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The first three Stormlight Archive books

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The Way of Kings: Stealing them from Kaladin

Words of Radiance: Quietly stealing the madman's Shardblade from the cavern, even though Dalinar had already bonded it

Oathbringer: He managed to inherit a full set of Shards by virtue of becoming the new Highprince

 

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3 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

The first three Stormlight Archive books

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The Way of Kings: Stealing them from Kaladin

Words of Radiance: Quietly stealing the madman's Shardblade from the cavern, even though Dalinar had already bonded it

Oathbringer: He managed to inherit a full set of Shards by virtue of becoming the new Highprince

 

In fairness, the OB example was completely legal.

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3 hours ago, Chinkoln said:

The first three Stormlight Archive books

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The Way of Kings: Stealing them from Kaladin

Words of Radiance: Quietly stealing the madman's Shardblade from the cavern, even though Dalinar had already bonded it

Oathbringer: He managed to inherit a full set of Shards by virtue of becoming the new Highprince

 

Oh no. Now, we'll find out in book 5 that Amaram Ascended to one Shard in RoW and to a second in KoW. At least it's linear and not exponential.

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2 hours ago, AonEne said:

This incorrect quote might've already been made, but I can't remember it, therefore: 

Kelsier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. 
Sazed: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you should’ve taken away. 
Kelsier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God. 

What's it from?

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On 2/20/2021 at 4:24 PM, More Cynical Than Funny said:

Vax is a D&D character in Critical Roll and its making fun of Vax the character.

Have a meme

[Mistborn Secret History]

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Kelsier: Hey Saze, can I come back to-

Harmony:Image result for nope card https://explodingkittens.com/how-to-play/exploding-kittens-party-pack

 

 

 

I just bought this game. :P

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These are all great, I have two changes I'd make (in bold):

6 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Kaladin: Hey, Adolin Shallan? Can I get some dating advice?
Shallan Adolin: Just because I’m with Shallan Adolin doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Adolin: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Kaladin: You’re a hazard to society
Shallan Veil Lift: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

 

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On 3/2/2021 at 0:23 PM, AonEne said:

I'm not sure, actually. I just know people use it as an incorrect quote. :P I'm using a generator. Sometimes I give it the names and it puts them where it wants, sometimes I assign the names based on what makes sense.

Some more:

Kaladin: Hey, Shallan? Can I get some dating advice?
Shallan: Just because I’m with Adolin doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Kaladin: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Shallan: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Kaladin: Yes!
Adolin: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Kaladin: I know you snuck out last night, Shallan.
Adolin: Play dumb!
Shallan: Who's Shallan?
Adolin: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Adolin: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Kaladin: You’re a hazard to society
Shallan: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

Shallan: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Dalinar: Wasn't Wit with you?
Wit: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Vin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.
Kelsier: Just rip the bandage off.
Vin: It’s Elend.
Kelsier: Put the bandage back on.

Hoid: We need to get through this locked door. Dalinar, give me your credit card.
Dalinar: Here.
Hoid, pocketing it: Thanks. Kaladin, kick down the door.

Edwarn, negotiating with Wax: We have Wayne. Give us ten thousand boxings and he will be returned to you unharmed
Wayne: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Edwarn:
Wayne: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Wax: WAYNE STOP

*Hoid and Kelsier skipping stones on lake*
Hoid: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Kelsier, whispering: Take that you stupid lake

Navani: Lift was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Lift: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Dalinar: Lift, you ate a chair.

Wow. This deserves multiple reputations

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14 minutes ago, GoWibble said:

Wait, so do people respond to old posts and share memes in the same post?

Yes, why wouldn't we? It happens rarely because we rarely have both something to say and a meme to share but it happens

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@AonEne inspired a new type of meme. 
 

Dalinar: Where does a child hide in a small town like this?

Kaladin: Does Lift really qualify as a child?

Lift: I sure do, I’m only this many!

*Holds up 10 fingers*
Kaladin: You said you were older then that when you went on the roller coaster

 

 

Kaladin: Why are you poking me?

Hoid: I have access to Fortune, which tells me what to do, but not why. The mystical forces of the universe told me to poke you.

Kaladin: You are just bored, aren’t you?

 

Radiant:Find some proof that she did it

Veil: We don’t need proof, I know she did it 

Radiant: I don’t care, we need a confession

Shallan: I didn’t do it

Radiant: Then who ate the last cookie?!?

 

Huh, this was harder than it looks. You have to come up with realistic dialogue, that is funny, but fits with the character’s personalities. 

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