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A bunch of Stormlight memes: 

 

tWoK spoilers: 

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WoR spoilers:

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Oathbringer Spoilers:

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(Let's be real though, he drew twentyfive +4 cards)

 

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Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Caiu-son-Daddy wore yellow, red, and blue the day he was to kill a king.

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Just for the official record, I hate that show with a passion

 

I have never even  seen that show. I just came upon Calliou and my mind went to one place.

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I am Talenel'Elin, Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is near at hand. We must prepare. You will have forgotten much, following the destruction of the times past. Kalak will teach you to cast bronze, if you have forgotten this. We will Soulcast blocks of metal directly for you. I wish we could teach you steel, but casting is so much easier than forging, and you must have something we can produce quickly. Your stone tools will not serve against what is to come. Vedel can train your surgeons, and Jezrien... he will teach you leadership. So much is lost between Returns... I will train your soldiers. We should have time. Ishar keeps talking about a way to keep information from being lost following Desolations. And you have discovered something unexpected. We will use that. Surgebinders to act as guardians... Knights... The coming days will be difficult, but with training, humanity will survive. You must bring me to your leaders. The other Heralds should join us soon. 
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2 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said:

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I am Talenel'Elin, Herald of War. The time of the Return, the Desolation, is near at hand. We must prepare. You will have forgotten much, following the destruction of the times past. Kalak will teach you to cast bronze, if you have forgotten this. We will Soulcast blocks of metal directly for you. I wish we could teach you steel, but casting is so much easier than forging, and you must have something we can produce quickly. Your stone tools will not serve against what is to come. Vedel can train your surgeons, and Jezrien... he will teach you leadership. So much is lost between Returns... I will train your soldiers. We should have time. Ishar keeps talking about a way to keep information from being lost following Desolations. And you have discovered something unexpected. We will use that. Surgebinders to act as guardians... Knights... The coming days will be difficult, but with training, humanity will survive. You must bring me to your leaders. The other Heralds should join us soon. 
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Taln:

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I'M LAUGHING SO HARD. That is great. I don't know why it only had one upvote.

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9 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

I'M LAUGHING SO HARD. That is great. I don't know why it only had one upvote.

Because it is over 5 words and on a meme thread (I would have made this joke about people in general not reading things more than 5 words, but then I remembered what website I was on).

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