gjustice99 Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Look at this. These are so things David would use. http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/random/articles/96167/title/56-worst-analogies-from-high-school-papers 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 Look at this. These are so things David would use. http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/random/articles/96167/title/56-worst-analogies-from-high-school-papers "Hold on--that one about the Hefty bag was really good."--David 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted February 2, 2015 Report Share Posted February 2, 2015 These analogies are awful. Like one of the big gross millipedes from Madagascar, except with the venom from one of those icky furry spiders from Australia. But lethal in a mental sense, not like the screaming, envenomated sense like if you found a spider-millipede in your shirt. Figuratively speaking though, they're all equally awful. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
natc Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Storms, they're as one of David's metaphors after being awed by finding a potato in a minefield. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I dunno. The brother-in-law Phil one is actually really clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 And I'm as tall as a 5'7" Tom Cruise... :'( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surgebound Rainspren Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 people say these are bad....but I can relate to number 30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 people say these are bad....but I can relate to number 30 I'd ask why, but the response would probably be odder than the number 69. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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