Popular Post Kobold King Posted February 16, 2015 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 (edited) A piece of utter insanity inspired by a private conversation and by Disney's Frozen. Major spoilers for Firefight follow. Starring Megan as the singer during the climax of the book. * opening music plays * The flames burn bright 'round my body tonight I'm being burned alive. Prof's gone way off the deep end And it's doubtful I'll survive. Regalia planned this, though I'm not sure how or why If I'd been shot instead, I wouldn't have to die... Adjust the aim, point the gun at me David's rifle will let me beat this heat I'm really glad it's remote con-trolled... Well here I gooooo! Let it go! Let it go! Not burning up in that smog! Let it go! Let it go! I'm dead but not for long! I don't care If I go insane The assassination failed... Death never stopped me long anyway. It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small And the fear that nearly killed me Can't get to me at all! It's time I went on the attack To defeat Phaedrus and turn him back David won't get squished tonight... Time to fight! Let it go! Let it go! I am one with Time and Light! Let it go! Let it go! I rise as Firefight! Prof can't fight My time-changing light Let his force fields fall! My power twists the very laws of time and space! My soul shines outwards, lighting up the terror on Prof's face! And one thought shines through me, this one thought is clear I'm never going back; Tonight I feel no fear! Let it go! Let it go! Phaedrus lifts off and flies Let it go! Let it go! David hasn't died! Here we are Safe in Babilar I will feel no fear... Death can't stop Firefight anyway. Edited February 16, 2015 by Kobold King 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbird Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 I have no idea how to respond to this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 I have no idea how to respond to this. Don't. Just bask in its glory. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 I have no idea how to respond to this. I have that effect on people. Don't. Just bask in its glory. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Its so beautiful and amazing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Random Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 I LOVE these sorts of parodies! Thank you, Kobold King. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unhinged Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Well done. How long before you cover do you want to build a snowman? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccstat Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) How long before you cover do you want to build a snowman? "Do You Wanna be an Epic" (sung by Regalia) Do you wanna be an Epic? It would be so very fun to have powers that put you on top, in charge of everyone! I used to be quite normal, and now I'm not. You can be awesome too! Do you want to be an Epic? I'll make you into an Epic. [David] No thanks, Regalia. Do you want to be an Epic? Abuse power all day long, kill and maim and cheat your underlings; you can do anything and feel no moral qualms! Yes the initial Rending can be a bit traumatic for everyone. ........ David, tell me what just happened. Why don't you have powers now? This process always worked before. No stupid metaphors! Just let it in! Calamity was right here empowering you. Why aren't you killing things? Don't you wanna be an Epic? Edited February 17, 2015 by ccstat 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Now I'm wondering if "Fixer Upper" could be made to fit David and Prof's differing opinions on what to do with the corrupted Epics. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted February 17, 2015 Report Share Posted February 17, 2015 Let it go! Let it go! Or you'll blow up like a potato! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mestiv Posted February 18, 2015 Report Share Posted February 18, 2015 Whow that was great Read it to Let it go playing in the background 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2015 (edited) Thanks for all the compliments, guys. It's always nice to know my reckless insanity is appreciated here. "Do You Wanna be an Epic" (sung by Regalia) Do you wanna be an Epic? It would be so very fun to have powers that put you on top, in charge of everyone! I used to be quite normal, and now I'm not. You can be awesome too! Do you want to be an Epic? I'll make you into an Epic. [David] No thanks, Regalia. Do you want to be an Epic? Abuse power all day long, kill and maim and cheat your underlings; you can do anything and feel no moral qualms! Yes the initial Rending can be a bit traumatic for everyone. ........ David, tell me what just happened. Why don't you have powers now? This process always worked before. No stupid metaphors! Just let it in! Calamity was right here empowering you. Why aren't you killing things? Don't you wanna be an Epic? This is beautiful. So very, very beautiful. Edited February 19, 2015 by Kobold King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew C Posted February 20, 2015 Report Share Posted February 20, 2015 You need to sing this. And video it. And post to Youtube. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted March 5, 2015 Report Share Posted March 5, 2015 Yes. Just yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackhoof Posted March 9, 2015 Report Share Posted March 9, 2015 Love it, love it all, its brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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