Stick The Savant Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted, It's so unbelievably good that anything you eat afterwards for the rest of your life tastes bland and flavorless I whish for a dog which I am not allergic to 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 (edited) Granted. But the Glow cloud has unfortunately caught hold of it. All hail the glow cloud! I wish for a bird Edited March 20, 2023 by Wittles of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 20, 2023 Report Share Posted March 20, 2023 Granted! It's a very violent bird. It pecks at people's eyes and sings about humanity's downfall. I wish for a cool car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted! You get a bright orange 1970s camero. Your bane is that Maggie Steifvater follows you around everywhere and tries to take your car. I wish for more time to read books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted; you’re now locked in a prison cell with nothing to do but read for the rest of your life. I wish for motivation to do stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 granted. the only stuff you're motivated to do is eat. and eat. and eat. and eat some more. I wish for more Shardbuddies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted! But they're all spambots. I wish to be able to travel to and from book worlds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 30 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said: I wish for more Shardbuddies Granted! We can be Shardbuddies! If you want! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 17 minutes ago, cheeseman said: Granted! But they're all spambots. 8 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said: Granted! We can be Shardbuddies! If you want! wait... Shallan is a spambot??? Sweet, totally! Quote I wish to be able to travel to and from book worlds. Granted, but you can't go to peaceful ones and if you come out of one you die. I wish for spambots to leave the shard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted, but those spambots will insert loads of malware onto your device and all devices you use in the future. I wish to live in the next 1,000 years so I can see the technological advancements society makes within that time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted. You will fall in love many times and watch them all die, again and again and again. You will live longer than your children and grandchildren. Oh, and you’ll never stop aging! You get to have weak old bones and everything. I wish to publish a book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solarcat Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted, but no one except for you will ever be able to read that book. I wish to live in the Star Trek "universe" and become a member of starfleet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted, but you are now a redshirt I wish for the ability to focus. Like focus at all. I cannot focus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Leaf Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, Being of Cacophony said: I wish for more Shardbuddies Granted, but it is me 20 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said: I wish for the ability to focus. Like focus at all. I cannot focus Granted but you focus on everything you look at Edited March 21, 2023 by The last Fae in the Woods 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 *Ahem* Aren't you forgetting something Fae? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 8 minutes ago, The last Fae in the Woods said: Granted, but it is me Great! You're cool 7 minutes ago, Wittles of Shinovar said: *Ahem* Aren't you forgetting something Fae? yes. Yes fae is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tea Leaf Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 (edited) *Whoops...* I wish to know myself Edited March 21, 2023 by The last Fae in the Woods 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted. You will now win exactly half of your battles. I wish to know my enemy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 granted. You will also win half your battles. Your bane is that until you know yourself you will lose all wars. I wish to know why the person above me changed their name back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 Granted. I changed it back because it’s been more than ninety days since I changed it twice for Ookla season. I wish to know how speed bubbles interact with internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 21, 2023 Report Share Posted March 21, 2023 The nightwatcher doesn't know what speed bubbles are and just says yes. Your bane is that now you must interpret the the era 2 books to find this out. and then report back to the nightwatcher. Minor TLM implication spoilers. Spoiler i actually do have a theory about how it would work based on the end of TLM. I wish to know why a bunch of us are kitties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 Granted, but you will never know why the rest are puppies I wish for an electric cello 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted April 3, 2023 Report Share Posted April 3, 2023 Granted, but you now live in the 1880s, where there is no place to plug it in. I wish to have a car detailing business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 (edited) Granted! The Nightwatcher's bane is that all car polish suddenly smells like lemons. But only to you I wish for some self esteem! Edited April 4, 2023 by Telrao MERCENARY BLUE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted April 4, 2023 Report Share Posted April 4, 2023 Granted. Your boon is that you can no longer see the color blue. I wish for days to have 36 hours instead of 24. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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