+Slowswift Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 (edited) When you quote Kelsier in an attempt to justify your always being slightly late to everything to yourself. Edited September 17, 2017 by Slowswift If you can figure out that mess of a sentence I'll give you a cookie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draginon Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Saw a restaurant today called Kel's. I immediately thought about Kelsier and wondered if instead of liberating Scandrial he went on to become a chef 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 18 minutes ago, Slowswift said: When you quote Kelsier in an attempt to justify your always being slightly late to everything to yourself. Eastern street slang? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Slowswift Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 Just now, Tesh said: Eastern street slang? Honestly, I can still never figure that stuff out, so if I use it, it's by accident. I was referring to his quote about how if you're early, it implies there was nothing better you could be doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted September 17, 2017 Report Share Posted September 17, 2017 (edited) 3 hours ago, Slowswift said: Honestly, I can still never figure that stuff out, so if I use it, it's by accident. I was referring to his quote about how if you're early, it implies there was nothing better you could be doing. I can't make any sense out of it either. That's why I said it. When you are on the Shard and watching some of Sanderson's lectures at the same time. I'm on #3. One of the first things I noticed in #2 was the fact he had a Bridge Four sticker on his water bottle. Edited September 18, 2017 by Tesh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 When the best pre-birthday gift you can get is a hardcover box set of Reckoners and an order for Oathbringer when it comes out. My friends are awesome 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald101 Posted September 18, 2017 Report Share Posted September 18, 2017 When getting on the shard is more important than the lab report due tomorrow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 On 9/17/2017 at 4:43 PM, Tesh said: When you are on the Shard and watching some of Sanderson's lectures at the same time. I'm on #3. One of the first things I noticed in #2 was the fact he had a Bridge Four sticker on his water bottle. First thing I noticed on #4 was his shirt.... 'Hello, would you like to destroy some evil today?' I need to get that shirt. Or this one that his all the orders of the Knights Radiant on it... Or all of the surges... Only problem is, I currently have $5 in spendings. I spent all the money I had before on Sanderson books. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asrael Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 When people around you are sick of hearing about Brandon Sanderson so you scour the internet for people to discuss with! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Asrael said: When people around you are sick of hearing about Brandon Sanderson so you scour the internet for people to discuss with! When I talk about Sanderson, people just ignore me. Well, they ignore me anyways. *shrug* That's the nice thing about the Shard. My voice is heard. I talk about books a lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 When you know you get new sander it's in the morning, so you can't sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 One of my college essays is on the cosmere. Probably a bad idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) 18 hours ago, Tesh said: When I talk about Sanderson, people just ignore me. Well, they ignore me anyways. *shrug* That's the nice thing about the Shard. My voice is heard. I talk about books a lot. I feel like whenever I bring up Sanderson, people just smile at me benevolently and go "ah yes, ______ loves Sanderson." Nobody ever takes me seriously Edited September 19, 2017 by Sami 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparkrunner Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 Just now, Sami said: I feel like whenever I bring up Sanderson, people just smile at me benevolently and go "ah yes, ______ loves Sanderson." I feel like whenever I bring up Sanderson, people face-palm violently and go "ah yes, ______ loves Sanderson." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 (edited) Me in the middle of a discussion on how we all love reading: [goes into a long rant about his great Sanderson's books are, and the magic systems] My friends: "yeah yeah, we get it. We should totally read Sanderson. Now - back to the discussion on the greatness of these silly-sounding pink and fluffy romance books about a girl agonizing over her crush's girlfriend-" Me: are you kidding me, guys!?! *facepalm* EDIT: note that the above is not discrimination against pink and fluffy romance books - it is simply me agonizing over the fact that most of my friends waste their reading time over books like that when Sanderson is out there Edited September 19, 2017 by Sami 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Farnsworth said: One of my college essays is on the cosmere. Probably a bad idea. No, that's a great idea. Look at what happened when my friend wrote a rhetorical analysis on Stick: See? Great idea, even if yours isn't sarcastic. Good luck writing your essay. Those can be killer. Even if it is cosmere-themed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necessary Eagle Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 You're reading an article about a group of people called "Brigade Four", and you misread that as "Bridge Four". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 @Brightness Enna That's great. Absolutely 100℅ amazing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faceless Mist-Wraith Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 Your friend says they need to stop by the ATM, but you hear "atium". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald101 Posted September 20, 2017 Report Share Posted September 20, 2017 When you laugh out loud on public transportation because of the sample chapters. When you see someone reading WoR on the train, hear them mention it's their second time, and can't resist telling them about the sample chapters. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 When people at work see you on Tuesday morning and ask "enjoying your book?" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald101 Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 When you decide to emulate David, and put a profanity filter on your phone, except you have it replace curse words with "storming", "colors" etc. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 25 minutes ago, Calderis said: When people at work see you on Tuesday morning and ask "enjoying your book?" Ha! My colleagues don't know of my obsession (when they see me on my phone they probably think I'm on Facebook rather than studying a not-for-credit degree in Cosmerology, majoring in realmatics). My partner though. Well she's just glad that, in her words, my mistress is a man 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Emerald101 said: When you decide to emulate David, and put a profanity filter on your phone, except you have it replace curse words with "storming", "colors" etc. When you install this filter in your brain. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowLord_Lith Posted September 21, 2017 Report Share Posted September 21, 2017 9 hours ago, Emerald101 said: When you decide to emulate David, and put a profanity filter on your phone, except you have it replace curse words with "storming", "colors" etc. How do you do this?! I need to know! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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