Kobold King Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted, but the first time you enter it you travel back in time 100 years, and you don't know how to fly a TARDIS. I wish for 50,000 breaths. You will take 50, 000 more breaths in your life, which should be about... two or three days, give or take. I wish for the ability to pull infinite Sausage McMuffins out of my sleeves. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted but you're forever trapped inside of a Taco Bell Bathroom. I wish to be able to write Fantasticly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) Granted, but "Fantasticly" will be the only word you can write. I wish for the ability to spell Fantastically better than The Only Joe. Edited September 29, 2014 by navybrandt 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted, but "Fantasticly" will be the only word you can write. I wish for the ability to spell Fantastically better than The Only Joe. Granted, but Fantastically is the only word you are able to spell (you walked right into that one...) I wish for healthy and nutritious breakfast. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 You will take 50, 000 more breaths in your life, which should be about... two or three days, give or take. I wish for the ability to pull infinite Sausage McMuffins out of my sleeves. I wonder, did you want the food or the romance. Granted, but Fantastically is the only word you are able to spell (you walked right into that one...) I wish for healthy and nutritious breakfast. Granted but only after Funtimes definition, which means you teeth will rot. (#CalamityFuntimes) I wish for the exclusive use of Upgrade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 I wonder, did you want the food or the romance. Granted but only after Funtimes definition, which means you teeth will rot. (#CalamityFuntimes) I wish for the exclusive use of Upgrade. Granted. You are Upgrade. Granted, but "Fantasticly" will be the only word you can write. I wish for the ability to spell Fantastically better than The Only Joe. Gorram it. I wish I had a Spell Checker on this site. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted. You are Upgrade. Gorram it. I wish I had a Spell Checker on this site. Granted. You are now unable to pee inside a building. I wish I had all of Lego cities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 They're all glued to the floor and not assembled I want a robot that obeys all my commands 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Granted. You no longer have the ability to speak. I want a Doughnut, with absolutely no Curse that will impede my ability to enjoy said Doughnut in any way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) Granted! You have Spooky Scherzo playing on repeat in your head for the rest of your life at a volume just loud enough to be annoying, and with no way to drown it out. Additionally, if you're not focused directly on it the people around you can hear it too, potentially alienating everyone who's ever loved you! Enjoy your doughnut! EDIT: To properly grasp the diabolical horror of this curse, can I recommend you get the song and listen to it on repeat for a couple of days? Possibly without headphones to simulate the capacity for other people to hear it if you're not paying it its due attention Also, I should clarify that the music won't impede your ability to enjoy the doughnut, provided you eat the doughnut immediately. Spooky Scherzo is awesome... the first ten times... Edited September 29, 2014 by Kadrok 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Your curse, Kadrok, is whatever the curse for my boon is (Because you didn't ask for a boon) I wish to be a Drafter from the Lightbringer Saga (with no Chromeria to kill me) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadrok Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Your curse, Kadrok, is whatever the curse for my boon is (Because you didn't ask for a boon) I wish to be a Drafter from the Lightbringer Saga (with no Chromeria to kill me) Blast it! You're right! I was so excited about the curse that I forgot all about the boon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) Ashiok, on 29 Sept 2014 - 7:25 PM, said: Your curse, Kadrok, is whatever the curse for my boon is (Because you didn't ask for a boon) I wish to be a Drafter from the Lightbringer Saga (with no Chromeria to kill me) Granted, you are now a character in a book with no real control over your actions. I wish for the ability grant boons to myself that includes the ability to undo any and all banes, past, present and future. Edited September 30, 2014 by navybrandt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 You get the boon of a book, and the bane of losing your hand. I would petition the Nightwatcher for more wishes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 You get the boon of a book, and the bane of losing your hand. I would petition the Nightwatcher for more wishes Huh? I didn't ask for a book, I asked for an ability as stated above. I wish for the ability grant boons to myself that includes the ability to undo any and all banes, past, present and future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 You get the boon of a book, and the bane of losing your hand. I would petition the Nightwatcher for more wishes You get the boon of a novelty singing fish. Your bane is compulsively telling everybody that the Nightwatcher doesn't play games. That includes telling navybrandt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
navybrandt Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I wish that this boon would not be granted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 So as to not derail this thread too much, I will now make my next wish. I wish for a novelty singing fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Granted. It will sing nothing but "Never Gonna Give You Up" twenty-four hours per day. I wish to rule THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killersquirrel59 Posted September 30, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) EDIT: Kobold King Ninja! Edited September 30, 2014 by killersquirrel59 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 EDIT: Kobold King Ninja! I am skilled in the way of the ninja. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 18th Shard Posted October 3, 2014 Popular Post Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 You wish to rule the tri-state area? Granted. The rezoning committee has decided to make the tri-state area include .00000000000000005% the land it originally did, and you are elected mayor. You are also granted the curse of being so bogged down by bureaucracy of ruling this incredibly small, yet somehow complicated area that you go crazy. I wish that this post will bring me to a number of upvotes higher than Kobold King. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Sorry, the Nightwatcher can't do the impossible. You get an upvote for every post you make on this page. Your bane is that you can't use the letters RSTLN or E in your next three posts. I want to have voices in my head other than my own so that Inner Ashiok is able to have intelligent conversation with people other than himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Gleeman Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted. But the voices are constantly arguing and slowly drive you insane I wish for the power to always succeed at carnival games 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted October 3, 2014 Report Share Posted October 3, 2014 Granted. You are now blind, deaf and mute. I wish to live inside a volcano. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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