Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Enter a username]

Ah. Well the point of the thread got kind of derailed, so I'm going to get it back on track.

I wish that I had photographic memory (except for where my previous boon and bane come in).

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Enter a username said:

I wish that I had photographic memory (except for where my previous boon and bane come in).

Granted. You have photographic memory. Not video memory. You can only remember pictures, no sound or movement.

 

I wish to be a bronze compounder.

[Enter a username]

3 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. You have photographic memory. Not video memory. You can only remember pictures, no sound or movement.

 

I wish to be a bronze compounder.

Granted. You can't ever stop compounding bronze to stay awake. If you deplete yourself of bronze, some appears in your stomach. It's impossible to fall asleep.

[Shard of Reading]

I wish for a pikachu.

[Enter a username]

Granted. Whenever you walk through the door to your house, you completely forget the layout and you can't see any maps to it.

[NameIess]

15 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Granted. You can't ever stop compounding bronze to stay awake. If you deplete yourself of bronze, some appears in your stomach. It's impossible to fall asleep.

That's fine. (poor @ShadowLord_Lith)

I wish that people would stop forgetting to wish.

[Enter a username]

That's a good one, but I can't grant it on my own, unfortunately. 

And I'm not wishing because I don't want the wishes to get clogged up.

Edit: I'm also not answering it because I want to give someone else a chance to answer.

Edit 2: After 12 hours, granted. I will never forget to wish, but you can only read backwards from now on.

I wish that I could teleport

Edited June 9, 2020 by Enter a username

[Soulbinder]

17 hours ago, Enter a username said:

That's a good one, but I can't grant it on my own, unfortunately. 

And I'm not wishing because I don't want the wishes to get clogged up.

Edit: I'm also not answering it because I want to give someone else a chance to answer.

Edit 2: After 12 hours, granted. I will never forget to wish, but you can only read backwards from now on.

I wish that I could teleport

Granted. You now teleport spontaneously to inconvenient places such as the top of a tree or the bottom of the ocean. 
Your bane is that it always happens whenever you least want it to.

I wish for a Smedry talent.

[Enter a username]

The "inconvenient place" part seems like a bane in and of itself.

Granted. You're always getting lost, but you can't use this to your advantage in any way. 

I wish for all Cosmere books (minus the ones I already have) for my upcoming birthday.

Edit: I just realized that those last two lines rhymed. 

Edited June 9, 2020 by Enter a username

[Soulbinder]

Ha, nice. You get all the Cosmere books which are then set on fire before you and you are presented with the ashes.

I wish for a never ending supply of puns and rhymes

Edited June 9, 2020 by Soulbinder

[Shard of Reading]

Granted. Now you can only talk in puns or rhymes.

I wish for nachos.

[Soulbinder]

22 hours ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. Now you can only talk in puns or rhymes.

Sweet, I now have an excuse to be antisocial and confuse people!

[Enter a username]

Granted. You can no longer see the color green.

I wish for a bead of Lerasium.

[Soulbinder]

Granted. You are wildly allergic to metal.

I wish for wait times to be shorter at the libray

[Shard of Reading]

Granted, the librarians have now taken over the world and so they are more libraries and the traffic is more spread out.

I wish for YOUR nachos.

[Enter a username]

Granted. They were poisoned. 

I wish for the Shard of Focus.

[Soulbinder]

6 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted, the librarians have now taken over the world and so they are more libraries and the traffic is more spread out.

I actually meant like wait lists for certain books before you can read them. 

 

3 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Granted. They were poisoned. 

I wish for the Shard of Focus.

Granted. You now- is that a bird?

I wish for a book in a language I can’t read.

Edited June 10, 2020 by Soulbinder

[Enter a username]

Granted. You will never be able to read the book, even if you learn the language.

I wish for a vaccine for the virus to become widely available.

And what was my bane again?

[Shard of Reading]

Granted. You now are illiterate.

I wish for someone else's nachos.

 

[Soulbinder]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

Granted. You now are illiterate.

I wish for someone else's nachos.

 

Granted. They are burned beyond recognition.

I wish I was actually funny.

6 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

And what was my bane again?

I lost my Focus.

[Shard of Reading]

1 minute ago, Soulbinder said:

I wish I was actually funny.

Granted, Hoid.

I wish I knew what the unknown shards are.

Edited June 10, 2020 by Shard of Reading

[Enter a username]

Wish #1. Granted. You now can only read out loud in pig latin.

Wish #2. Granted. You have lost the ability to laugh.

I wish that I was a bronze ferring.

[Shard of Reading]

5 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

I wish that I was a bronze ferring.

Granted, You are now constantly influnced by ruin.

I wish I was cool

[Enter a username]

Granted. Nobody notices, though.

I wish there would only be one active wish at a time.

[Shard of Reading]

16 minutes ago, Enter a username said:

Granted. Nobody notices, though.

That defeats the point of my wish.

Granted. The nightwatcher does not know what you want so nothing happens.

I wish for a pokeball