Gak Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 granted, but your bed explodes if you sleep in. i wish to always feel and be well rested no matter how little sleep i get. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 On 11/25/2020 at 8:18 PM, gak said: granted, but your bed explodes if you sleep in. i wish to always feel and be well rested no matter how little sleep i get. Granted, you will always be well-rested irrespective of how little sleep you get. Your Bane is that you'll never feel that contented, warm, drowsy feeling again and will in fact feel a compulsion to attack anyone who appears sleepy or is asleep in front of you. I wish for the ability to summon food from any food shows I see on YouTube or TV 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Honorless said: Granted, you will always be well-rested irrespective of how little sleep you get. Your Bane is that you'll never feel that contented, warm, drowsy feeling again and will in fact feel a compulsion to attack anyone who appears sleepy or is asleep in front of you. I wish for the ability to summon food from any food shows I see on YouTube or TV granted, but you aren't able to watch food shows... I wish for a pancake Edited December 4, 2020 by Chasmgoat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 Granted. It's the tenth one. I wish for the other 9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 Just now, Ookla the Bored said: Granted. It's the tenth one. I wish for the other 9. ... granted, but lift steals them before you get to eat them... I wish for nightblood, but a pencil instead of a sword 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted December 4, 2020 Report Share Posted December 4, 2020 granted, but they destroy paper instead of evil i wish for secret messages hidden in comments like this one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 8 hours ago, gak said: i wish for secret messages hidden in comments like this one Granted. Your bane is that they will all be very badly hidden. like this one. I wish for UNLIMITED POWAH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 3 hours ago, Ookla the Unnamable said: Granted. Your bane is that they will all be very badly hidden. like this one. I wish for UNLIMITED POWAH. You get unlimited powah, powah doesn't exist, so you get unlimited nothing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 5, 2020 Report Share Posted December 5, 2020 15 hours ago, Somebody from Sel said: You get unlimited powah, powah doesn't exist, so you get unlimited nothing. YES! UNLIMITED NOTHING! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted December 8, 2020 Report Share Posted December 8, 2020 I wish for some bacon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 12 hours ago, Ookla the Shadowed said: I wish for some bacon You get some bacon, but you now cannot eat meat. I wish for two wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Ookla the Knight said: You get some bacon, but you now cannot eat meat. I wish for two wishes. There are now two Wish in the world. You can buy from two places now. I wish for Shardic Inspiration. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 (edited) 15 hours ago, Somebody from Sel said: I wish for Shardic Inspiration. Granted. Ruin gives you some inspiration, and a few spikes. I wish that I could use hemalurgic spikes to give myself powers without damaging my soul. Edited December 9, 2020 by Ookla the Unnamable 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Ookla the Unnamable said: Granted. Ruin gives you some inspiration, and a few spikes. I wish that I could use hemalurgic spikes to give myself powers without damaging my soul. The spikes no longer allow our to live even though they've pierced necessary bodily elements, you die. I wish to be an Elim in the next SE game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 Just now, Somebody from Sel said: I wish to be an Elim in the next SE game. Granted. You accidentally PM the wrong person and die D1. I wish for one metric ton of gold to appear in my front yard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Ookla the Unnamable said: Granted. You accidentally PM the wrong person and die D1. I wish for one metric ton of gold to appear in my front yard. Granted, it's fool's gold. I wish to never be effected by a bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 9, 2020 Report Share Posted December 9, 2020 10 minutes ago, Somebody from Sel said: I wish to never be effected by a bane. Granted, here is my masque of the shadowlord. Or something like that. I forget the exact name, but basically it gives your banes to someone else, whose name I have forgotten. Your bane is that your boons will always be bad, and your banes good. I wish for a time machine that allows me to observe evets in history, but not change them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted. You are now blind. I wish for a means (drug, injection, magic spell, minigame, whatever) to make my mind function at peak efficiency for 6 hours at a time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 (edited) Granted, you can only use it five times before it kills you. I wish for Chick-Fil-A. Edited December 13, 2020 by Ookla the Grammatical 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 7 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: Granted, you can only use it five times before it kills you. I wish for Chik-fil-a. You are transported to a Chick-Fil-A, but it's Sunday. I wish for an orange bathrobe that grants me a virtual vision of the Diagram. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 3 minutes ago, Knight of Iron said: You are transported to a Chick-Fil-A, but it's Sunday. I wish for an orange bathrobe that grants me a virtual vision of the Diagram. Granted, your mind breaks. I wish for another mini notebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JesterLavorre Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Ookla the Grammatical said: Granted, your mind breaks. I wish for another mini notebook. Granted, but your handwriting becomes so large you can’t fit more than a word on a page. I wish to be able to access the internet from anywhere, without a connection. Edited December 13, 2020 by Ookla the Sprinkle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 1 minute ago, Ookla the Sprinkle said: Granted, but your handwriting becomes so large you can’t fit more than a word on a page. I wish to be able to access the internet from anywhere, without a connection. Granted, but it's written in a language you do not know with an alphabet that seems like you could translate if you only tried just a bit harder. I wish for another cat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Granted, but you've suddenly developed a terrible allergy to cats. I wish for @DramaQueen to come back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 13, 2020 Report Share Posted December 13, 2020 Sorry, no one can grant that but Queen herself. Instead, I'll give you half of the world to do with as you wish. Your bane is that your mortal enemy has the other half. I wish... that I could purposefully forget books so I could go back and reread them without prior knowledge and then remember everything I forgot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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