Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Granted! Everyone forgets who you are, including you family, friends, acquaintances, etc. I wish for six walruses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 15 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for six walruses. Granted. You lose 50^6 percent of the clothes from your dresser. I wish for seven walruses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 3 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. You lose 50^6 percent of the clothes from your dresser. I wish for seven walruses. Granted! You lose all of the clothes not in your dresser, in addition to 25.473% of the ones in it. I wish for eight walruses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for eight walruses. Granted. All of your friends and family lose 50^8% of their clothes. I wish for 9 walruses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. All of your friends and family lose 50^8% of their clothes. I wish for 9 walruses. Granted. You have to eat all the clothes in your dresser or you die. I wish for ten walruses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Just now, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for ten walruses. Granted. 50^10% of the clothes in the world appear in your dresser. I wish for a pet spren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Granted! You get a pet cultivationspren who loves gardening sculptures of walruses. I wish for eleven sculptures of walruses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for eleven sculptures of walruses. Granted. My pet cultivationspren makes them. (He's still learning.) I wish for a nonsentient pet spren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Granted! It simply follows you around everywhere; while shopping, into the bar, into the restroom... etc. I wish for the ability to teleport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said: Granted! It simply follows you around everywhere; while shopping, into the bar, into the restroom... etc. What type of spren is it? 1 minute ago, Channelknight Fadran said: I wish for the ability to teleport. Granted. You lose the ability to move in any other way. I wish for a leash for my pet spren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 (edited) Granted! You get a pet creationspren who really likes emulating your cultivationspren’s walruses. You also lose x clothes in your dresser (x being two times the intelligence of your cultivationspren based on Taravangian’s scale) I wish for twelve walrus-sculpture-emulating creationspren. Edit: oops, ninja’ed twice lol Edited October 7, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted October 11, 2021 Report Share Posted October 11, 2021 On 10/7/2021 at 0:44 PM, Szeth_Pancakes said: Granted! You get a pet creationspren who really likes emulating your cultivationspren’s walruses. You also lose x clothes in your dresser (x being two times the intelligence of your cultivationspren based on Taravangian’s scale) I wish for twelve walrus-sculpture-emulating creationspren. Edit: oops, ninja’ed twice lol Granted, you have twelve walrus-sculpture-emulating creationspren. You now see out of your ankles. I wish to have my normal eyesight back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 Granted, but whenever you open your eyes, you hear a weird ringing sound in the distance I wish my exam would go well today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 12, 2021 Report Share Posted October 12, 2021 18 hours ago, The One Ring said: I wish my exam would go well today Granted? Depends on whether my manipulation of the past worked. Your curse is that you'll fail your next test. I wish TLT wasn't dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 Granted. It's your choice whether to keep it alive or not, but for each new post someone somewhere eating their favorite snack will get food poisoning. It might be you some day. I wish my laptop was faster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 13, 2021 Report Share Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Eluvianii said: I wish my laptop was faster. Granted. your laptop is now as fast as the speed of light. Your bane is that all of your passwords are changed, and the new ones are stored solely on your laptop. Good luck catching it. I wish for a cure to food poisoning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 Granted, but it doenst work on you, and all the food you eat now causes food poisoning I wish for the ability to tell how far away I am from spider so i can kill it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinwarrior Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Granted, but it doenst work on you, and all the food you eat now causes food poisoning I wish for the ability to tell how far away I am from spider so i can kill it Granted, but now the spider is now 10 feet tall. Good luck killing it. I wish taln was no longer crazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Shinwarrior said: I wish taln was no longer crazy. Granted. The Nightwatcher kills Taln. Your bane is all the other heralds will know your location at all times. I wish for immunity to disease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted October 18, 2021 Report Share Posted October 18, 2021 Granted. People are allergic to you. When anywhere under 10 feet from you, they start sneezing uncontrollably, loudly, and with a pretty good range and aim. I wish for some AA batteries with infinite charge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Granted, but they were made wrong, and are just slightly too long to fit in anything they would be used for. I wish for a Hershey's chocolate bar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted October 20, 2021 Report Share Posted October 20, 2021 Granted. You are extremely alcohol intolerant. This bane may or may not have a big impact on you, like the chocolate bar. I wish my mouse would work right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted October 24, 2021 Report Share Posted October 24, 2021 Nevermind it started working. I wish I were a Zinc ferring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 26, 2021 Report Share Posted October 26, 2021 Granted, but now you are allergic to everything I wish for perfect grades 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted November 20, 2021 Report Share Posted November 20, 2021 On 10/26/2021 at 8:35 PM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for perfect grades Granted! As payment, your teeth are now hollow. I suggest soft foodstuffs from now onwards! I wish for the ability to summon fashionable clothing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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