NameIess Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 5 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish for people to stop forgetting wishes. Granted. Every single being capable of receiving a wish from the nightwatcher now has a 100% perfect memory in every respect. Your bane is that everyone hates you now. I wish for a full collection of every leatherbound book that Brandon's ever published. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted! Your eyes are gouged out by Kaz Brekker. I wish for infinite money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 (edited) Granted. Piles of cash, gold, and the like pour from the heavens and crash onto you like an avalanche forever. I wish to have no bane to my next wish or this one. Edited August 11, 2021 by Flaming Coinshoot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted! ... I wish to eat a pie that fell out of the sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 12 hours ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish to eat a pie that fell out of the sky. Granted. it is earwax flavored. I wish for a sharddagger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted! It wants to stab you. I wish for the power to stop time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. Now you have to look for a way to make the time-frozen Nightwatcher also give you the power to resume time. I wish to learn astral projection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 Granted. You cannot return to your normal body and no one can see you. I wish to have every power in all universes, imaginary or real and have complete control over all of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 11, 2021 Report Share Posted August 11, 2021 8 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: I wish to have every power in all universes, imaginary or real and have complete control over all of them. Granted. You have great power. Too great, actually. You go insane and destroy every universe. I wish for awesome drawing skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 20 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish for awesome drawing skills. Done! You are granted awesome drawing skills. "Awesome" in the older sense, inspiring awe, terror, dread. Your drawing are now terrifying, so terrifying, they're like banishment magic. I wish for a lot of money safely deposited in my bank account 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted! You get 1,000 emerald broams. The ATM machine is now jammed. The bank teller is confused and so are you. I wish for infinite wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Oh silly thing you already have unlimited wishes. And a bane to accompany each one of course. I wish for a three-headed-dragon that'll let me be its rider. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted. It let you ride it until it decided to eat you. I wish for nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted! You now have literally nothing, no possessions, no body, so soul, nothing. I wish to be a mistborn! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted. You lose everything-family friends, everyone. All material possessions. You are injured almost to the point of death, and then you snap. However, the Steel Ministry finds out first and you are turned into an inquisitor. Your bane is that Ruin controls your mind completely. I wish to understand the Cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: Granted. You lose everything-family friends, everyone. All material possessions. You are injured almost to the point of death, and then you snap. However, the Steel Ministry finds out first and you are turned into an inquisitor. Your bane is that Ruin controls your mind completely. I wish to understand the Cosmere. Granted. The sheer amount of knowledge and intricate understanding drives you insane. As your bane, Brandon Sanderson stops writing after hearing the damage knowledge of the cosmere caused to you brain. I wish to actually be good a Tetris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Quote Nooooooo! Why must you do this? Granted. You are good at Tetris. You now see everything, and it drives you crazy when stuff doesn't stack like you like it. I wish to finish BotW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 55 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: Granted. You are good at Tetris. You now see everything, and it drives you crazy when stuff doesn't stack like you like it. I wish to finish BotW Granted. But you have to drag along and protect a complete noob that keeps doing dumb stuff (me). If the noob dies, you lose and have to start over. Also, that bane isn't a bane, considering it already applies to me. I wish to get my stuff back in minecraft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 Granted! Whenever you fall asleep you have a nightmare that a giant flaming dodo bird comes and destroys you and everything you love. In excruciating detail. I wish for 489,489 dollars and 489 cents cash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 1 hour ago, The Unknown Order said: Granted. The sheer amount of knowledge and intricate understanding drives you insane. As your bane, Brandon Sanderson stops writing after hearing the damage knowledge of the cosmere caused to you brain. This implies Brandon is an Elder God. 21 minutes ago, Szeth Facpalm said: I wish for 489,489 dollars and 489 cents cash. Granted. You get an obsession to keep your finances at exactly that amount, so you only spend whatever you earn until you get back to that number, meaning your lifestyle doesn't actually change at all. You can show off though. I wish natural disasters were easily survivable, so that sports like tsunami riding or volcano fishing exist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted August 12, 2021 Report Share Posted August 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eluvianii said: I wish natural disasters were easily survivable, so that sports like tsunami riding or volcano fishing exist. granted. Your bane is that they are only easily survivable for everyone besides you, so everyone gives you odd looks when you go inside during tornados. I wish to be able to breath underwater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 (edited) Granted, but you can only breath under water. You cant breath above water anymore. I wish for a wish without a bane Actually that's stupid, i wish for a bane. Edited August 13, 2021 by Szeth Facpalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flaming Coinshot Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 Granted. Your bane is that you can no longer facepalm. Your bane is that you can only walk backwards. I wish for a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 23 minutes ago, Flaming Coinshoot said: Granted. Your bane is that you can no longer facepalm. You MONSTER! HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY MY FACEPALMS! THEY ARE MY JOY, MY PURPOSE IN LIFE! YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WISH! YOUR BANE IS KNOWING YOU HAVE SUCKED THE JOY OUT OF LIFE FOR ONE RANDOM PERSON YOU MET ON THE INTERNET. i wish for my facepalms back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted August 13, 2021 Report Share Posted August 13, 2021 2 hours ago, Szeth Facpalm said: i wish for my facepalms back Granted! The Nightwatcher, knowing how important facepalming is to you decides to not only give you back the ability, but also to give you magically enhanced facepalms. When you perform a facepalm, a concussive blast of psychic energy is released and radiates out in a sphere of diminishing effect with its power equal to the inverse square of the distance traveled. This psychic emanation only affects the entity that performed the action that caused you to facepalm. In its weakest state, this psychic energy causes the target to experience mild malaise, akin to the feeling that you get when you've lost a shoe and have been walking around the house for half an hour fruitlessly looking for it. In its strongest state it causes the target's mind to blank, and drool to drip from their slackened and agape mouths. In this state they are receptive to the command, almost like a deeply buried hypnotic suggestion, to "never do that again". Your bane is that you get rainbow colored acne. I wish that I could use the mage cantrip magehand in real life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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