Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Granted, but they are covered in maggots. I wish for a warmer jacket. My school is so cold. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 You get a warm jacket! You will die in 5 days. I wish for a cloning machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 18 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for a cloning machine. Granted. all of your clones are better than you in every way. I wish for cool earbuds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Granted. They stop working at all the wrong times. Also, they don't work AT ALL if you bring spare earbuds. I wish for a watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Granted! You lose 50% of your clothes from your dresser. I wish for two walruses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: You lose 50% of your clothes from your dresser. Uhm... can I choose which 50%??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Tani said: Uhm... can I choose which 50%??? Nope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for two walruses. Granted. You lose 50% of the clothes from your dresser. Twice. Whichever clothes you want to lose are the ones that get stolen last. I wish for three walruses. Edited October 5, 2021 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Granted! You lose 50% of the clothes in your dresser, then 50% of the ones remaining, then 50% of the ones remaining after that. It’s completely random. I wish for four walruses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 4 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for four walruses. Granted! Now we know they were all the walrus! Your bane is that you have bioluminecsent earlobes that only light up when you're embarrassed. I wish for something that is too beautiful to behold without going mad. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SzethTheHonorblade Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Granted you lose all your beauty. I wish for the shard ambition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Granted. You have no motivation. I wish for bioluminescent earlobes that light up when I want them to and go dark when I want them to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Granted. your bane is that you lose your vision. I wish for an empire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Granted! You get a plot of land about the size of a placemat, in which lives one street urchin. You also get a mild headache. For the rest of your life. I wish for five walruses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarletfox Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 Granted! You grow a moustache to match theirs that grows at extreme speeds and will never stop, soon we will see tangled 2 I wish for my water bottle to be forever full of clean and delicious water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 Granted! You never have access to any English keyboards on your phone ever again. You can’t type in another language and then use Google Translate. I wish for the power to stop time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 10 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for five walruses. Granted (I know I was ninja'd, but I'm granting this one anyway). The 5 walruses do everything together in such a seamless fashion it's almost as if they are... Your bane is that cats follow you wherever you go. 11 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for the power to stop time. Granted! Unfortunately it also stops for you too, but you can sure stop it. Your bane is that your nose hairs smell like Limburger cheese. I wish that I had an original Dogvinci painting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 Granted, but it's ripped up I wish for the next Stormlight Archive book to have more of my favorite character (It's Renarin) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 Granted, but it has no plot and is a novella. Your bane is that you have to have it on you at all times, and it's much heavier than it should be for it's size and material... I wish for a ghoti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 6, 2021 Report Share Posted October 6, 2021 I have no idea what that is and neither does the Nightwatcher. You get a pet goat, an apology note, and a tendency to speak in rhymes that you can’t get get rid of. I wish to be able to learn and master anything in one day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Granted, but you only have it mastered for one day. After that, you can never do it again. I wish for my finger to stop hurting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 48 minutes ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for my finger to stop hurting. Granted. Your finger is cut off with a shardblade. I wish for my fingernail to heal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Granted. It heals, maybe too much. How big was your fingernail again? I wish the milk for my coffee wasn't sour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Just now, Eluvianii said: I wish the milk for my coffee wasn't sour. Granted. It tastes like mud. I wish for a cool rock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Granted, but now you are blind I wish for more time to sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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