JoyBlu Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 (edited) When your sister’s dog “accidentally” has puppies at your house and since they can’t be moved for 8 weeks then you get to take care of puppies for two months. So you get naming rights. The white (assassin) male: Szeth Then you get into an argument with your kids because you want to name the black male Pattern (Stormlight) and they want to name him Alcatraz (the Dark Talent) Edited November 13, 2017 by JoyBlu 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glamdring804 Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Talanelat'Elin Stonesinew said: You know you are a Sanderfan when you and your History teacher instantly become best friends just because you both like Brandon I know the feeling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Podman Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, JoyBlu said: When your sister’s dog “accidentally” has puppies at your house and since they can’t be moved for 8 weeks then you get to take care of puppies for two months. So you get naming rights. The white (assassin) male: Szeth Then you get into an argument with your kids because you want to name the black male Pattern (Stormlight) and they want to name him Alcatraz (the Dark Talent) if you need a puppy . . . Reveal hidden contents Puppies will be ready for their new homes on Dec 1st. I can deliver to any major US airport for no additional cost. Message me if interested “Szeth-son-son-Spot, Truthless of the Fuzzy Blue Blanket. I hold your Oathstone, and command you to- no, stop peeing on that, that has my grandma inside! Bad Truthless, bad Truthless!” Edited November 10, 2017 by podman36 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knghtstlker Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 When all of your piercings make you feel like an inquisitor, and have long since been subject to Ruin. That Harmony fellow is just not as mentally unstable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penumbra Posted November 10, 2017 Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 3 hours ago, JoyBlu said: When your sister’s dog “accidentally” has puppies at your house and since they can’t be moved for 8 weeks then you get to take care of puppies for two months. So you get naming rights. The white (assassin) male: Szeth Then you get into an argument with your kids because you want to name the black male Pattern (Stormlight) and they want to name him Alcatraz (the Dark Talent) if you need a puppy . . . Hide contents Puppies will be ready for their new homes on Dec 1st. I can deliver to any major US airport for no additional cost. Message me if interested This is the cutest thing I've seen and read all day and made me super happy so I just wanted to comment a big thanks haha. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegatorgirl00 Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 You think to yourself "Oh no! I wanted to do a Stormlight reread before Oathbringer came out, but I got so distracted adding Arcanum stuff to the Coppermind I don't have enough time anymore." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, thegatorgirl00 said: You think to yourself "Oh no! I wanted to do a Stormlight reread before Oathbringer came out, but I got so distracted adding Arcanum stuff to the Coppermind I don't have enough time anymore." Thank you for your sacrifice. Love the Coppermind! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegatorgirl00 Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 3 hours ago, Ammanas said: Thank you for your sacrifice. Love the Coppermind! I've decided to do my rereads after Oathbringer, when I have all the new information and can marvel at Brandon's foreshadowing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthweaver Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 When this conversation happens: Friend: "So, any plans for this weekend?" Me: "Yes. I'll be attempting to read a 400,000 word book in three days to prepare for its 450,000 word sequel." Friend: *blank stare* 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penumbra Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 39 minutes ago, Truthweaver said: When this conversation happens: Friend: "So, any plans for this weekend?" Me: "Yes. I'll be attempting to read a 400,000 word book in three days to prepare for its 450,000 word sequel." Friend: *blank stare* Godspeed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kari Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 When you have a conversation spanning 8,000 kilometers about Oathbringer via facebook with a guy 20 years older than you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penumbra Posted November 11, 2017 Report Share Posted November 11, 2017 When you realize your local store releases both the sleek european cover version that matches your other books and the Jasnah-being-a-badass cover version in hardcover, and you get stressed out because you can't decide. Do I match my other books, or do I fangirl over Jasnah ...? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 7 hours ago, Penumbra said: When you realize your local store releases both the sleek european cover version that matches your other books and the Jasnah-being-a-badass cover version in hardcover, and you get stressed out because you can't decide. Do I match my other books, or do I fangirl over Jasnah ...? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 When you are gone for just two days, and you come back to 28 new emails. And the thing it, I sort all of my emails, depending on what they are from! (Very nice way to spent a half hour, actually). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 (edited) When you plan to disappear at 9 PM PST on the 13th, from both the Shard, and discord, to avoid accidental spoilers, until you finish OB. I have come to think of this as the Dark glory. I will revel in the Thrill of Consumption, and desperately miss you all. Edited November 12, 2017 by Calderis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knghtstlker Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 Re-Re-read first two stormlight books, and now I STILL HAVE TO WAIT!! AHHHHH!!!, I finished my quest. I finished all other Cosmere works other than White sand, and Arcanum Unbound. I can't do White Sand until I get back to the states. I had to spend my allowance "I'm 30 years old", because my wife wouldn't let me over spend the account. but I did it.. But I still have to patiently wait AFTER I download Oathbringer, to finish Arcanum unbound. I think I'm going to just skip to the Lift section, Any other books other than Edgedancer that have S.A. Tid bits that are note worthy? Or can I just skip to Edge Dancer Consume it in one day and pick up on Oathbringer a day late? Thoughts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MistbornAlpaca Posted November 12, 2017 Report Share Posted November 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Knghtstlker said: Re-Re-read first two stormlight books, and now I STILL HAVE TO WAIT!! AHHHHH!!!, I finished my quest. I finished all other Cosmere works other than White sand, and Arcanum Unbound. I can't do White Sand until I get back to the states. I had to spend my allowance "I'm 30 years old", because my wife wouldn't let me over spend the account. but I did it.. But I still have to patiently wait AFTER I download Oathbringer, to finish Arcanum unbound. I think I'm going to just skip to the Lift section, Any other books other than Edgedancer that have S.A. Tid bits that are note worthy? Or can I just skip to Edge Dancer Consume it in one day and pick up on Oathbringer a day late? Thoughts? Secret History, while not directly related to SA, has some great insights into the Cosmere in general and would probably worth a pre-OB read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathon Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 When you're in a C++ class at school, and you finish your code earlier so you sneak onto the shard to peruse the news... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 I’m going on a reading fast from until when Oathbringer comes out, so I can properly focus on Oathbringer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoyBlu Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 You take a picture with a somewhat stranger and when you try to airdrop them the photo this is the name of their phone 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xaladin Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 When you put mustard on a burrito, because, well, you've gotta know. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegatorgirl00 Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 When you show your friend a countdown on your phone to Oathbringer's release, and he says he remembers seeing it last year when you showed him after first creating it when the release date was announced. When you constantly look at your phone's countdown to see how much time is left today and…there's only a single digit number of hours left until OB is released! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT FEELS LIKE CHRISTMAS!!!! IT'S BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS!!!! YYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 When you camp out for the release, in spite of it being 40 degrees or less outside and having 8 am class the next morning, mostly just for fun. (Still made it to class though! xD) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 17 minutes ago, Taliax said: When you camp out for the release, in spite of it being 40 degrees or less outside and having 8 am class the next morning, mostly just for fun. Oh, I so wish I could do it. But I'm 12 hours away. *sigh* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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