Bort Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 Not a meme, but a joke... Sadeas was worried about the state of Alethkar. So many problems, and all of them could be placed at the feet of Dalinar. He knew how to fix it. He would lead Dalinar out into the field and betray him, leaving him for dead. He would save Alethkar. He would perform the Kholin-oscopy. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 10 hours ago, Bort said: *snip* Spoilers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 On 1/18/2022 at 3:34 PM, Frustration said: Spoilers How? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 On 1/18/2022 at 2:34 PM, Frustration said: Spoilers no it isn't? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 1 hour ago, The Unknown Aon said: How? 1 minute ago, DoomStick said: no it isn't? That's litterally the ending of WoK 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Just now, Frustration said: That's litterally the ending of WoK in case you hadn't noticed, it's been more than 9 months since WoK's release 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Just now, DoomStick said: in case you hadn't noticed, it's been more than 9 months since WoK's release In case you hadn't noticed that only means that you can talk about it outside a designated board, it still needs to be in a spoiler box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 It's pretty vague, but I do see what you mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: Wait a minute Is that why H is a wild card in Roshar Symmetry Scrabble??? If so, that's hilarious If not, and it's just a coincidence, that's even funnier. Edited January 20, 2022 by xinoehp512 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 5 hours ago, xinoehp512 said: Wait a minute Is that why H is a wild card in Roshar Symmetry Scrabble??? If so, that's hilarious If not, and it's just a coincidence, that's even funnier. I just saw the comic, and was like… yeah. But that… that could be a theory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettycooolguy Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 (edited) https://imgflip.com/i/6288ku Preeettty much my first post practically! And I knoow, it's all link-y and embarassing but you see, I am pretty new! Edited January 22, 2022 by Prettycooolguy 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Prettycooolguy said: https://imgflip.com/i/6288ku Preeettty much my first post practically! And I knoow, it's all link-y and embarassing but you see, I am pretty new! welcome to the shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chinkoln Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 9 hours ago, Prettycooolguy said: https://imgflip.com/i/6288ku Preeettty much my first post practically! And I knoow, it's all link-y and embarassing but you see, I am pretty new! Welcome to the Shard! Could you give credit to where you got the artwork? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 some awesome things Kelsier: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Elend: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *Vin walks in* Elend: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know. Adolin: I am strong! I beat Shallan at arm wrestling! Kaladin: Anyone can beat Shallan at arm wrestling! Shallan: Hey- Lightsong: Are they stupid? Vivenna: Yes, but they prefer to be called Siri. Nightblood: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea. Szeth: Well then who's is it? Nightblood, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know! Navani: Trouble at 2 o'clock! Dalinar: *looks down at their watch* Dalinar: Now, how do you know that? Dalinar: Watcha doin? Navani: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Dalinar: Scandalous. Dalinar: Can I help? Dalinar: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times. Navani: You mean you stabbed them? Dalinar: They ran into my knife. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 I have never punched a person. They just happened to be in the way of my fist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 22, 2022 Report Share Posted January 22, 2022 Shallan: I am a responsible adult! Adolin: *raises brow* Shallan: I am an adult. Kaladin: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Syl: Your life? Kaladin: I- well yes, but- Venli: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Venli: *aggressively throws water bottles* Rlain: Uh... what's up with them? Eshonai: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Venli: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Demid, crying: It's working. Venli: Why is Eshonai crying on the floor? Demid: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes. Venli: And? Demid: They got Rlain. Teft: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Kaladin, Adolin, & Shallan: Okay. Teft: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Kaladin: Bold of you to a**ume I have money. Adolin: Bold of you to a**ume I don't want to die. Shallan: Bold of you to a**ume I can die. Teft: What’s up with Kaladin? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now? Adolin: They're just a little overwhelmed. Teft: Why? Adolin: Shallan smiled at them. Veil: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Shallan: Bet you I can! Radiant: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper* 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 On 1/22/2022 at 1:10 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: Dalinar: Watcha doin? Navani: Stealing my neighbour’s cat. Dalinar: Scandalous. Dalinar: Can I help? I would say that this is Shallan and Pattern, but I guess that also works. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 24, 2022 Report Share Posted January 24, 2022 22 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: I would say that this is Shallan and Pattern, but I guess that also works. it was a random quote generator you insert names into it, I thought this worked pretty well but I see what you mean. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liahona Posted January 27, 2022 Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 On 1/24/2022 at 2:24 PM, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: it was a random quote generator you insert names into it, I thought this worked pretty well but I see what you mean. May I ask which quote generator? I like the ones here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 27, 2022 Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 48 minutes ago, Liahona said: May I ask which quote generator? I like the ones here here you go Incorrect Quote Generator - Perchancehttps://perchance.org › incorrect-quote-generator and a quote (Wheel of time) Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liahona Posted January 27, 2022 Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: here you go Incorrect Quote Generator - Perchancehttps://perchance.org › incorrect-quote-generator Thank you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 Syl: Where is Kaladin? Shallan: I'll do you one better, who is Kaladin?? Adolin: Here's a better question, why is Kaladin? Skar: You’re a loose cannon, Lopen. Lopen: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Drehy: I think you play by your own rules. Rock: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Skar: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Lopen: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Teft is a loose cannon. Teft: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Lopen! Rock: I’d say Teft’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. Drehy: Now I’m just confused. Is Lopen a loose cannon or not? Skar: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. Lopen: *groans* Teft: Aw, man. Shallan, knocking on the door: Radiant, open up! Radiant: It all started when I was a kid. Shallan: That’s not what I- Veil: Let them finish! Shallan is casually searching around the room* Veil: Hey Shallan, what’re you looking for? Shallan: My will to live. *Radiant walks into the room* Shallan: Oh, there it is. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 (edited) (Spoilered for size) Spoiler No explanation needed Edited February 1, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 31, 2022 Report Share Posted January 31, 2022 59 minutes ago, Szeth's Facepalm said: (Spoilered for size) Hide contents No explanation needed *confusion* wha? is that Naruto or something? OH I GET IT NOW. LOLLOLOLOLOL that is great. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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