Kestrel Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 I want to hear them. Go. I feel like a gecko climbing up a plastic bag dispenser. No, it makes sense because the gecko would stick to the bag, pulling it down as it tries to climb. It goes nowhere! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 I feel like a purple buffalo. See, it makes sense because the buffalo's confused as why he's purple! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onceWicked Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 "...like a rhinosauras austraunant..." Imagine a space suit for a rhino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 A brick made out of porridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted April 8, 2015 Report Share Posted April 8, 2015 I would pitch in, but unfortunately my metaphors are as terrible as a land mine in a potato field. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted April 9, 2015 Report Share Posted April 9, 2015 I have exams soon and I feel like a Sharder at a signing event.Hopeful but dreading that I won't actually get any answers. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apepi Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Seeing you guys trying to explain your metaphors is like trying explain gravity to an ant. You start explaining it, but in the middle of explaining it you end up realizing that you have no idea how it works either. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 Trying to think of something to add to this thread is like trying to discuss Kant's categorical imperative with my pugs. You start out with something really clever, but then you're distracted by the hilariousness. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanTheSeamonster Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 (Insert applicable situation here) ...is like pulling teeth using dynamite. Definitely effective, just not necessarily the result you were hoping for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Bard Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 Megan was right. Most of these are similes. You are just as wrong as a tomato that thinks it's a suspension bridge. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackhoof Posted May 18, 2015 Report Share Posted May 18, 2015 Pedantry is as boring as a skateboard with no wheels and nothing but flat concrete for a mile in every direction. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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