Podman Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Just now, Warbreaker_Weiss said: When you have dreams that the 4th Stormlight book is released during the zombie apocalypse, and in your dream you go outside with a gun, risk your life, and shoot zombies while on your way to Barnes and Noble to buy the new book. That, or... ebooks, maybe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Just now, podman36 said: That, or... ebooks, maybe? That's not as satisfying as being able to hold the book and pet it 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 When your teacher starts talking about reading novellas, you get excited, and even see one that has Emperor in the title... and get severly disappointed when it's not Emperor's Soul. Stupid English class. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Warbreaker_Weiss said: That's not as satisfying as being able to hold the book and pet it And smell it... And fall asleep with it on your face... And gaze at it on your bookshelf... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 When your watching Once I Was a Beehive, and at the very beginning the dad is like, “Take an eye photo” or something like that, and your just like, Uh, that’s called a memory, not an eye photo. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, Tesh said: And smell it... And fall asleep with it on your face... And gaze at it on your bookshelf... While I agree with most of what you said, I'm not sure I'd like to fall asleep with a massive fourth Stormlight book pounding into my skull. That sounds painful... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 You guys all better be careful. I’m running out of upvotes here. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 You know you're a Sandersfan when (just in case) you no longer buy cookies sold in dark alleys. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 6 hours ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said: You know you're a Sandersfan when (just in case) you no longer buy cookies sold in dark alleys. ...and you used to? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 (edited) Of course. They are extremely delicious, and give you special powers. And just to clarify, I now sell them. Edited February 4, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 10 hours ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said: You know you're a Sandersfan when (just in case) you no longer buy cookies sold in dark alleys. Ah, of course. You no longer buy them in dark alleys, you now sell them instead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Of course. Within our ranks we do not buy our delicious creations, we share them. And sell them. And of course, we try to follow the rules set down by drug dealers (we are of course a higher class establishment, but can still learn from everyone): Never use your own product. But rules are made to be broken, and there is always another secret. Anyway, you know you're a Sandersfan when you're told you got the right answer, but you simply respond 'There's always another secret.' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 1 hour ago, LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian said: Anyway, you know you're a Sandersfan when you're told you got the right answer, but you simply respond 'There's always another secret.' You know you are a Sanderfan when you fail your college admission interview because you were searching for another secret meaning of the question, "What is your name?". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 (edited) Minor OB spoilers. Spoiler That one is easy. It contains the letters spelling Rayse within it, so it is asking if you are passionate about something. If you answer hatefully, you get bonus points Edit: also contains Ati, so if you break something mid-interview you also get bonus points. Edited February 4, 2018 by LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian Typo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 36 minutes ago, Zennix said: You know you are a Sanderfan when you fail your college admission interview because you were searching for another secret meaning of the question, "What is your name?". I truly hope this is a joke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 35 minutes ago, King Cole said: I truly hope this is a joke It is. But I have heard a story about something similar that happened to someone during an interview. Due to extreme anxiety/social phobia. Not a Sanderfan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 When you get a board for your birthday that you can put these letters into, and you put 'Fleet kept running,' and then: Spoiler That was a really bad explanation of what the thing is, but you probably get the basic idea. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) On 2/5/2018 at 8:59 PM, Tesh said: When you get a board for your birthday that you can put these letters into, and you put 'Fleet kept running,' and then: Reveal hidden contents That was a really bad explanation of what the thing is, but you probably get the basic idea. Happy birthday! Edited February 7, 2018 by podman36 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 When you get a new laptop and the first thing you do on it is log onto the Shard 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penumbra Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 (edited) ... when you have a huuuge bed in the room you're renting and you have sacrificed the other side of the bed to Oathbringer to lie on to make it feel less weird. Only makes it sound more weird though I guess. Seriously the bed is too wide, I needed something to fill the space on the other side or I felt weirdly ... unprotected?? Apparently Oathbringer was enough. Edited February 6, 2018 by Penumbra 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted February 6, 2018 Report Share Posted February 6, 2018 When you do this when bored during math class. I’ve got another one guys! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Rebecca said: When you do this when bored during math class. I’ve got another one guys! Nice lol, Although I liked the Nightblood one better tbh lol. Gotta love Lift tho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 You know you're a Sharder when you hear the notification sound and nothing else matters. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 Just now, podman36 said: You know you're a Sharder when you hear the notification sound and nothing else matters. OH MY GOODNESS YES. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted February 7, 2018 Report Share Posted February 7, 2018 (edited) 5 4 "Okay, now you just have to find and cut the red wire." 3 "Red wire, red wire... here it is! Just got to..." 2 *ba bum!* "Just a second, gotta check this!" 1 "No! Red wire, red wi-" Edited February 9, 2018 by podman36 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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