Maddie The Survivor Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 Granted, but everyone eats poisonous bugs because we don’t know what we are doing. I wish I to watch something very tasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 10, 2022 Report Share Posted June 10, 2022 Granted. You now have the curse of Tantalus. I wish to have the spirit with me always. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 (edited) Yes but the spirit is an ancestor of your guilty of genocide who wont stop suggesting you follow in his path I wish for the ability to make kaladin not depressed Edited June 13, 2022 by HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Granted. You have no access to Roshar, you are bound to the Aether of Night world. I wish to haunt Hoid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Granted. Hoid doesn't care, and loves messing with you. I wish to be Khriss' apprentice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Granted. You are now hated by everyone in the cosmere. I wish for people to join my RP. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Granted. A bunch of spambots invade your RP with copypastas. I wish for an army of termites. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Granted. You are now doctor doof. I wish to have pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Granted. Pineapple pizza no longer exists. I wish to invent something incredibly useful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Granted. It is an ettmetal bomb. You figure out the effects of it the hard way. I wish for a full knowledge on all cosmere magic systems. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 14 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. Pineapple pizza no longer exists. you realize that I was one of those that did not eat pineapple pizza? 5 minutes ago, Some Random Spren said: Granted. It is an ettmetal bomb. You figure out the effects of it the hard way. I wish for a full knowledge on all cosmere magic systems. granted. You go insane, and are unable to remember any of it or write it down. I wish to have better wish ideas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Granted. The boons always heavily outweigh them. I wish to have access to full feruchemy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 13, 2022 Report Share Posted June 13, 2022 Granted. You are allergic to all metals. I wish to not have to go to florida. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 15, 2022 Report Share Posted June 15, 2022 granted, you go to Portland. I wish for a bag of chips. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted June 15, 2022 Report Share Posted June 15, 2022 Granted. They are all ground to dust. I wish for Kingkiller book 3. Sigh. Even the Nightwatcher can't give me that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted June 15, 2022 Report Share Posted June 15, 2022 granted, you get the book but it's full of blank pages I wish for nachos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 17, 2022 Report Share Posted June 17, 2022 Granted, you get mushrooms. I wish for m-bot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted June 20, 2022 Report Share Posted June 20, 2022 Granted, but he can't talk I wish for a phone with never ending battery life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted June 22, 2022 Report Share Posted June 22, 2022 Granted, but its screen is always frozen. I wish for the ability to avoid loopholes in the wording of my wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 granted, but banes don't necessarily need to be related to the boons and both of which don't always have to be related to the wish for this reason, your curse is that you eternally have a chicken hat stuck to your head I wish for a bead of Lerasium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Granted. You now are addicted to the game exploding kittens and anyone that plays with you will explode if they lose, including you. I wish to be able to enter video games as my character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. You now are addicted to the game exploding kittens and anyone that plays with you will explode if they lose, including you. I wish to be able to enter video games as my character. already addicted to it granted, you don't respawn i wish for infinite defuse cards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Granted. You now can only read while swimming. I wish to be able to infinitely respawn in video games I enter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 1 minute ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. You now can only read while swimming. I wish to be able to infinitely respawn in video games I enter. granted, you cannot leave or switch games i wish to be able to make books waterproof 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 23, 2022 Report Share Posted June 23, 2022 Granted. You are now cannon fodder. I wish to be able to switch games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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