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Brandon Sanderson wasn't born, he wrote himself into existence.

 

The sun rises each morning because Brandon Sanderson wrote it so.

 

It it said if Brandon Sanderson were to right a bad novel, everyone who read it would die. However, this is Brandon we're talking about, so we don't ever have to worry.

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Reading Brandon Sanderson novels to plants makes them grow faster.

 

 

This is true, but not in the way that most people think.  If you read a Brandon Sanderson novel to your plants, they will grow extremely slowly for about 6 months, then one day you will wake up and see that they've turned into a fully-grown mature plant overnight.  :D

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Brandon Sanderson wrote Words of Radiance by cutting down a tree and slicing it into sheets of paper. When he did so, the first draft of the story was already there.

Brandon Sanderson already won all the Hugos, but he ran out of space to display them so he gave them away.

Brandon Sanderson accidentally recorded a 16-hour Writing Excuses podcast that was so awesome it spontaneously created three Bestsellers.

Brandon Sanderson doesn't need electricity to power his computer. The stories are so awesome that they warp reality and spontaneously generate electricity. The electricity he doesn't use runs the printing presses at Tor.

Brandon Sanderson once walked through a bindery with a worn pencil, a single sheet of paper, and a pocket dictionary. The bindery burneD to the ground, but no one was harmed because they fled when they saw Brandon coming.

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