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Not a meme, but a joke...

Sadeas was worried about the state of Alethkar. So many problems, and all of them could be placed at the feet of Dalinar.

He knew how to fix it. He would lead Dalinar out into the field and betray him, leaving him for dead.

He would save Alethkar. He would perform the Kholin-oscopy.

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5 hours ago, xinoehp512 said:

Wait a minute :o

Is that why H is a wild card in Roshar Symmetry Scrabble???

If so, that's hilarious :P
If not, and it's just a coincidence, that's even funnier. :lol:
 

I just saw the comic, and was like… yeah. But that… that could be a theory.

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some awesome things

Kelsier: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. 
Elend: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. 
*Vin walks in* 
Elend: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know. 

Adolin: I am strong! I beat Shallan at arm wrestling! 
Kaladin: Anyone can beat Shallan at arm wrestling! 
Shallan: Hey-

Lightsong: Are they stupid? 
Vivenna: Yes, but they prefer to be called Siri.

Nightblood: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea. 
Szeth: Well then who's is it? 
Nightblood, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

Navani: Trouble at 2 o'clock! 
Dalinar: *looks down at their watch*
Dalinar: Now, how do you know that?

Dalinar: Watcha doin? 
Navani: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. 
Dalinar: Scandalous. 
Dalinar: Can I help?

Dalinar: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. 
Navani: You mean you stabbed them? 
Dalinar: They ran into my knife.

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Shallan: I am a responsible adult! 
Adolin: *raises brow* 
Shallan: I am an adult.

Kaladin: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? 
Syl: Your life? 
Kaladin: I- well yes, but-

Venli: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! 
Venli: *aggressively throws water bottles* 
Rlain: Uh... what's up with them? 
Eshonai: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. 
Venli: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! 
Demid, crying: It's working.

Venli: Why is Eshonai crying on the floor? 
Demid: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. 
Venli: And? 
Demid: They got Rlain. 

Teft: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. 
Kaladin, Adolin, & Shallan: Okay. 
Teft: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. 
Kaladin: Bold of you to a**ume I have money. 
Adolin: Bold of you to a**ume I don't want to die. 
Shallan: Bold of you to a**ume I can die.

Teft: What’s up with Kaladin? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? 
Adolin: They're just a little overwhelmed. 
Teft: Why? 
Adolin: Shallan smiled at them.


Veil: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! 
Shallan: Bet you I can! 
Radiant: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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On 1/24/2022 at 2:24 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

it was a random quote generator you insert names into it, I thought this worked pretty well but I see what you mean.

May I ask which quote generator? I like the ones here

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Syl: Where is Kaladin? 
Shallan: I'll do you one better, who is Kaladin?? 
Adolin: Here's a better question, why is Kaladin?

 

Skar: You’re a loose cannon, Lopen. 
Lopen: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? 
Drehy: I think you play by your own rules. 
Rock: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. 
Skar: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. 
Lopen: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Teft is a loose cannon. 
Teft: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Lopen! 
Rock: I’d say Teft’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. 
Drehy: Now I’m just confused. Is Lopen a loose cannon or not? 
Skar: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. 
Lopen: *groans* 
Teft: Aw, man. 

Shallan, knocking on the door: Radiant, open up! 
Radiant: It all started when I was a kid. 
Shallan: That’s not what I- 
Veil: Let them finish!

 

Shallan is casually searching around the room* 
Veil: Hey Shallan, what’re you looking for? 
Shallan: My will to live. 
*Radiant walks into the room* 
Shallan: Oh, there it is. 

 

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