Sami Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 On 11/12/2017 at 1:37 AM, Necessary Eagle said: I'm sending my copy of Oathbringer to my brother, who's in Israel for the year. Nobody ever say that I don't make noble sacrifices. Wow, I admire you a lot. I don't think I'd have the grit to send my copy overseas (thinking of my sister who is overseas for a while and has read SA and loved it) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 when you created a 17th shard account in the first place 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 When you know that Hoid's favorite food is bacon. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 When while walking across campus you hear someone mention Oathbringer from several yards away, and have to restrain yourself from running over and interrupting their conversation 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 43 minutes ago, Ookla the Short said: When while walking across campus you hear someone mention Oathbringer from several yards away, and have to restrain yourself from running over and interrupting their conversation Why restrain yourself? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 When your dad says parchment paper, but you hear parshman paper. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 When your dad asks you if you know what divinity is, (the candy stuff) and your first three thoughts are: Adonalsium A shard A returned The Heralds 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashakh Sadeas Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 When you fangirl with your friends even though they have no clue and you have to be told to "breathe. [Because] fangirl hyperventilation isn't healthy." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 When in math your teacher is talking about the plural for axis, (axes) and all you can think of is Axies the collector. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 When you call those water jet pack things spyrils. I don’t know what they are actually called. I just always call them spyrils. I get confused when other people call them other things. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashakh Sadeas Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) When you convinced your friend's English teacher to read the books and got them on the school's recommended list. Spoiler I'm practically a missionary for the Cosmere. Edited December 13, 2017 by Vashakh Sadeas 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 when you put on several ring pops and pretend to be soulcasting 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 When you look forward to State of Sanderson much more than State of the Union 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 1 minute ago, Ammanas said: When you look forward to State of Sanderson much more than State of the Union Do you even have to be a sanderfan for that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 @Benjamin_Stormblessed hah I guess not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 21 hours ago, Tesh said: When you know that Hoid's favorite food is bacon. Isn't it instant noodles? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Ookla the maladroit said: Isn't it instant noodles? WoB on Hoid and instant noodles: "He likes his ramens, right? Like any sane person, he likes his instant noodles. Nothing more than that." Not sure if that answers anything, but figured I'd throw that out there Source: https://wob.coppermind.net/events/171-oathbringer-release-party/#e8164 Edit: Also, nice Ookla name! xD Edited December 14, 2017 by Ookla the Short 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally_Not_A_Worldhopper Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 Impressive amount of posts here, so sorry if it's already been said but: When you spend 3 hours trying to explain the Cosmere to a friend in an attempt to make them read it, but end up spoiling everything instead.... The friend I did this to was fine with reading the series anyway until I mentioned that Oathbringer has like 150 chapters. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, Totally_Not_A_Worldhopper said: Impressive amount of posts here, so sorry if it's already been said but: When you spend 3 hours trying to explain the Cosmere to a friend in an attempt to make them read it, but end up spoiling everything instead.... The friend I did this to was fine with reading the series anyway until I mentioned that Oathbringer has like 150 chapters. 124. When you know that off the top of your head. That's including the prologue and epilogue. Edited December 14, 2017 by Tesh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 When your biggest regret for the year if that you didn't ask for any Sanderson novels for Christmas Don't ask why I wasn't myself then 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borio Singaldi Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 (edited) On 12/13/2017 at 9:03 PM, Tesh said: 124. When you know that off the top of your head. That's including the prologue and epilogue. Well, that's not including the interludes... Also: When it's spontaneously super foggy one morning and you're both excited and unsettled by it. (And unsettled is the more fitting feeling. Turns out it was a mix of fog and smog. The Deepness has come to choke us to death!) When you think it'd be cool to die like a character in his books would (like suffocating in the mist). When you make a new friend at school just today from both of you fanboying about Oathbringer, then the entire SA, and then the rest of the cosmere. I'm not the only in-depth cosmere-aware Sanderfan at my school and it makes me so happy! I now know of at least four others. Until today it was three. (Edit: It's five now. One of my best friends just finished Bands of Mourning and freaked out about it. Now she has to read Secret History and really get into the cosmere. Muahahahaha!) When you listen to WoBs on Arcanum just to find out how to pronounce character names and the word RAFO. (Turns out, it's with a short vowel. I'd always read it as a long vowel, like Ray-foe. But no, apparently it's Rah-foe. I actually kinda prefer my pronunciation. Also, I found out I'd been saying Renarin's name wrong for a long time. Oops.) You know you're a Sharder when you try thinking of Steelrunners, but the word that comes to mind instead is "Steeldancer". (Edit: You're welcome @Steeldancer) Edited December 19, 2017 by Ookla the Rusty 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totally_Not_A_Worldhopper Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 19 hours ago, Tesh said: 124. When you know that off the top of your head. That's including the prologue and epilogue. I just checked and ,in audible at least, it's 140. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormblessed Dolphin Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 when you use "Stormlight" to stick small plastic wrappers to the walls 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 When for getting one of your friends tFE, and another tWoK for Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthweaver Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 When this conversation happens: Dad: "Your evil minion is following you." Me: *Looks over shoulder and sees my cat* "Oh, that's just my spren. We've bonded." Dad: "Really? It's a weird-looking spren. What kind is it?" Me: *Studies cat intensely. Cat flops onto his back and stretches* "I'm not sure. It hasn't given me any Stormlight powers." Dad: "Oh, it must be a Voidspren. I saw its eyes glowing red once." 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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