Voidus Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Major Dejavu. Major in the sense of the military rank? Or the sense of a great amount of? Either way I'm making an Epic of it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Is his gang called the Just Desserts? Canonising that right away as soon as I can think of some more desert-related Epics. They're all either the underlings of or rivals of Chancellor Cheddar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 My friend goes on this website where they have a joke meme about it. Of course, this being Oregon, Major Dejavu is going to be an Epic. It said (not in this order): Major Dejavu. That was petty. I don't think this warrants a discussion. There's a kernal of truth in that. Keep going like that and you'll get some corporal punishment. And more... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Canonising that right away as soon as I can think of some more desert-related Epics. They're all either the underlings of or rivals of Chancellor Cheddar. I'm terrible with names, but here's a few desserts: Baklava Snickerdoodles Churros Oreo pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Well I definitely need a Snickerdoodles of some kind in there just for hilarity's sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 I'm terrible with names, but here's a few desserts: Baklava Snickerdoodles Churros Oreo pizza Darn it Twi. I'd never heard the glorious phrase "Oreo pizza" before, and now I'll never be happy until I'm intimately acquainted with it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Sir Snickerdoodle? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Darn it Twi. I'd never heard the glorious phrase "Oreo pizza" before, and now I'll never be happy until I'm intimately acquainted with it. It is very, very good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted February 11, 2015 Report Share Posted February 11, 2015 Oreo Pizza? (excuse me while I go stuff my face) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Darn it Twi. I'd never heard the glorious phrase "Oreo pizza" before, and now I'll never be happy until I'm intimately acquainted with it. Agreed, excuse me while I go and investigate my impending cause of diabetes. Sir Snickerdoodle? Can you sneak in some reference to screaming in there? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Sir Snickerdoodle of Screams? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Sir Snickerdoodle of Screams? Excellent, alrighty then he's in. So we have the Just Deserts so far consisting of: Captain IScream General GelAHHHHHHHHHto Sir Snickerdoodle of Screams. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) Major NutellaLoveEDIT: Or maybe just NutellaLove? Edited February 12, 2015 by Winter Cloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mail-mi Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Excellent, alrighty then he's in. So we have the Just Deserts so far consisting of: Captain IScream General GelAHHHHHHHHHto Sir Snickerdoodle of Screams. Cookie CremAAAAAAAAAAtor? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Choco-lante (Chocolate Vigilante.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 If "7" is the diabolic One Who Ate Nine in the Financier's mythology, then would he say that we're participating in a satanic ritual by posting on Question 7? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 If "7" is the diabolic One Who Ate Nine in the Financier's mythology, then would he say that we're participating in a satanic ritual by posting on Question 7? He would say that the One Who Ate Nine has deceived us into dedicating the thread to him. Next we will offer the One Who Ate Nine a boon of one by participating in Sequentialism, that black art by which HE has ensured all numbers after six will bring him ever-increasing offerings. The only way to stop it is to renounce Sequentialism, rename the thread after Savior Zero, and name the next thread after a number that is so far removed from the One Who Ate Nine that HE will reject the boon. A number like 199,353,091,534.0001. It's the only way to save ourselves. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 If "7" is the diabolic One Who Ate Nine in the Financier's mythology, then would he say that we're participating in a satanic ritual by posting on Question 7? Surely he would realize that we are a bunch of brave rebels, daring enough to 'Question' the rule of the dictatorial One Who Ate Nine? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Surely he would realize that we are a bunch of brave rebels, daring enough to 'Question' the rule of the dictatorial One Who Ate Nine? Foolish rebels, who do so by invoking the very likeness of the One we question! Don't we know the danger? Were he able, the Financier would multiply us all by zero to save the earth from our idiocy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 Foolish rebels, who do so by invoking the very likeness of the One we question! Don't we know the danger? Were he able, the Financier would multiply us all by zero to save the earth from our idiocy. So theoretically, I would be committing blasphemy of the highest order by posting this shape on a thread dedicated to HIM? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 So theoretically, I would be committing blasphemy of the highest order by posting this shape on a thread dedicated to HIM? 00000000000000000000 SAVIOR ZERO, PURIFY THIS THREAD 00000000000000000000 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 000 ERROR: The thread you are trying to access is suffering a fatal error caused by Numerical Epic related activities. Please contact your system administrator or nearest universal-constant manipulating entity. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 00000000000000000000 SAVIOR ZERO, PURIFY THIS THREAD 00000000000000000000 And I suppose the infamous Agent 007 would also be forbidden from this thread? Is his countenance also a blasphemy against Savior Zero and a vile worship of the One Who Ate Nine? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 And I suppose the infamous Agent 007 would also be forbidden from this thread? Is his countenance also a blasphemy against Savior Zero and a vile worship of the One Who Ate Nine? HERETIC AGENT OF THE ONE HIMSELF WE MUST SEEK OUT THE WOMAN WHO CAN MULTIPLY HERETICS BY ZERO MÖBIUS ONLY SHE CAN SAVE US 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 12, 2015 Report Share Posted February 12, 2015 HERETIC AGENT OF THE ONE HIMSELF WE MUST SEEK OUT THE WOMAN WHO CAN MULTIPLY HERETICS BY ZERO MÖBIUS ONLY SHE CAN SAVE US Before I change back into a pony, can I please go on the record as the Most Vile and Corrupted Enemy of the Church of Zero? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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