Popular Post ChullRider Posted December 17, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Recently, after thinking about the lyrics of the Christmas song "Jingle Bells" I payed specific attention to one line: "Oh what fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight!" And so I thought, "Hey! SING A SLAYING SONG tonight! The Parshendi sing while they kill!" And so I sought the opportunity to make a parody of this classic Christmas song. Here was the result: Parhsendi Plateau Assault Written by ChullRider To the tune of "Jingle Bells" Sang by the Parshendi ---------- Dashing on Plateaus Preparing to slay O'er the Plains we go Killing all the way! Singing Creepily Making Spirits Grim What fun it is to run And sing a Slaying song to them! --Chorus-- O! Alethi! Alethi! Please prepare to DIE! Oh what fun it is to kill all of the Ale----THI! Alethi! Alethi! Please prepare to DIE! O, what fun it is to kill all the Alethi! ----------- And unlike "Jingle Bells," this one isn't festive, so you can sing it year-round! Happy caroling! ~ChullRider 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted December 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 P.S. It was very hard translating this from the Parshendi language, let alone writing down all of their singing while watching them kill Alethi, and Alethi killing them. Made me a little oozy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawToast225 Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 Lol, you are funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted December 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 It's always good when you're making a song and you have a template. And with that template, you make a wonderful song! Otherwise known as a parody! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bookspren Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) That's great, but festive it is definitely not. Edited December 17, 2014 by bookspren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 (edited) This is definitely my new favorite song. This deserves all the upvotes! (the song, not my post) Edited December 17, 2014 by gjustice99 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 This is an ode to the Song of Uncle Sweetshare, the creed of everybody's favorite moonsugar-high nord alchemist: He he! Ha ho! To the plateau we will go! Eshonai's shardblade is so sweet, it's great to slice, stab, chop or cleave. When the food's soulcast by the gemheart light, the happiness spreads throughout the fight. He he! Ha ho! To the plateau we will go! The unmade will be coming near to fight the bridgeman with the spear. Peace treaties cause us all to cloy, soon humans will all be destroyed. He he! Ha ho! To the plateau we will go! Killing, killing, we do so much! Father Odium has a magic touch! So now we'll call the Everstorm and see desolation begin to form. He he! Ha ho! He he he ha ha ho! ...It's a bit darker than I expected. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 Posted December 17, 2014 Report Share Posted December 17, 2014 ...It's a bit darker than I expected. Its ok that it turned out a bit dark. Songs written by Parshendi in warform (or in general excluding dullform) probably are a bit dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted December 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2014 Its ok that it turned out a bit dark. Songs written by Parshendi in warform (or in general excluding dullform) probably are a bit dark. As is the way of Parshendi. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted December 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2014 Oh hey! My first popular post! Sweet. Merry Christmas! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 Oh hey! My first popular post! Sweet. Merry Christmas! Wonderful! Time for a celebration... CHEESE!!! FOR EVERYONE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted December 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I happen to find cheese quite delicious. By any chance do you have smoked gouda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted December 20, 2014 Report Share Posted December 20, 2014 I happen to find cheese quite delicious. By any chance do you have smoked gouda? Who doesn't? Just get it quickly, my house is surrounded by voidbringers. I think they want my cheese. I can't guarantee that there'll be any leEEEEEFTT!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted December 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Who doesn't? Just get it quickly, my house is surrounded by voidbringers. I think they want my cheese. I can't guarantee that there'll be any leEEEEEFTT!!! I managed to sneak some havarti out. It was one of those moments where I was glad I had a shardblade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChullRider Posted December 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Also, I had to watch in horror as the smoked gouda was devoured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Star Posted December 22, 2014 Report Share Posted December 22, 2014 Also, I had to watch in horror as the smoked gouda was devoured. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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