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You already are, my friend.

You're lucky Lucentia doesn't let the Financier wander as far as Texas.

Very lucky indeed.

 

Oh, I count myself as lucky. I count myself... to seven!

 

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If you ever feel inclined to have the Financier mention a vanilla named Jared as the most brazen blasphemer he's ever encountered, be my guest. :P

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The heretic has hidden his true nature.

 

And you see yourself as pure? Did you not once call yourself "Future Companion" on your member title? Was that not a reference to Doctor Who? Did the titular Doctor not have a seventh incarnation? Did this seventh incarnation not visit the Future? Does this not make you, a hypocrite?

 

I rest my case. :P

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And you see yourself as pure? Did you not once call yourself "Future Companion" on your member title? Was that not a reference to Doctor Who? Did the titular Doctor not have a seventh incarnation? Did this seventh incarnation not visit the Future? Does this not make you, a hypocrite?

I rest my case. :P

I had not yet seen the light! When I did, all changed. All former aspirations died in the glorious revelation of Savior Zero. You, who have embraced the abominable One Who Ate Nine, have rejected the light. If you visited the Sacred Outhouse, you would see nothing but blackness.

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So to get back on topic, is it possible to kill Nighthound with icecream? And if so, can someone organize for the Empire to all take a day off to go out for ice cream so that someone can discover this fact?
Edit: On a completely random sidenote no matter how many times autocorrect changes it I keep typing Organize with an 's', even though it's one of the american spellings that I completely agree makes more sense.

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Every time I imagine Angel and Timeport's eventual duel, I picture it set to

:mellow:

Timeport went down to Portland, he was looking for a girl to kill

He was getting bored with the big broadsword he'd found at an old windmill

When he came across an Angel with her dog and cleaning her gun

Timeport went toward that little girl and said, "Let's both have some fun."

"I killed your brother, little girl, and I killed your parents too

"And if you want to live to mourn them, I'll make a bet with you.

"You've got a nice little rifle there, but I've got a battle-ax

"Get on your feet, my Angel girl, and parry my attacks."

Angel, grab your big ol' dog and make sure you load your gun

'Cause Timeport's here in Portland and he's telling you to run

And if you win you'll avenge your family not long dead

​But if you lose then Timeport gets your head….

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Every time I imagine Angel and Timeport's eventual duel, I picture it set to

:mellow:

 

Timeport went down to Portland, he was looking for a girl to kill

He was getting bored with the big broadsword he'd found at an old windmill

When he came across an Angel with her dog and cleaning her gun

Timeport went toward that little girl and said, "Let's both have some fun."

"I killed your brother, little girl, and I killed your parents too

"And if you want to live to mourn them, I'll make a bet with you.

"You've got a nice little rifle there, but I've got a battle-ax

"Get on your feet, my Angel girl, and parry my attacks."

Angel, grab your big ol' dog and make sure you load your gun

'Cause Timeport's here in Portland and he's telling you to run

And if you win you'll avenge your family not long dead

​But if you lose then Timeport gets your head….

 

That is so appropriate on so many levels, it's scary.  :mellow:

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Before I change back into a pony, can I please go on the record as the Most Vile and Corrupted Enemy of the Church of Zero?

You do remember that he's working for Lucentia and Bloody Mary, right? Are you calling yourself worse than them? :ph34r:

 

So to get back on topic, is it possible to kill Nighthound with icecream? And if so, can someone organize for the Empire to all take a day off to go out for ice cream so that someone can discover this fact?

Edit: On a completely random sidenote no matter how many times autocorrect changes it I keep typing Organize with an 's', even though it's one of the american spellings that I completely agree makes more sense.

Realistically? Probably not. Unless they gather enough icecream that its sheer mass is enough to crush him.

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Realistically? Probably not. Unless they gather enough icecream that its sheer mass is enough to crush him.

Hey Kobold can I borrow Redlight to freeze someone while Captain IScream and co. generate enough desert to crush said, unnamed person? :P

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Every time I imagine Angel and Timeport's eventual duel, I picture it set to

:mellow:

 

Timeport went down to Portland, he was looking for a girl to kill

He was getting bored with the big broadsword he'd found at an old windmill

When he came across an Angel with her dog and cleaning her gun

Timeport went toward that little girl and said, "Let's both have some fun."

"I killed your brother, little girl, and I killed your parents too

"And if you want to live to mourn them, I'll make a bet with you.

"You've got a nice little rifle there, but I've got a battle-ax

"Get on your feet, my Angel girl, and parry my attacks."

Angel, grab your big ol' dog and make sure you load your gun

'Cause Timeport's here in Portland and he's telling you to run

And if you win you'll avenge your family not long dead

​But if you lose then Timeport gets your head….

 

 

This... this is so awesome I can find no words to describe it. :D

 

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Hey Kobold can I borrow Redlight to freeze someone while Captain IScream and co. generate enough desert to crush said, unnamed person? :P

 

If it's for a worthy cause--and I rather suspect that it is--then be my guest. :ph34r: 

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