AngelEy3 Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 When you read the back cover to Way of Kings while organizing your (way too small) bookshelf and find yourself shivering with tears in your eyes. Speak again the ancient oaths, Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. and return to men the Shards they once bore. The Knights Radiant must stand again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 16 hours ago, miner3203 said: When you make a Shard account solely to post on this thread. When you wonder whether it would be possible to create an electromagnetic glove powerful enough to duplicate the external physical metals (minus the part about not having to move your hands, of course). When you always have a Sanderson book in your backpack "just in case". Can't relate. Can't relate. Can relate, and do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Enna Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 On 12/4/2016 at 1:08 AM, AngelEy3 said: When you read the back cover to Way of Kings while organizing your (way too small) bookshelf and find yourself shivering with tears in your eyes. Speak again the ancient oaths, Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. and return to men the Shards they once bore. The Knights Radiant must stand again. *choirs sing from the clouds* *orchestras perform perfect impromptu while their instruments glow ominously* *millions look to the sky* *choirs sing more* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashan’Elin Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 On 12/4/2016 at 1:08 AM, AngelEy3 said: When you read the back cover to Way of Kings while organizing your (way too small) bookshelf and find yourself shivering with tears in your eyes. Speak again the ancient oaths, Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination. and return to men the Shards they once bore. The Knights Radiant must stand again. When you read the back cover of WoK after reading Arcanum Unbounded and think "I know who wrote that! I know who wrote that!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbird Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 (edited) When you see photos of Brabant horses for the first time and go, WHOA. Ryshadium are real! Also: When you wish you could burn bendalloy to give yourself more time to finish all the ridiculous huge finals projects that are due this week. Edited December 8, 2016 by Sunbird 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegatorgirl00 Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 I put Brandon Sanderson's books as my favorite interest for a Secret Santa gift exchange and got a copy of WoK as a gift! I only own it on kindle, so having a physical copy is amazing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 When your family gets together and says that you are no longer allowed to say ANYTHING about the Cosmere to them in the next week because they are worried I am becoming way to obsessed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jude Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 (edited) When you call your friend a one armed hardasim because he is funny but also annoying. Is that how you spell hardasim because I forgot how to. Edited December 9, 2016 by Jude error 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 52 minutes ago, Jude said: When you call your friend a one armed hardasim because he is funny but also annoying. I that how you spell hardasim because I forgot how to. Herdazian. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sallin Zeras Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 When you become an archeologist because you want to find Stormlight infused gems. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jude Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 (edited) When you leave a marble out in a thunderstorm to see if it sucks in stormlight. Edited December 9, 2016 by Jude had to retype something 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 When your mom asks you what you want for Christmas and the first and only thing that pops into your mind is Arcanum Unbounded. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sallin Zeras Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 When you live in Mexico and each time you go to the U.S. for a weekend you spend $100 worth of Brandon Sanderson books 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jude Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 When your mad and you don't want to curse so you say "damnation" or "storm it" and sometimes "lord ruler" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironeyes Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Jude said: When your mad and you don't want to curse so you say "damnation" or "storm it" and sometimes "lord ruler" I read WoR again on a plane flight last month and I was using Storms as my primary curse-substitute for weeks. You know you're a Sanderfan when Brandon doesn't come to Boston until February and you're already planning which books to get signed and what cosmere questions you're going to ask him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfa Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 21 hours ago, Ookla the figberts said: When your family gets together and says that you are no longer allowed to say ANYTHING about the Cosmere to them in the next week because they are worried I am becoming way to obsessed. Talk about Alcatraz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soyperson Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 Just now, Alfa said: Talk about Alcatraz. Or Reckoners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assassin in Burgundy Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, bleeder said: Or Reckoners. But isn't that Cosmere? (I'm kidding. Please don't hurt me) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Assassin in Burgundy said: But isn't that Cosmere? DIE, HERETIC! When you use this to curse someone: GO TO DAMNATION, YOU COLORLESS, RUSTED, STORMING SPAWN OF THE LORD RULER'S CHULL'S DUNG! I actually used that once. It didn't have the effect I imagined. EDIT: Accidentally put "cure" instead of "curse". Why are those spelled so close to the same? Edited December 9, 2016 by Chasmfiend 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sallin Zeras Posted December 9, 2016 Report Share Posted December 9, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Chasmfiend said: DIE, HERETIC! When you use this to curse someone: GO TO DAMNATION, YOU COLORLESS, RUSTED, STORMING SPAWN OF THE LORD RULER'S CHULL'S DUNG! I actually used that once. It didn't have the effect I imagined. EDIT: Accidentally put "cure" instead of "curse". Why are those spell so close to the same? I'll be sure to say that the next time I'm insulting someone, that will make me feel as a total Sanderfan. Edited December 9, 2016 by Talanelat'Elin Stonesinew 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sallin Zeras Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Assassin in Burgundy said: But isn't that Cosmere? (I'm kidding. Please don't hurt me) Yeah, I hope to see Steelheart vs. TLR sometime, but everyone knows Reckoners isn't Cosmere. You're getting confused, the one that is Cosmere is Alcatraz. Don Kil Me Ples You know you're a Sanderfan when you see someone with a bracelet on the street and you ask if she/he is a feruchemist. Edited December 10, 2016 by Talanelat'Elin Stonesinew 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironeyes Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 You know you're an extremely unlucky Sanderfan when you're just about to convince your friend to read Warbreaker and Brandon's website chooses precisely that time to go down. No joke, this happened to me last night. Luckily I have it saved to my laptop so I just emailed her the PDF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sallin Zeras Posted December 10, 2016 Report Share Posted December 10, 2016 You know you're a Sanderfan when your friend tells you he's not going to read Brandon Sanderson's books, and then you feel like killing him. You know you're a Sanderfan when someone asks you what WoK or WoR is about and you simply say: "It's complicated" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightRadiant Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 When you get shipped by your friends with the only other Sanderfan in your grade. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironeyes Posted December 11, 2016 Report Share Posted December 11, 2016 4 hours ago, KnightRadiant said: When you get shipped by your friends with the only other Sanderfan in your grade. Is he/she cute? Cause that might just work out... Go for it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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