the Gleeman Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Granted. But you cannot escape and have no food. I wish to have the powers of Daredevil Edited October 3, 2014 by the Gleeman 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted, but you have to wear that dorky yellow costume he wore when he first started. And the mob will kill your family. I wish that I could convince anyone I spoke to to give me enough money to buy a sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killersquirrel59 Posted October 3, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted but they always give it to you in Armenian Rubles. I wish to own a printer that never jams and actually works every time I want to print something. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Certainly, however it eats up a little bit of you eye sight every time you print something. I want to be able to control the weather. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saal Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted, but you must spend the rest of your life as a quadriplegic . I want a perfect understanding of realmatic theory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted, but you must spend the rest of your life as a quadriplegic . I want a perfect understanding of realmatic theory. Granted. You are now permanently catatonic from information overload. I want to enjoy a delicious, filling and nutritious dinner every evening. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted, but you will eat nothing but toothpaste for every other meal. I wish for a copy of every book in the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) You can only speak in Elder Faxadarian. Edit: Oh yes, a boon... I wish that I would never forget where I was going and what I was doing. Edited October 3, 2014 by Curiosity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted. But you will never go anywhere of interest nor do anything of importance in your lifetime. I wish to be immune to all forms of disease or pestilence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shardcellist Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted. You, however, always feel as if you are on the verge of sneezing. My curse is a constant itch on one of my toes. Give me a suitable wish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Your wish is to be healed of an itch on your arm. I wish for a genie's lamp. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted. But the Genei's already been freed. I wish for Veto powers over all Disney movies Ideas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystin Radiant Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 (edited) Granted, but you will regret every decision you make about Disney movies for the rest of your life (you veto all the good ideas, and approve all the awful, cliché ideas.) I wish I were a knight of Crystallia and live on Roshar. (hello, second post on this forum!) Edited October 4, 2014 by Crystin Radiant 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted, but you will regret every decision you make about Disney movies for the rest of your life (you veto all the good ideas, and approve all the awful, cliché ideas.) I wish I were a knight of Crystallia and live on Roshar. (hello, second post on this forum!) Granted, but you get your legs bitten off by a chasmfiend after three days. I wish to possess the greatest hat collection in the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystin Radiant Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted, but you get your legs bitten off by a chasmfiend after three days. I wish to possess the greatest hat collection in the world. Granted, but the hats are only three inches in diameter, and they are all locked into a safe that you cannot open. I wish I could have a pet chasmfiend that won't attack/ kill me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted, but the hats are only three inches in diameter, and they are all locked into a safe that you cannot open. I wish I could have a pet chasmfiend that won't attack/ kill me. Granted. It eats everyone you love instead. I wish for an unlimited supply of peppermints to eat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADIMORTIS Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted, but it will eat all your friends and loved ones I wish I could forget any specific memory so that I can reread books with the initial enthusiasm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted, but it will eat all your friends and loved ones I choose to believe you were talking about the peppermints. Granted. But you also forget how to read. I wish for my Shoulder angel to be Hoid. I also wish for my curse to be a suitable Shoulder Devil. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mailliw73 Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Hoid is your shoulder angel, but to balance his interfering, Sazed is your shoulder devil. You end up not being able to decide anything. I wish to meet every Cosmere character during my life I want to and to remember the experiences. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Hoid is your shoulder angel, but to balance his interfering, Sazed is your shoulder devil. You end up not being able to decide anything. I wish to meet every Cosmere character during my life I want to and to remember the experiences. Granted, but you can only perceive them as pandas. I wish to read a Cosmere book about pandas, remember it and be able to read other books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted--Pandas Unhallowed, however, portrays pandas in an extremely negative light and ends with the moral message to kill them all on sight. I wish for the ability to hear spelling errors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zea mays Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 That's a boon? Sounds more like curse to me. Granted anyways: you can now hear spelling errors. Everyone you will ever interact with comes down with a terminal case of lolspeak. I wish to become an early-rising energetic morning person. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 Granted--Pandas Unhallowed, however, portrays pandas in an extremely negative light and ends with the moral message to kill them all on sight. I wish for the ability to hear spelling errors. You´re just asking for a dragon to eat you... That's a boon? Sounds more like curse to me. Granted anyways: you can now hear spelling errors. Everyone you will ever interact with comes down with a terminal case of lolspeak. I wish to become an early-rising energetic morning person. Already a new wish. Okay, you stand up early every morning because dragons want to eat you as soon as the sun rises. I want to be fabulous! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystin Radiant Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 That's a boon? Sounds more like curse to me. Granted anyways: you can now hear spelling errors. Everyone you will ever interact with comes down with a terminal case of lolspeak. I wish to become an early-rising energetic morning person. Granted, but time now travels backwards for you. You wake up in the morning, and stay awake all through the night, and go to bed around two in the afternoon. I wish to know the Question to the Ultamate Answer, and still know the answer. (42) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystin Radiant Posted October 4, 2014 Report Share Posted October 4, 2014 You´re just asking for a dragon to eat you... Already a new wish. Okay, you stand up early every morning because dragons want to eat you as soon as the sun rises. I want to be fabulous! Whoops! My divide didn't show that you had already answered that boon, and I like that bane much better! Up vote for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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