NameIess Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted. You have Adonalsium's power, and no expanded mind to go with it. Have fun going insane! I wish for a shapeshifting book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rune Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted but the words never change I wish for perfect knowledge and a mind to comprehend it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 granted. you realize that everything is pointless so you... well, lets just say you end up dead from your own knowledge. (please don't count this as something bad. this is the best thing I came up with..) I wish for the power to do good, and if I try to do evil I get an invisible slap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted July 22, 2022 Report Share Posted July 22, 2022 Granted. The slaps are rather painful, and otherwise literally nothing changes. I wish that I knew what to wish for. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 granted, it doesn't come true i wish for gold compounding abilities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FusedOfHonor Posted July 23, 2022 Report Share Posted July 23, 2022 Granted. But each time you compound, you smell something nasty. This drives you insane with how bad the smell is. >:) I wish for everyone to have a long, happy life and get no curse. (:D) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why Kaladin? Posted July 24, 2022 Report Share Posted July 24, 2022 Granted people are happy for no reason no matter what they do and live for over a 100 years in this state doing nothing since they have no motivation to do anything. The human race goes extinct. I wish to know the history of any object I touch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted July 25, 2022 Report Share Posted July 25, 2022 Granted. Every time any part of your body makes any contact with any object, substance, surface, gas, liquid, etc, a boring historian man appears in front of you and gives you a massive lecture about the entire history of what you came in contact with. You are unable to walk away from the lecture as well. I wish for a cool looking witch’s cauldron made out of solid amethyst quartz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 Granted. It is the size of your thumb. I wish for working wifi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolinalsium Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 (edited) Whish granted but everything you have that uses wifi won't work I wish for happiness Edited July 26, 2022 by Adolinalsium 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Why Kaladin? Posted July 26, 2022 Report Share Posted July 26, 2022 (edited) Granted you are happy no matter what happens you become a sociopath and are rapidly hated by everyone you know I wish for no curse Edited July 26, 2022 by LightweaverWannabe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 Granted. It only lasts this one wish. I wish to have a pack of wolves as my pets. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted July 27, 2022 Report Share Posted July 27, 2022 Granted. The wolves kill you and everyone you love. I wish for world peace forever and no curse. And no stagnation. And no boredom. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 Granted. It lasts forever, but you are trapped in a single repeating second just before your wish takes effect. I wish for the ability to instantly transport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted July 28, 2022 Report Share Posted July 28, 2022 (edited) granted, you can only transport people named Iam A Stickington. I wish for the ability to remember all of my dreams. Edited July 28, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood forgot to add wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Granted, you only dream about eating boring porridge. I wish for the ability to transport myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 Granted, you can now transport yourself by pulling yourself along the ground with your arms. Your bane is you have no legs. I wish it were tomorrow. (Tomorrow meaning the day after the day I wrote this.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted July 29, 2022 Report Share Posted July 29, 2022 It is now tomorrow. Unfortunately, tomorrow is exactly the same as today. I wish for eternal happiness for all, no strings attached. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 Granted. You now have long iron chains attached to you at all times so you can't go anywhere. (They aren't strings) I wish for the ability to become really good at something after only 10 minutes of practice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 granted, but you lose the ability to be good at it after an hour and can never get good at that specific thing again. I wish for a chocolate brownie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 granted, it's poisoned. I wish for an unlimited supply of everything I need to survive healthily and happily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted August 1, 2022 Report Share Posted August 1, 2022 Granted. it is on the top shelf, and you are too short to reach it. I wish for better ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 You are given the power to see a glow when sections of text are good ideas, proportional to its value, but your power short circuits all technology, making things like the internet, video games and cellphones useless to you. (You have to go to the library, but then get banned because you keep breaking all their computers.) I wish for the ability to understand what my dogs say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted August 3, 2022 Report Share Posted August 3, 2022 Granted. You are incapable of speaking any form of understandable human I wish for technology to work again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumiya Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 Granted. Earthbased technology does work, but you put off a magnetic field that disrupts technology within 10 feet of you. I wish that my house magically never had dust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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