Flying Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 When people are honking their car horns at each other in the mall parking lot on Black Friday and instead of screaming "hold your horses" you scream "HOLD YOUR STORMING RYSHADIUMS, PEOPLE" and your parents turn to look at you like you're crazy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egomere Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 When you actually start to swear using Cosmere swears... in real life... and when you start making up Nalthis colour swears.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 When OB replaces WoR as your favorite book before you even get halfway through it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Posted November 25, 2017 Report Share Posted November 25, 2017 When you do your homework while listening to the Album Preview for the Kaladin soundtrack (This honestly doesn't really help me focus. I get too excited and start jumping around and throwing my pencil because I can't contain my excitement. I'm trying to do a science project right now and just listening to the music has drawn me back to the Shard.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casimir the Willshaper Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 When you wish you could use chromium metalminds to influence the Oathbringer alternate dust jacket auction 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 8 hours ago, Egomere said: When you actually start to swear using Cosmere swears... in real life... Don't we all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 When you eat a huge piece of chocolate and forget that the amount of caffeine in that thing is going to keep you up probably all night long, then you become happy because you realize you can read Oathbringer for hours while you're having trouble falling asleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 (edited) When you have a dream where you meet Hoid, and he's about to tell you all the secrets of the Cosmere when your uncle wakes you up. I'm not very happy about that... Also, I'm just going to throw this out there, he is AWESOME! So is Kaladin, and Lopen, and Renarin, and Vin, and Elend, and Wayne, and Rock, and Kelsier, and Raoden, and Nightblood, and Vasher, and Silence, and Syl, and Lift, and Wyndle, and Legolas, and I'm going to leave now. I am too emotionally attached to fictional characters. Edited November 26, 2017 by Tesh 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penumbra Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 when you call your partner a skybreaker when he is adamant that you wait for the green light to cross the road because it's the law. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 6 minutes ago, Penumbra said: when you call your partner a skybreaker when he is adamant that you wait for the green light to cross the road because it's the law. Perhaps he will be merciful if he catches you jaywalking and give you a life prison sentence instead of execution 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, King Cole said: Perhaps he will be merciful if he catches you jaywalking and give you a life prison sentence instead of execution THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO SKYBREAKERS NOT ALL OF US ARE INSANE JUST MOST OF US OB SPOILERS: Spoiler JUST BECAUSE 99% OF OUR ORDER SERVES ODIUM NOW, THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE ALL EVIL Edited November 26, 2017 by Crimson Not Blood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Penumbra said: when you call your partner a skybreaker when he is adamant that you wait for the green light to cross the road because it's the law. Your partner would dislike my jaywalking habits. I've jaywalked every day for almost 3 years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 When you have read oathbringer twice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, Crimson Not Blood said: THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO SKYBREAKERS NOT ALL OF US ARE INSANE JUST MOST OF US JUST BECAUSE OUR LEADER IS A MASS-MURDERER DOESN'T MAKE US EVIL Edited November 26, 2017 by Ookla the Tremendous Edited so that my post wouldn't be the guilty one. :p 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickbronze Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 RIP, I'll take that out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penumbra Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 17 hours ago, Ookla that Watches said: Your partner would dislike my jaywalking habits. I've jaywalked every day for almost 3 years So have I, just not when he's with me I should probably... not. In my defense sometimes the roads are just straight up empty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 OOKLA!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Voiceless One Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 I just tried to explain the poor quality of the school wifi using duraluminminds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 I know! I never find WiFi with good enough Connection! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 When: I think I've finally convinced a friend of mine to read Sanderson. She said she might read Mistborn. And I'm really happy... Also, I'm going to my public bookstore tomorrow, and I'm going to buy as many of the WoT books as I can with $25. Or I'm going to get a Bridge Four T-shirt. Or an 'I am a stick' one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllomancerSam Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 When you work overtime on homework/your senior thesis rough draft and turn everything in early so you won't have any distractions when OB comes out When you live three hours away from Provo so you bribe your BYU going sister with pizza and groceries to get a release party wristband for you. When you then drive all that way after a long day of classes to go to said party. When you stay until 2am to get your book personalized even though you have classes the next morning When you don't want to wait until you get home to start Oathbringer so you make your friend (who also loves BS and who you kinda dragged to the party with you) read it out loud the whole way home. When you skip semi-important classes to read, and bring OB to the classes you can't skip so you can read in those few precious minutes before the lecture starts. When you finish OB and immediately get on 17th Shard to see what everyone else thought of it. When you spend every spare moment of your Thanksgiving break reading threads on here and rereading different parts of OB to dissect it. It... has been a busy two weeks. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizwell Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 You know your a Sanderfan when your friend comes over and asked why books 1-11 are missing from your Wheel of Time set 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashan’Elin Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 When you get your dad to listen to Warbreaker on audiobook, and he likes it so much you give him Mistborn. And the instant he finishes it, he asks “Do you have the Well of Ascension?” and then an evil grin grows on your face... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllomancerSam Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 You know you're a Sanderfan when one of the biggest things you look for in a guy is his ability to pull off a Wax cosplay to go with your Steris. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 When you spend your entire piano lesson ruminating upon a new WoB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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