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P.S. It was very hard translating this from the Parshendi language, let alone writing down all of their singing while watching them kill Alethi, and Alethi killing them. Made me a little oozy. 

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It's always good when you're making a song and you have a template. And with that template, you make a wonderful song! Otherwise known as a parody! :D

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That's great, but festive it is definitely not. ;)

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This is definitely my new favorite song. This deserves all the upvotes! (the song, not my post)

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This is an ode to the Song of Uncle Sweetshare, the creed of everybody's favorite moonsugar-high nord alchemist:

 

 

He he! Ha ho! To the plateau we will go!

 

Eshonai's shardblade is so sweet, it's great to slice, stab, chop or cleave.  When the food's soulcast by the gemheart light, the happiness spreads throughout the fight.

 

He he! Ha ho! To the plateau we will go!

 

The unmade will be coming near to fight the bridgeman with the spear.  Peace treaties cause us all to cloy, soon humans will all be destroyed.

 

He he! Ha ho! To the plateau we will go!

 

Killing, killing, we do so much!  Father Odium has a magic touch!  So now we'll call the Everstorm and see desolation begin to form.

 

He he! Ha ho! He he he ha ha ho!

 

 

...It's a bit darker than I expected.

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...It's a bit darker than I expected.

Its ok that it turned out a bit dark. Songs written by Parshendi in warform (or in general excluding dullform) probably are a bit dark.

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Its ok that it turned out a bit dark. Songs written by Parshendi in warform (or in general excluding dullform) probably are a bit dark.

 

As is the way of Parshendi.

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Oh hey! My first popular post! Sweet.  B)

 

 

Merry Christmas!

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Oh hey! My first popular post! Sweet.  B)

 

 

Merry Christmas!

 

Wonderful!  Time for a celebration... CHEESE!!! FOR EVERYONE!

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I happen to find cheese quite delicious. By any chance do you have smoked gouda?

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I happen to find cheese quite delicious. By any chance do you have smoked gouda?

Who doesn't? Just get it quickly, my house is surrounded by voidbringers. I think they want my cheese. I can't guarantee that there'll be any leEEEEEFTT!!!

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Who doesn't? Just get it quickly, my house is surrounded by voidbringers. I think they want my cheese. I can't guarantee that there'll be any leEEEEEFTT!!!

I managed to sneak some havarti out. It was one of those moments where I was glad I had a shardblade.

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Also, I had to watch in horror as the smoked gouda was devoured.

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Also, I had to watch in horror as the smoked gouda was devoured.

 

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