in all the world.

We aren't freaks, we're nerds. Branerdons.

Doesn't roll off the tongue as easily as Sanderfan, does it?

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When you sing Disney songs but you replace words with things from the cosmere. 

Let's get down to business, to defeat the Singers
Did they send me bridgemen, when I asked for soldiers?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a chasm but on fire within
Once you find your center, you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you

y'all get the idea :)

 

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When a conversation with a friend goes like this

"I think have read a Sanderson book?" they say.

"Are you sure? You would remember it, his writing is amazing." you say

"Maybe."

Mentally you are screaming Have another! Another. You will love him! As you shove BS books down their throat.

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On 3/31/2018 at 8:30 AM, Sahin the Just said:

When you start dreaming in Sanderson. 

Literally just had a SA dream. Made me soooooooo happy! 

Did you dream you were a windrunner?

I had a dream like that a while ago.

It was awesome, and i was really depressed when it ended.

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2 hours ago, TNTman20 said:

Did you dream you were a windrunner?

I had a dream like that a while ago.

It was awesome, and i was really depressed when it ended.

Sorta. I dreamed that Kaladin swore the 4th oath while imprisoned by the Voidbringers. Then he escaped and met Dalinar and together they fought an army of parshendi. 

I really wanted to see more once they won. 

Edit: 100th post!

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1 hour ago, TNTman20 said:

Did you dream you were a windrunner?

I had a dream like that a while ago.

It was awesome, and i was really depressed when it ended.

I have dreams about that all the time. 

I also got two people to read Sanderson today! Two! I got both of them to check out the Rithmatist. I personally really really liked it. But I was super excited.

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Just now, Mistspren said:

More converts. :D

Also, when you write your name on your math test in the Women’s Script and your teacher complains that you didn’t write your name on the paper, but you protest that you did, and they just look at you like you’re crazy.

Sounds like me.

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Just now, Nerd3.14159265358979 said:

When you see a nail on the floor and think "That's a really small hemallurgic spike".

Or when you are cleaning up boards with nails in them w/o you knowing. And when some tells you, you are like "someone almost spiked me!"

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When you get a branch from a cherry tree, and put it inn a jar, fill it with water, then put rocks in the bottom to remind you of Tein.

When these are the four things that you listen to while doing other things: (fourth one not related to Sanderson).

  • SA audiobook
  • Writing Excuses
  • Kaladin soundtrack
  • An equal mix of the Dear Evan Hansen soundtrack, and The Greatest Showman soundtrack.
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3 minutes ago, Tesh said:

When you get a branch from a cherry tree, and put it inn a jar, fill it with water, then put rocks in the bottom to remind you of Tein.

Dear Evan Hansen soundtrack

Those things just make me sad. 

Pretty much any mention of Tien makes me sad usually. The one exception is Tien the kiwi. That makes me happy.

Dear Evan Hansen also makes me sad.

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55 minutes ago, podman36 said:

Those things just make me sad. 

Pretty much any mention of Tien makes me sad usually. The one exception is Tien the kiwi. That makes me happy.

Dear Evan Hansen also makes me sad.

I can relate. So much.

I need to read Dear Evan Hansen.

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