TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Before I change back into a pony, can I please go on the record as the Most Vile and Corrupted Enemy of the Church of Zero? You already are, my friend. You're lucky Lucentia doesn't let the Financier wander as far as Texas. Very lucky indeed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 You already are, my friend. You're lucky Lucentia doesn't let the Financier wander as far as Texas. Very lucky indeed. Oh, I count myself as lucky. I count myself... to seven! If you ever feel inclined to have the Financier mention a vanilla named Jared as the most brazen blasphemer he's ever encountered, be my guest. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Oh, I count myself as lucky. I count myself... to seven! If you ever feel inclined to have the Financier mention a vanilla named Jared as the most brazen blasphemer he's ever encountered, be my guest. I might do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Yay, Kobolds back to normal non-scary-burning-number form! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Yay, Kobolds back to normal non-scary-burning-number form! The heretic has hidden his true nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 The heretic has hidden his true nature. And you see yourself as pure? Did you not once call yourself "Future Companion" on your member title? Was that not a reference to Doctor Who? Did the titular Doctor not have a seventh incarnation? Did this seventh incarnation not visit the Future? Does this not make you, a hypocrite? I rest my case. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 And you see yourself as pure? Did you not once call yourself "Future Companion" on your member title? Was that not a reference to Doctor Who? Did the titular Doctor not have a seventh incarnation? Did this seventh incarnation not visit the Future? Does this not make you, a hypocrite? I rest my case. I had not yet seen the light! When I did, all changed. All former aspirations died in the glorious revelation of Savior Zero. You, who have embraced the abominable One Who Ate Nine, have rejected the light. If you visited the Sacred Outhouse, you would see nothing but blackness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) So to get back on topic, is it possible to kill Nighthound with icecream? And if so, can someone organize for the Empire to all take a day off to go out for ice cream so that someone can discover this fact?Edit: On a completely random sidenote no matter how many times autocorrect changes it I keep typing Organize with an 's', even though it's one of the american spellings that I completely agree makes more sense. Edited February 12, 2015 by Voidus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) Every time I imagine Angel and Timeport's eventual duel, I picture it set to Timeport went down to Portland, he was looking for a girl to kill He was getting bored with the big broadsword he'd found at an old windmill When he came across an Angel with her dog and cleaning her gun Timeport went toward that little girl and said, "Let's both have some fun." "I killed your brother, little girl, and I killed your parents too "And if you want to live to mourn them, I'll make a bet with you. "You've got a nice little rifle there, but I've got a battle-ax "Get on your feet, my Angel girl, and parry my attacks." Angel, grab your big ol' dog and make sure you load your gun 'Cause Timeport's here in Portland and he's telling you to run And if you win you'll avenge your family not long dead But if you lose then Timeport gets your head…. Edited February 12, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mail-mi Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Every time I imagine Angel and Timeport's eventual duel, I picture it set to Timeport went down to Portland, he was looking for a girl to kill He was getting bored with the big broadsword he'd found at an old windmill When he came across an Angel with her dog and cleaning her gun Timeport went toward that little girl and said, "Let's both have some fun." "I killed your brother, little girl, and I killed your parents too "And if you want to live to mourn them, I'll make a bet with you. "You've got a nice little rifle there, but I've got a battle-ax "Get on your feet, my Angel girl, and parry my attacks." Angel, grab your big ol' dog and make sure you load your gun 'Cause Timeport's here in Portland and he's telling you to run And if you win you'll avenge your family not long dead But if you lose then Timeport gets your head…. That is so appropriate on so many levels, it's scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 That is so appropriate on so many levels, it's scary. In case you were wondering: Yes. My version also ends with Angel turning to a defeated Timeport and saying, "'Cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best that's ever been!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Before I change back into a pony, can I please go on the record as the Most Vile and Corrupted Enemy of the Church of Zero? You do remember that he's working for Lucentia and Bloody Mary, right? Are you calling yourself worse than them? So to get back on topic, is it possible to kill Nighthound with icecream? And if so, can someone organize for the Empire to all take a day off to go out for ice cream so that someone can discover this fact? Edit: On a completely random sidenote no matter how many times autocorrect changes it I keep typing Organize with an 's', even though it's one of the american spellings that I completely agree makes more sense. Realistically? Probably not. Unless they gather enough icecream that its sheer mass is enough to crush him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Realistically? Probably not. Unless they gather enough icecream that its sheer mass is enough to crush him. Hey Kobold can I borrow Redlight to freeze someone while Captain IScream and co. generate enough desert to crush said, unnamed person? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Every time I imagine Angel and Timeport's eventual duel, I picture it set to Timeport went down to Portland, he was looking for a girl to kill He was getting bored with the big broadsword he'd found at an old windmill When he came across an Angel with her dog and cleaning her gun Timeport went toward that little girl and said, "Let's both have some fun." "I killed your brother, little girl, and I killed your parents too "And if you want to live to mourn them, I'll make a bet with you. "You've got a nice little rifle there, but I've got a battle-ax "Get on your feet, my Angel girl, and parry my attacks." Angel, grab your big ol' dog and make sure you load your gun 'Cause Timeport's here in Portland and he's telling you to run And if you win you'll avenge your family not long dead But if you lose then Timeport gets your head…. This... this is so awesome I can find no words to describe it. Hey Kobold can I borrow Redlight to freeze someone while Captain IScream and co. generate enough desert to crush said, unnamed person? If it's for a worthy cause--and I rather suspect that it is--then be my guest. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 If it's for a worthy cause--and I rather suspect that it is--then be my guest. Now we still need to get Nighthound to the Dalles. For Gelatto Justice! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Now we still need to get Nighthound to the Dalles. For Gelatto Justice! Justice is a dish best served cold--though there's an argument to be made for soft-served. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 *Frantic scribbling for future use as catch phrases* 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Justice is a dish best served cold--though there's an argument to be made for soft-served. Yes, but revenge can easily be reheated in the Microwave of Evil! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Yes, but revenge can easily be reheated in the Microwave of Evil! Revenge, the most worthless of deserts. Even with room-temperature it melts so quick that you can't feel satisfication, only the regret of added weight. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Back onto the topic of desert Epics. Lemon Candy Queen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Back onto the topic of desert Epics. Lemon Candy Queen I'd suggest Lemony Snicket if it wasn't taken. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I'd suggest Lemony Snicket if it wasn't taken. I personally have an affection for Pancakepanic and Hazelnuthorror. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I personally have an affection for Pancakepanic and Hazelnuthorror. I was going to go with Paincake but that works too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 I personally have an affection for Pancakepanic and Hazelnuthorror. Can they be Lucentia's sworn enemies? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Can they be Lucentia's sworn enemies? Everyone can be Lucetia's sworn enemy, with the exception of the people that are just to vile. I was going to go with Paincake but that works too That's almost as cliche as the Candycrusher but I'll take it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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