Tesh Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 When you are upset that no one has posted anything new on here all night. WAKE UP GUYS! WE NEED NEW CONTENT! Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 When your biggest moral/philosophical dilemma is whether to read the sample chapters for Oathbringer, or to wait for November for the full book. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 26 minutes ago, Taliax said: When your biggest moral/philosophical dilemma is whether to read the sample chapters for Oathbringer, or to wait for November for the full book. Read them. They're released in order with no omissions. The only thing that seems like it could be missing at this point is the chapter epigraphs which will take no time at all to pick up. Read them and join the discussion! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ammanas Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 (edited) You go through the effort to create this spoof of Wake me up when September ends (with a Stormlight Archive twist) by Green Day below (I think we all want October to end to get to Oathvember): Summer has come and passed The time between desolations can never last Wake me up when October ends Like Words of Radiance came to pass Three years has gone so fast Wake me up when October ends Here comes the pain again Falling from the planet Braize Drenched in the pain again The Knights Radiant becoming who they are As my memory rests But never forgets characters I lost Wake me up when October ends.. Edited August 17, 2017 by Ammanas 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightRadiant Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 (edited) When you're at a wedding reception and they ask for possible baby names, so you obviously give them names like Kaladin, Shallan, Vin, Kelsier, etc. Edited August 17, 2017 by KnightRadiant 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 23 minutes ago, KnightRadiant said: When you're at a wedding reception and they ask for possible baby names, so you obviously give them names like Kaladin, Shallan, Vin, Kelsier, etc. I tried to get my baby brother named kaladin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliax Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Calderis said: Read them. They're released in order with no omissions. The only thing that seems like it could be missing at this point is the chapter epigraphs which will take no time at all to pick up. Read them and join the discussion! This is what I'm leaning towards, basically because I want to be a part of the real-time theorizing going on. But it'll probably depend on how much time I can allot to the Shard when I'm back at school; if my courseload is as bad as I think it might be, I might have to not read the sample chapters just so I'm not as tempted to spend too much time on the Shard. Also, @Ammanas, that is absolutely fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steeldancer Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 If I get married, I plan on making a major push for a kid named Kaladin or something. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 When you are disappointed that your seafood dinner lacks a gemheart. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted August 17, 2017 Report Share Posted August 17, 2017 When you come across the term "cognitive maps" at work and imagine a Rosharan cartographer mapping out the Cognitive Realm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Sunbird said: When you come across the term "cognitive maps" at work and imagine a Rosharan cartographer mapping out the Cognitive Realm. Or when flipping through stations on the radio you cross the Christian station and hear the words "spiritual connection" and kinda flip out for a second. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Cole Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Flash said: If I get married, I plan on making a major push for a kid named Kaladin or something. Me too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 when someone uses the word odious, but all you hear is odium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 (edited) 6 hours ago, Flash said: If I get married, I plan on making a major push for a kid named Kaladin or something. Saaaaaaame. And if there are two boys, I'm going for Kaladin and Tein. You know you are a Sanderfan when you write this: Spoiler Spoiler On the first day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the second day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the third day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, 3 angerspren Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the fourth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, 4 Knights Radiant 3 angerspren Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the fifth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, 5 honorspren 4 Knights Radiant 3 angerspren Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the sixth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, 6 plateau raids 5 honorspren 4 Knights Radiant 3 angerspren Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the seventh day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, 7 gemhearts 6 plateau raids 5 honorspren 4 Knights Radiant 3 angerspren Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the eighth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, 8 windrunners 7 gemhearts 6 plateau raids 5 honorspren 4 Knights Radiant 3 angerspren Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the ninth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, 9 Parshendi 8 windrunners 7 gemhearts 6 plateau raids 5 honorspren 4 Knights Radiant 3 angerspren Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the tenth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, 10 highprincres 9 Parshendi 8 windrunners 7 gemhearts 6 plateau raids 5 honorspren 4 Knights Radiant 3 angerspren Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the eleventh day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, 11 spheres of stormlight 10 highprincres 9 Parshendi 8 windrunners 7 gemhearts 6 plateau raids 5 honorspren 4 Knights Radiant 3 angerspren Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Spoiler On the twelfth day of the Weeping the Stormfather gave to me, 12 highstorms 11 spheres of stormlight 10 highprincres 9 Parshendi 8 windrunners 7 gemhearts 6 plateau raids 5 honorspren 4 Knights Radiant 3 angerspren Shallan and Adolin And Kaladin in a chasm Yah, it's long. Also, I can't take 100% credit for this. @Cel helped with about 10%. Edited August 18, 2017 by Tesh 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Extesian Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 When you hate names that are also words ( eg Felt, Miles) because they're storming hard to search for references. Like, you hate them in real life. Go around insulting people with names like Cliff, yelling at them that they're unsearchable, muttering that they're probably worldhoppers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 31 minutes ago, Extesian said: When you hate names that are also words ( eg Felt, Miles) because they're storming hard to search for references. Like, you hate them in real life. Go around insulting people with names like Cliff, yelling at them that they're unsearchable, muttering that they're probably worldhoppers. Marsh, Wax, Wayne, Wit... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 (edited) Lift, Dox, Stump... Edited August 18, 2017 by Calderis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Ham, Breeze, Spook 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbsentKeeper Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, Calderis said: Lift, Dox, Stump... 1 minute ago, Shqueeves said: Ham, Breeze, Spook To be fair, I don't think either the words dox or ham show up anywhere in the cosmere, other than the names. There are pigs on Yolen, in Shinovar, on Scadrial, and on Threnody, but no one eats ham? This is theory worthy in its own right. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calderis Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Ivory, Graves, Maps... We can probably keep this up all night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shqueeves Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Let's not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesh Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Skar, Breeze, Silence, Darkness... Wait, has anyone else noticed that most of these people are lower class? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Serene, Siri, Shai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sami Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 When you and your friend are talking about Siri and someone nearby starts joining in the conversation - except they're talking about a different Siri 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 Whenever one of my siblings yells for a phone to answer a question ("Hey Siri!") the inevitable Warbreaker jokes go through my head. But, seeing as nobody in my house has read Warbreaker yet... sigh. I'm alone. (that's partly my fault, though. My brother's 14 and pretty darn innocent) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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