The Unknown Ajah Posted April 18, 2021 Report Share Posted April 18, 2021 Your wish is granted! I wish for a candle that changes scent to whatever I want at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toothless of Shinovar Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 (edited) Your wish is granted, but eventually, you will accidentally spend all your money on something you really wanted, and you thought it was worth it before you brought it, but it has no refunds, so you regret it for the rest of your life. I wish that I will never forget again to write a wish when I post on this thread because that is the point of this thread. Edited April 19, 2021 by Toothless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Bystander Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 10 hours ago, Toothless of Shinovar said: Your wish is granted, but eventually, you will accidentally spend all your money on something you really wanted, and you thought it was worth it before you brought it, but it has no refunds, so you regret it for the rest of your life. I wish that I will never forget again to write a wish when I post on this thread because that is the point of this thread. Granted, but now you are not allowed to post on the thread, and your internet will shut down, or your device will malfunction anytime you try to post. I wish for the powers of a fullborn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoWibble Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 Granted! You subsequently get spiked I wish for enough time to finish all of my assignments, study, and go to extracurriculars 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 Granted. Although You failed all of these things I wish for new reading material 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 Granted. You now see everything upside down now. (I.E. it looks to you like you are standing on your head all the time) I wish that all banes on this threads would not make it impossible to even access your boon. (You can still get stuff that makes it difficult/annoying to use your boon, but not impossible) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: Granted. You now see everything upside down now. (I.E. it looks to you like you are standing on your head all the time) I wish that all banes on this threads would not make it impossible to even access your boon. (You can still get stuff that makes it difficult/annoying to use your boon, but not impossible) Granted, but that only applies to this one post. I wish for a better pencil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Granted but you now only have your weaker hand left to wright. I wish the Shard to be more acted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 (edited) Granted, but now your reputation level resets to "Spren" every day. I wish that every reputation point I get counts for ten reputation points. (i.e. if I get three points on a post, my count goes up by 30 points.) Edited April 21, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Granted. Once people figured this out, they stopped giving you rep, and eventually the mods banned you for somehow hacking the rep system. Your bane is that your left foot now falls asleep very quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 What do you want as your boon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Oh right I wish that people in this thread would stop having the bane absolutely be related to the boon. That’s not really how the NW works. She isn’t an evil genie who gives a side effect that makes the boon impossible to use, she gives you what you wish for, and just gives you a bane of proportional size. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 (But it’s more fun this way) Grantes if only for this post. Your home country has now been nuked by another country. Spoiler Because that’s the only equivalent to your boon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 ...Ouch. And your boon? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Oh yeah I wish for a good breakfast tomorrow that comes with iced coffee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Your good breakfast is granted. However, after that, you will only eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for breakfast for the rest of the month. The Curse of PB&J’s is something I have been stuck with for the past two or three months. It is time I passed it on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 Your wish is granted. I wish for people to stop forgetting to put a wish in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 3 hours ago, The Unknown Order said: I wish for people to stop forgetting to put a wish in. Your wish is granted ... beginning from after this post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 (edited) You do not have a wish. This is good you are not greedy. So I shall give you free frozen pizza for a year with no bane attached for your selflessness! I wish for 12+ hours of sleep go the first time in a year Edited April 23, 2021 by Bejardin1250 Stupid autocorrect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 Your wish is granted. However, you missed three of your classes. Your bane is that you get an F on all of your projects for the next week. (Unless your district does “E”s instead of F’s like mine does. Then you get E’s.) I wish that for the next month, I will have for each of my meals whatever I am craving most. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 Granted. Your bane is that you lose your dark vision for two months. I wish to be a steel compounder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 Granted. Your bane is every food you eat (and water) tastes like iron. I wish Hoid would just die already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 (edited) Your wish is granted. Your bane is that Moash comes up from behind you and throws you into the Honor Chasm, then resurrects you and throws you in again. I wish to be able to read 3 times as fast as I normally do. Edited April 23, 2021 by Szeth_Pancakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 15 hours ago, Bejardin1250 said: You do not have a wish. This is good you are not greedy. So I shall give you free frozen pizza for a year with no bane attached for your selflessness! Why, thank you! 5 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: I wish to be able to read 3 times as fast as I normally do. Granted, you now have the ability to read 3 times as fast as you normally do! This ability is kind of like Allomancy, but don't worry, you won't have to swallow metals! Instead, what you'll Allomantically Burn is the book that you wish to read 3 times as fast. Sadly, the speed of the Burning currently exceeds your speed of reading, so it's a race against time for you. But worry not! You just need to increase your base reading speed to read 3 times as fast as you normally do and you'll be golden! I wish to become a Planeswalker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted April 23, 2021 Report Share Posted April 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Voidspawn said: Granted. Your bane is every food you eat (and water) tastes like iron. I wish Hoid would just die already. Iron tastes good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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