Flaming Coinshot Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 Granted. However, as to not break a hole in the continuity of both worlds, the Forgotten Realms and Earth get merged together, and you can probably guess the results. Your bane is that everytime you use it, you cast fireball. I have no wish. Just give ma a bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: I have no wish. Just give ma a bane. Everytime you open your mouth you burp, and everytime you speak in your burpy, belchy manner you also blow a bubble for every word you say. The Nihhtwatcher is all about balance, so though you made no wish you still get a boon. You can dispense an infinite amount of soda pop from your fingertips, whatever flavor you think of including just plain seltzer. I wish I had the capsules that Bulma uses in DragonBall, specifically the instant house one and the motorcycle one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 Granted, but now you have feet for hands I wish for a free trip to wherever i want in the world 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 16, 2021 Report Share Posted August 16, 2021 ight but the trip can only take you to one square foot and you cannot leave from there. you get to choose how long tho I wish I could do whatever the braize i want 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Granted, but only in Braize. I don't have a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: I don't have a wish. Granted. You don't get to meet the nightwatcher then. You do, however, get to meet some of the local wildlife. I wish people would wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Granted. They wish for too much, and the colapse of civilization is now inevitable. I wish for the colapse of civilization. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Eluvianii said: I wish for the colapse of civilization. Granted. "colapse" means nothing. So you get nothing. I wish for the uncolapse of civilization. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 I don't know what you're talking about I wish for the collapse of all civilization on Earth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Granted, but all humans turn into cannibals who have decided that you taste delicious. I wish to be fluent in every language. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 17, 2021 Report Share Posted August 17, 2021 Granted. You're also extremely bad at identifying them for some reason. When you hear Spanish you reply in Italian. When you hear Korean you think it's Chinese. And as a bonus when you hear your native language you reply in Latin. I wish for cookies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted August 19, 2021 Report Share Posted August 19, 2021 Granted, but they're moldy I wish for the next book in a series I'm reading 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The One Ring Posted August 21, 2021 Report Share Posted August 21, 2021 granted, it's the last book you'll ever read I wish I have the thing I want above all else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 On 8/20/2021 at 11:03 PM, The One Ring said: I wish I have the thing I want above all else Granted, the thing that you want is now positioned directly above you and everything else in our Galaxy. That highly coveted thing is 3000 light years above the earth, ~2000 light years above the spiral arm of the Milky way Galaxy, and approximately 500 light years above even a singular atom of matter and is a comfortable -459.67° F. Really hope that thing you wanted was just an iPhone or something. Your bane is that you now have 2 left hands, but strangely you're still right handed... I wish I had a form of portable personal transportation that allowed me to fly safely. Like maybe a working propeller hat, or a small quad copter skateboard, or jetpack shoes, you know, something like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelwatcher Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 5 hours ago, Hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: I wish I had a form of portable personal transportation that allowed me to fly safely. Like maybe a working propeller hat, or a small quad copter skateboard, or jetpack shoes, you know, something like that. Granted, but you also become blind. I wish for a copy of Stormlight 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Squirrelwatcher said: I wish for a copy of Stormlight 5. Granted, here you go Spoiler Stormlight 5. Spoiler Copied and pasted, just for you *wink* I wish for a Harry Potter wand that I can use 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus the Awful Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 3 hours ago, Honorless said: Granted, here you go Reveal hidden contents Stormlight 5. Reveal hidden contents Copied and pasted, just for you *wink* I wish for a Harry Potter wand that I can use Granted but it attracts bees i wish for a third eye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 Granted. It's on the bottom of your foot and can't see any thing. I wish for my room to be decorated just the way I want to be 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 29 minutes ago, Szeth Facpalm said: I wish for my room to be decorated just the way I want to be Granted, but you'll have to share your room with your most annoying cousins very, very often I wish for a djinni's lamp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus the Awful Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 24 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted, but you'll have to share your room with your most annoying cousins very, very often I wish for a djinni's lamp Granted but it smells like dead fish i wish for a pet rat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrelwatcher Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 58 minutes ago, Argus the Awful said: Granted but it smells like dead fish i wish for a pet rat Granted, but you also get a very hungry pet cat as well. I wish for a sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted August 24, 2021 Report Share Posted August 24, 2021 53 minutes ago, Squirrelwatcher said: I wish for a sandwich. Granted but Argus' pet cat eats it I want to teach dogs to wield swords so they can go all Dark Souls 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argus the Awful Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 17 hours ago, Honorless said: Granted but Argus' pet cat eats it I want to teach dogs to wield swords so they can go all Dark Souls Granted but they melt in sunlight I wish for a flying house that eats people 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 Granted. It eats you. I wish i could play all the instruments in the entire world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elf Posted August 25, 2021 Report Share Posted August 25, 2021 58 minutes ago, Szeth Facpalm said: Granted. It eats you. I wish i could play all the instruments in the entire world. Granted. But you're horrible at it. I wish there were no exams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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