Zennix Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 39 minutes ago, Elf_at_heart said: Granted. But you're horrible at it. I wish there were no exams. Granted. You now have pop quizzes every week. I wish for world peace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Zennix said: Granted. You now have pop quizzes every week. I wish for world peace Granted, the world explodes, no more world, no more war I wish for the ability to yeet politicians into the void 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 6 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted, the world explodes, no more world, no more war I wish for the ability to yeet politicians into the void Granted, but as the void is their domain from whence they came, they grow stronger than you can possibly imagine. I wish that I could wish for something to wish for for this wish, and not just inadvertently create wish-ception, and that I could then, having received my wish of knowing what to wish for, travel back in time to wish for that instead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Knight of Iron said: Granted, but as the void is their domain from whence they came, they grow stronger than you can possibly imagine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 2 hours ago, Knight of Iron said: Granted, but as the void is their domain from whence they came, they grow stronger than you can possibly imagine. I wish that I could wish for something to wish for for this wish, and not just inadvertently create wish-ception, and that I could then, having received my wish of knowing what to wish for, travel back in time to wish for that instead. Not granted. You bit your tongue while trying to make that wish thereby making it invalid. The Nightwatcher pities you and gives you a much smaller tongue. I wish to dream vividly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Zennix said: Not granted. You bit your tongue while trying to make that wish thereby making it invalid. The Nightwatcher pities you and gives you a much smaller tongue. I wish to dream vividly. Granted; You dream vividly, but now reality seems but a dream. You don’t know what’s real anymore. I wish my tongue were returned to normal size. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Granted. Your nose is now 11 inches long. I wish that I could beat a video game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 On 8/25/2021 at 6:31 PM, Flaming Coinshoot said: Granted. Your nose is now 11 inches long. I wish that I could beat a video game. Granted, you’ve won virtual tic tac toe, but you’ve angered the tic tac toe gods. I wish my nose was no longer 11 inches long, and it was normal sized. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish my nose was no longer 11 inches long, and it was normal sized. Granted. It is now the normal size for a giant 100 times you size I wish for a nice haircut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. It is now the normal size for a giant 100 times you size I wish for a nice haircut. Granted, your new puke-green Mohawk compliments everyone who walks by you. I wish my nose and all of my body parts were properly proportioned to each other. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 8 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish my nose and all of my body parts were properly proportioned to each other. Granted. You are now 3 inches tall. I wish for an awesome hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 (edited) Granted. You are now deathly allergic to all foods that are not vegan and gluten free. I wish for a wish without a boon Edit: BANE! I MEAN BANE! Edited August 27, 2021 by Szeth Facpalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 Just now, Szeth Facpalm said: Granted. You are now deathly allergic to all foods that are not vegan and gluten free. I wish for a wish without a boon The Nightwatcher turns you down and tells you to come again another time. I wish that I could look at a book and instantly know everything inside of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Knight of Iron said: I wish that I could look at a book and instantly know everything inside of it. Granted. Too bad it works through matter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 You have not made a wish. The Nightwatcher is confused. I wish french fries were a proper dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 27, 2021 Report Share Posted August 27, 2021 3 hours ago, Elf_at_heart said: I wish french fries were a proper dinner. Granted. the worldwide obesity rate quadruples. I wish for a good score on my SAT tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 Granted, you can't use it to apply to any school I wish I don't have to grow up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 Granted, you start growing down. I wish for one day where I can do whatever I want with no repercussions, and then that day is erased forever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 (edited) Granted. Its erased from your memory as well so you have no memory of doing those awesome things. I wish there was no schoolwork. Edited August 28, 2021 by Elf_at_heart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mage Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 Granted. Then the English language changes the word for school to adwalist and you now have adwalistwork. I wish for mad guitar skills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zennix Posted August 28, 2021 Report Share Posted August 28, 2021 3 hours ago, Mage said: Granted. Then the English language changes the word for school to adwalist and you now have adwalistwork. I wish for mad guitar skills Granted. You are now admitted to a Psychiatric hospital because you were found naked in the streets performing an imaginary rock concert for an imaginary audience. I wish for protection from insanity. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 On 8/28/2021 at 4:23 PM, Zennix said: I wish for protection from insanity. Granted. You're encased in a 5 meter cube of lead. Ain't no crazy getting through that. Your bane is that your nose itches, you know, cuz it's filled with lead. I wish that I had a purple crayon that could alter both time and space. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 Why a purple crayon? Why not a blue one? Your bane is that you’ll always be covered in sticky crayon goo. I wish for the ability to change the past and while I’m doing it I can see how it affects the future 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 14 hours ago, The One Ring said: I wish for the ability to change the past and while I’m doing it I can see how it affects the future Granted. You can change things that happened in the last 5 minutes. Your bane is that you get kidnapped by terrorists while you're asleep, and they force you to help them. I wish for a truthless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted September 1, 2021 Report Share Posted September 1, 2021 16 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish for a truthless. Granted! @Truthless of Shinovar, I'm afraid you've been... selected by a purveyor of some fine tastes I wish for Brandon Sanderson, Andrew Rowe, John Bierce collaboration crossover novels, goddammit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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