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1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Pretty sure this was straight off the internet. Even if not, it's...a pretty common meme idea. 

Well, my original meme was not like that, but then another book was named, so I decided to name another. But I didn’t take it off the internet, though I see your point that it is a common meme idea.
*sigh* I feel like I keep getting in trouble with staff:unsure:

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Just now, AonEne said:

Pretty sure this was straight off the internet. Even if not, it's...a pretty common meme idea. 

I cannot count the number of times someone came up with a "there's no way this one has not already been done" meme and it had not already been done

This exact one has been overdone though

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3 minutes ago, Chinkoln said:

Well, my original meme was not like that, but then another book was named, so I decided to name another. But I didn’t take it off the internet, though I see your point that it is a common meme idea.
*sigh* I feel like I keep getting in trouble with staff:unsure:

Sorry if it comes across like I'm bearing down too hard on you; I've just seen this stuff a lot by now. 

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2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Sorry if it comes across like I'm bearing down too hard on you; I've just seen this stuff a lot by now. 

Ya, that makes sense. Last week my sister and I were hit by another car (100% not our fault). The officer who came (because it was a hit and run) was completely indifferent and seeming uncaring as we told our story. It wasn’t that he didn’t care, he just couldn’t care to much, because he deals with this stuff everyday and sometimes he just isn’t feeling bright and sunny.

No hard feelings!

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4 hours ago, AonEne said:

Sazed: I trust Kelsier.
Dox: You think he knows what he's doing?
Sazed: I wouldn't go that far. 

 

Wax: Harmony, I'm sad.
Sazed: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Lightsong: Endowment, I'm sad.
Endowment, nodding: mood 

Wax: Nothing in life is free.
Steris: Love is free!
Marasi: Adventure is free.
MeLaan: Knowledge is free.
Wayne: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

 

Jasnah: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

The first reminds me of that scene from the Doctor Who episode "Crash of the Byzantium":

Father Octavian: Dr. Song, I've lost good clerics today. You trust this man?
River: I absolutely trust him.
Father Octavian: He's not some kind of madman, then?
River: [pause] I absolutely trust him.

The second one struck me, because even though that is how it would be, from their intents you might assume the opposite.

The last one actually feels more like a Wayne quote, along the lines of his using on the fact that it would make more sense if the longer you lived the better you got at not dying as opposed to the reverse.

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3 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

Kelsier: You really think they’d have known better than to allow a thief to make the laws.

Marsh: I’m fairly certain most politicians are thieves.

Kelsier: Marsh! How could you? Comparing me to a politician!

However sad it may be, it's true.

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4 hours ago, Frustration said:

However sad it may be, it's true.

The best part of all this is that Kelsier is literally a king. I’m pretty sure that makes him a politician no matter his personal feelings on the subject.

Apparently inspired by my love of Calvin & Hobbes...

Kelsier: Jaywalks. Crosses back.

Marsh: I assume there was a point to that?

Kelsier (points at no jaywalking sign): They’re impinging on my rights.

Marsh: Your right to be an idiot?

Kelsier: Damn straight.

 

Marsh: Have you ever considered the benefits of safety?

Kelsier: Safety is a lie pedaled by the privileged to subjugate the masses.

Marsh: Which is why you’re standing in middle of the street.

 

Marsh: Rules exist for a reason, Kell.

Kelsier: Yes. To be defied! Flaunted! Flagrantly disobeyed!

Marsh: You’re about to be hit by a car.

Kelsier: Oy, Pewter-brain! Ever heard of ‘Right of Way’?!

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15 minutes ago, Personification said:

Wouldn't aluminum-brain be better?

I think Thugs are more associated with brute strength than intelligence, even if that isn’t usually accurate.

It should really be Koloss brain, but I didn’t feel comfortable insulting an entire species, even if it is an invented one.

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18 hours ago, Kingsdaughter613 said:

Marsh: Do you have to annoy me?

Kelsier: I’m legally obligated. Law of the Sovereign 16.4 subsection B. Younger siblings must irritate their elder at least once per interaction.

Marsh: You wrote those laws, Kell. It doesn’t count.

Kelsier: Marsh! Are you suggesting I break my own law?!

Kelsier: I’m so proud.

Wow. Spot on

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