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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted, but every time you switch, you get lice

I wish for forever perfect health

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Granted but you are the ugliest cow ever or to be seen by a human

I wish for no bane

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Granted, you have no blessing.

I wish that I was a mistborn and had access to all the allomantic metals.

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Granted but if you use a metal your body will age 1 year

I wish I was at the highest possible heightening of breaths

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granted, the night watcher thumps you on the head.

 I wish for immortality for me and all my loved ones/friends.

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Posted (edited)

Granted. This requires 2,000 breaths for each of the people that you want to become immortal. You now have tens (or maybe hundreds?) of thousands people who are mad at you for stealing their souls.

I wish for all fictional universes to be cohesive without needing a multiverse. 

Edited by NerdyAarakocra
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Granted, waypoints are required to travel between them.

I wish to be less confused.

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Granted. Eof has taken over your mind and now controlls you. You can only make a horrible deal to be freed.

I wish to know The Question.

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Granted but you forgot The Question

 

I wish to see a Highstorm

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Granted, but you're now stuck out in the storm without shelter

I wish for the wish that I truly desire

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Granted. You have no clue what it is, and feel eternally cheated.

I wish for Eof to have no influence outside of TLT.

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you evil menace to society! 

fine, but you get stuffed into TLT and EoF haunts you.

I wish for unlimited wishes from the night watcher, in life or in death.

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Granted.

However, with each wish, you receive a pair of curses. 

I wish for every Shard to be splintered. (I’m so evil)

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Granted, the cosmere falls apart as Hoid rises as the greatest power in the universe.

I wish for a big bag of Doritos. (from Sel lol) 

welcome to the shard btw.

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Granted, your curse is you are shoved into an alternate dimension where nothing makes sense, because that is the only place you can get Selish doritos.

I wish to be the judge of a waffle cook off between Scadrians and Rosharans.

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Granted. You can no longer taste or smell.

I wish to tell lies from truth.

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Granted, you attract 100000000000000 cryptic, all wanting to bond you.

I wish for Odium to be splintered. (Come on Nightwatcher, this benefits you too!)

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Granted Odium is splintered and with nothing to hold the Fused in check they destroy the world. You can no longer avoid dangerous situations

I wish to have access to every type of Investiture

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Granted, you have all of the power granting diseases from Ashyn along with all the other investiture, and you feel miserable. And your curse is you can't get rid of those magical diseases using magical healing.

I wish Silence Divine was out.

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3 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said:

I wish Silence Divine was out.

You have received a copy of Silence Divine, but every page is unnumbered and out of order.

I wish I could comprehend everything I look at instantaneously.

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Granted, you are now blind. 

I wish for an upvote from the next person to post here. 

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Granted. You are now warned by mods against upvote farming. You will always be the first one voted out in SE.

I wish to have internet everywhere I go.

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Granted, but you will never have a device with which to access that internet. 

I wish for a harmless pet chasmfiend.

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granted. you get killed by a harmful puppy.

I wish for luck in everything I do.

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Posted (edited)

You never specified which type.

You now have bad luck in everything you do.

 

I wish for Adonalsium’s power with NO curse. :D (I’m so smart)

Edited by FusedOfHonor
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