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26 minutes ago, Taliax said:

When your biggest moral/philosophical dilemma is whether to read the sample chapters for Oathbringer, or to wait for November for the full book.

Read them. They're released in order with no omissions. The only thing that seems like it could be missing at this point is the chapter epigraphs which will take no time at all to pick up. Read them and join the discussion! 

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You go through the effort to create this spoof of Wake me up when September ends (with a Stormlight Archive twist) by Green Day below (I think we all want October to end to get to Oathvember):

Summer has come and passed
The time between desolations can never last
Wake me up when October ends
Like Words of Radiance came to pass
Three years has gone so fast
Wake me up when October ends

Here comes the pain again
Falling from the planet Braize
Drenched in the pain again
The Knights Radiant becoming who they are
As my memory rests
But never forgets characters I lost
Wake me up when October ends..


 

 

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3 hours ago, Calderis said:

Read them. They're released in order with no omissions. The only thing that seems like it could be missing at this point is the chapter epigraphs which will take no time at all to pick up. Read them and join the discussion! 

This is what I'm leaning towards, basically because I want to be a part of the real-time theorizing going on.  But it'll probably depend on how much time I can allot to the Shard when I'm back at school; if my courseload is as bad as I think it might be, I might have to not read the sample chapters just so I'm not as tempted to spend too much time on the Shard.  :ph34r:

Also, @Ammanas, that is absolutely fantastic.

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1 hour ago, Sunbird said:

When you come across the term "cognitive maps" at work and imagine a Rosharan cartographer mapping out the Cognitive Realm.

Or when flipping through stations on the radio you cross the Christian station and hear the words "spiritual connection" and kinda flip out for a second. 

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6 hours ago, Flash said:

If I get married, I plan on making a major push for a kid named Kaladin or something. 

Saaaaaaame.

And if there are two boys, I'm going for Kaladin and Tein.

You know you are a Sanderfan when you write this:
 

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On the first day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the second day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the third day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

3 angerspren

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the fourth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

4 Knights Radiant

3 angerspren

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the fifth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

5 honorspren

4 Knights Radiant

3 angerspren

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the sixth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

6 plateau raids

5 honorspren

4 Knights Radiant

3 angerspren

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the seventh day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

7 gemhearts

6 plateau raids

5 honorspren

4 Knights Radiant

3 angerspren

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the eighth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

8 windrunners

7 gemhearts

6 plateau raids

5 honorspren

4 Knights Radiant

3 angerspren

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the ninth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

9 Parshendi

8 windrunners

7 gemhearts

6 plateau raids

5 honorspren

4 Knights Radiant

3 angerspren

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the tenth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

10 highprincres

9 Parshendi

8 windrunners

7 gemhearts

6 plateau raids

5 honorspren

4 Knights Radiant

3 angerspren

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the eleventh day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

11 spheres of stormlight

10 highprincres

9 Parshendi

8 windrunners

7 gemhearts

6 plateau raids

5 honorspren

4 Knights Radiant

3 angerspren

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

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On the twelfth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me,

12 highstorms

11 spheres of stormlight

10 highprincres

9 Parshendi

8 windrunners

7 gemhearts

6 plateau raids

5 honorspren

4 Knights Radiant

3 angerspren

Shallan and Adolin

And Kaladin in a chasm

 

Yah, it's long.

Also, I can't take 100% credit for this. @Cel helped with about 10%.

 

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When you hate names that are also words ( eg Felt, Miles) because they're storming hard to search for references. Like, you hate them in real life. Go around insulting people with names like Cliff, yelling at them that they're unsearchable, muttering that they're probably worldhoppers. 

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31 minutes ago, Extesian said:

When you hate names that are also words ( eg Felt, Miles) because they're storming hard to search for references. Like, you hate them in real life. Go around insulting people with names like Cliff, yelling at them that they're unsearchable, muttering that they're probably worldhoppers. 

Marsh, Wax, Wayne, Wit...

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6 minutes ago, Calderis said:

Lift, Dox, Stump...  

 

1 minute ago, Shqueeves said:

Ham, Breeze, Spook

To be fair, I don't think either the words dox or ham show up anywhere in the cosmere, other than the names.

There are pigs on Yolen, in Shinovar, on Scadrial, and on Threnody, but no one eats ham? This is theory worthy in its own right.

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