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When you read the back cover to Way of Kings while organizing your (way too small) bookshelf and find yourself shivering with tears in your eyes. 

Speak again the ancient oaths,

Life before death.
Strength before weakness.
Journey before destination.

and return to men the Shards they once bore.

The Knights Radiant must stand again.

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16 hours ago, miner3203 said:

When you make a Shard account solely to post on this thread.

When you wonder whether it would be possible to create an electromagnetic glove powerful enough to duplicate the external physical metals (minus the part about not having to move your hands, of course).

When you always have a Sanderson book in your backpack "just in case".

Can't relate.

Can't relate.

Can relate, and do.

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On 12/4/2016 at 1:08 AM, AngelEy3 said:

When you read the back cover to Way of Kings while organizing your (way too small) bookshelf and find yourself shivering with tears in your eyes. 

Speak again the ancient oaths,

Life before death.
Strength before weakness.
Journey before destination.

and return to men the Shards they once bore.

The Knights Radiant must stand again.

*choirs sing from the clouds*

*orchestras perform perfect impromptu while their instruments glow ominously*

*millions look to the sky*

*choirs sing more*

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On 12/4/2016 at 1:08 AM, AngelEy3 said:

When you read the back cover to Way of Kings while organizing your (way too small) bookshelf and find yourself shivering with tears in your eyes. 

Speak again the ancient oaths,

Life before death.
Strength before weakness.
Journey before destination.

and return to men the Shards they once bore.

The Knights Radiant must stand again.

When you read the back cover of WoK after reading Arcanum Unbounded and think "I know who wrote that! I know who wrote that!"

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When you see photos of Brabant horses for the first time and go, WHOA. Ryshadium are real!

Also: When you wish you could burn bendalloy to give yourself more time to finish all the ridiculous huge finals projects that are due this week.

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1 hour ago, Jude said:

When your mad and you don't want to curse so you say "damnation" or "storm it"

and sometimes "lord ruler":D

 

I read WoR again on a plane flight last month and I was using Storms as my primary curse-substitute for weeks. 

 

You know you're a Sanderfan when Brandon doesn't come to Boston until February and you're already planning which books to get signed and what cosmere questions you're going to ask him.

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21 hours ago, Ookla the figberts said:

When your family gets together and says that you are no longer allowed to say ANYTHING about the Cosmere to them in the next week because they are worried I am becoming way to obsessed.

Talk about Alcatraz. 

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15 minutes ago, Assassin in Burgundy said:

But isn't that Cosmere?

DIE, HERETIC!

 

When you use this to curse someone:

GO TO DAMNATION, YOU COLORLESS, RUSTED, STORMING SPAWN OF THE LORD RULER'S CHULL'S DUNG!

 

I actually used that once.

It didn't have the effect I imagined.

 

EDIT: Accidentally put "cure" instead of "curse". Why are those spelled so close to the same?

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7 minutes ago, Chasmfiend said:

DIE, HERETIC!

 

When you use this to curse someone:

GO TO DAMNATION, YOU COLORLESS, RUSTED, STORMING SPAWN OF THE LORD RULER'S CHULL'S DUNG!

 

I actually used that once.

It didn't have the effect I imagined.

 

EDIT: Accidentally put "cure" instead of "curse". Why are those spell so close to the same?

I'll be sure to say that the next time I'm insulting someone, that will make me feel as a total Sanderfan.

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3 hours ago, Assassin in Burgundy said:

But isn't that Cosmere?

 

 

(I'm kidding. Please don't hurt me)

 

Yeah, I hope to see Steelheart vs. TLR sometime, but everyone knows Reckoners isn't Cosmere. You're getting confused, the one that is Cosmere is Alcatraz.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don Kil Me Ples

 

You know you're a Sanderfan when you see someone with a bracelet on the street and you ask if she/he is a feruchemist.

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You know you're an extremely unlucky Sanderfan when you're just about to convince your friend to read Warbreaker and Brandon's website chooses precisely that time to go down. No joke, this happened to me last night. Luckily I have it saved to my laptop so I just emailed her the PDF

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