Tesh Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 (edited) 5 hours ago, Prof said: When, if you had three wishes, one would be to be and Allomancer/Feruchemist/Radiant/Elantrian/Epic and/or to be on the world of one of the books. I mean seriously, who wouldn't want to duralumin/ironpull off of two skyscrapers like a giant slingshot, then drop a coin and when people look up epicly drop out of the sky? or draw a symbol in the air and then have something awesome happen (i dont know what Aon i would draw, but most would be cool) or even any radiant power. To be a Windrunner Worldhopper on Roshar. When you have this ongoing joke with @Cel about Shin guards. Edited February 15, 2018 by Tesh 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 When you see this flier at BYU... and all you can think of is “HONOR IS DEAD” ...And also that you probably wouldn’t have wanted to date Tanavast anyway 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 34 minutes ago, Tesh said: When you have this ongoing joke with @Cel about Shin guards. This needs more upvotes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan's Ward Posted February 15, 2018 Report Share Posted February 15, 2018 When you randomly in the middle of a sentence capitalize Cultivation. And when someone asks you why you say, "I don't know, I guess I had the Intent to capitalize it. You could say that that word is Invested more." Then your laughing inside at your joke and also crying cause you're the only one who got it. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 When you see this, and start hyperventilating, because you have family in Rexburg, and next week is your winter break, and you just might be able to go! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 On 2/15/2018 at 10:00 AM, Shallan's Ward said: When you randomly in the middle of a sentence capitalize Cultivation. And when someone asks you why you say, "I don't know, I guess I had the Intent to capitalize it. You could say that that word is Invested more." Then your laughing inside at your joke and also crying cause you're the only one who got it. I make Cosmere references all the time. My friends just look at me. And I want to scream WHY WON'T YOU GUYS JUST READ THEM. I'VE NEVER ASKED YOU TO DO ANYTHING BEFORE. JUST READ THEM. PLEASE. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) @Tesh I will definitely be at the Lee Library event, so if you do make it, keep an eye out for a chubby girl in a blue owl-print baseball cap. Edited February 18, 2018 by Sunbird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Sunbird said: @Tesh I will definitely be at the Lee Library event, so if you do make it, keep an eye out for a chubby girl in a blue owl-print baseball cap. I... Can't... Go... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 51 minutes ago, Tesh said: I... Can't... Go... I feel your pain. You know your a Sanderfan when you buy a cheap copy of Mistborn: FE to take with you everywhere. You then loan it out as much as you can to get lots of conversio- friends. Lots of friends. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 (edited) @Tesh Darn! You know you're a Sanderfan when the URL to somebody's Tumblr gets cut off so you can only see "thegreatunk" and you automatically assume it says "the great unkalaki" when in fact it's actually "the great unknown." Edited February 20, 2018 by Sunbird 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 You know your a Sanderfan when you get your younger sister the Mistborn trilogy for her birthday. Then you have to literally restrain yourself from asking her what part she’s at and how she likes it every second so you don’t make her hate it, and when she says anything about it you start jumping up and down with absolute glee. Spoiler Ah, Mistborn. The only series (I know of) where you can say, “Spoiler alert! Everyone dies!”, and actually mean it! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 10 hours ago, podman36 said: You know your a Sanderfan when you get your younger sister the Mistborn trilogy for her birthday. Then you have to literally restrain yourself from asking her what part she’s at and how she likes it every second so you don’t make her hate it, and when she says anything about it you start jumping up and down with absolute glee. Reveal hidden contents Ah, Mistborn. The only series (I know of) where you can say, “Spoiler alert! Everyone dies!”, and actually mean it! I can't ask my mom where she's at in tWoK. (She has this weird quirk about that). I have to look at the book to see where she's at. She doesn't have a lot of time to read, so she's only at Shallan's first chapter. But still! She's reading it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 (edited) On 2/17/2018 at 8:30 PM, Sunbird said: @Tesh I will definitely be at the Lee Library event, so if you do make it, keep an eye out for a chubby girl in a blue owl-print baseball cap. (Sorry for the double post). My mom just told me she's trying to find a way for me to go! So I might see you! (Keep a look out for a young teen with brown hair that goes just past her ears, and is hauling around a bag full of Sanderson books, wearing bootcut jeans, and grey and green tennis shoes). Edited February 20, 2018 by Tesh 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 9 hours ago, Tesh said: (Sorry for the double post). My mom just told me she's trying to find a way for me to go! So I might see you! (Keep a look out for a young teen with brown hair that goes just past her ears, and is hauling around a bag full of Sanderson books, wearing bootcut jeans, and grey and green tennis shoes). I should be there too! I don't know what I'll be wearing but I know Sunbird so I might just find everyone that way C: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 20 minutes ago, Taliax said: I should be there too! I don't know what I'll be wearing but I know Sunbird so I might just find everyone that way C: And now it's certain I can't go. If I had known about this a month ago, I'd have asked to go for my birthday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan's Ward Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 I feel your pain @Tesh. Sanderson is coming to emerald City comic-con and I can't go. TwT --It has to be said-- When you're sobbing because you can't go to a signing or Sanderson appearance and you've been waiting a long time for this appearance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 14 minutes ago, Tesh said: And now it's certain I can't go. If I had known about this a month ago, I'd have asked to go for my birthday. 11 minutes ago, Shallan's Ward said: I feel your pain @Tesh. Sanderson is coming to emerald City comic-con and I can't go. TwT --It has to be said-- When you're sobbing because you can't go to a signing or Sanderson appearance and you've been waiting a long time for this appearance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 (edited) 1 hour ago, Shallan's Ward said: --It has to be said-- When you're sobbing because you can't go to a signing or Sanderson appearance and you've been waiting a long time for this appearance. When you might move to New Zealand, and if you do, you'll probably stay there, and so, you'll likely never go to a signing. And you are sobbing because of it. But if we do go, I would be able to bring my books. When you are reading Maximum Ride, and come across this sentence, and immediately think of Lightsong and his drunk monkey theory. Quote They were all parts of a bigger picture, but right now the picture looked as if it had been painted by drunken monkeys- nothing added up. Edited February 20, 2018 by Tesh 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 20, 2018 Report Share Posted February 20, 2018 58 minutes ago, Tesh said: When you might move to New Zealand, and if you do, you'll probably stay there, and so, you'll likely never go to a signing. And you are sobbing because of it. But if we do go, I would be able to bring my books. New Zealand, huh? That sure is something. Good luck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 @podman36 I'm going. Ahhhhhh!!!! See you there! When your mom tells you that you are going to the signing, and you start crying. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 24 minutes ago, Tesh said: @podman36 I'm going. Ahhhhhh!!!! See you there! When your mom tells you that you are going to the signing, and you start crying. Going to New Zealand and the signing or just the signing? Either way, have fun at the signing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 57 minutes ago, podman36 said: Going to New Zealand and the signing or just the signing? The signing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Tesh said: The signing. Then have extra fun at the signing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scyron Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 When you read this in the Book of Judges Quote Then Jael Heber’s wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died. Judges 4:21 And immediately think of hemalurgy. So, Biblical Inquisitors confirmed? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 22, 2018 Report Share Posted February 22, 2018 When you are thinking about @scyron's post above, then think, "Holy crap, unicorns are just spiked horses." 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.