gjustice99 Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 This is something I've been wondering for a while now. How do the names of the Returned get chosen. I don't mean their titles I mean the actual name. Lightsong, Blushweaver, Truthcall. The only one that makes even the tiniest bit of sense is Warbreaker, because if you really think about it, to "break" a war would mean to stop it, thus, bring peace. Lightsong makes the least amount of sense. Who would see the name Lightsong and think of bravery? Apparently whoever is allowed to name the Returned. I think there might be a hint of truth in Lightsong's drunk monkey theory guys. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scriptorian Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 (edited) I believe we have a perfectly valid explanation for this from Lightsong himself: Our names and titles are assigned randomly by a small monkey who has been fed an exceedingly large amount of gin. Didn't you read the book? Edit: Love your profile pic. Have an upvote. Edited November 16, 2014 by Serendipity 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killersquirrel59 Posted December 3, 2014 Report Share Posted December 3, 2014 I had assumed it had something to do with the eccelsiastical bureaucracy of that god and ultimately chosen by the new god's high priest. But the monkey staggering on gin is far more amusing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drunk Monkey Posted December 12, 2014 Report Share Posted December 12, 2014 as my name implies, I am a HUGE supporter of the Drunk Monkey Theory 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjustice99 Posted December 15, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 as my name implies, I am a HUGE supporter of the Drunk Monkey Theory Nice to know there are other believers in that theory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drunk Monkey Posted December 15, 2014 Report Share Posted December 15, 2014 Believer!? Honey I AM the Drunk Monkey #BowDownB!*ches 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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