Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 9 hours ago, Emerald_Mage said: Granted. Your bane is that you can never again remember which way is left or right. I wish for my own personal stormlight generator. You’re asking for it... A smile creeps over the Nightwatcher’s face. Not the good kind. “I see,” she says, “the abundant Stormlight here isn’t good enough for you? Fair enough. If that is what you wish for, then that is what you will receive. Go home child. You boon awaits you there.” As you walk home, you can’t shake that uneasy feeling. The words of the Nightwatcher linger in your head, and you can’t quite fathom why the Nightwatcher would make your boon appear at your house. As you open the door to your home, you hold your breath. But... nothing’s there. Everything is exactly how you left it. It’s odd, but right now you’re so tired you decide to go to bed. In the middle of the night, however, you hear something strange. It starts as a low rumble, and slowly gets louder. Wind whips around trees outside, and even starts to uproot some of them. Is this some sort of hurricane? No, this is the Highstorm that will now start following you around, you’re own personal Stormlight generator. I wish for a frying pan. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Granted. You now have a frying pan where your hands used to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 I wish for tomato soup, homemade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 Granted. You are given the knowledge on how to make the tomato soup and must know follow a trail of clues that eventually lead you to a climactic battle with your epic nemmiss (Forgive my spelling) who, when you defeat gives you the ingredients. But he mortally wounded you, so now you only have time to make and eat the tomato soup before you die. I wish for an aavacado. (Aardvark+avocado.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: Granted. You are given the knowledge on how to make the tomato soup and must know follow a trail of clues that eventually lead you to a climactic battle with your epic nemmiss (Forgive my spelling) who, when you defeat gives you the ingredients. But he mortally wounded you, so now you only have time to make and eat the tomato soup before you die. Honestly, if it’s good it might be worth it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 2 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: I wish for an aavacado. (Aardvark+avocado.) Granted. A horrible amalgam of avocado and aardvark flesh appears in a pile of goop and your feet. I wish for a perfect immune system to protect me from coronavirus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 7 hours ago, Danex said: Granted. A horrible amalgam of avocado and aardvark flesh appears in a pile of goop and your feet. I wish for a perfect immune system to protect me from coronavirus. Granted, however the effects of coronavirus leave destitute, antisocial, and toilet paper free. I wish for rutabaga. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 9 hours ago, Soulbinder said: Granted, however the effects of coronavirus leave destitute, antisocial, and toilet paper free. I wish for rutabaga. Granted. Nothing bad happens. Because what could go wrong with a rutabaga? I wish for all the weird al songs ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 Granted. Here is the locked 10-didgit password encrypted phone with the playlist. I wish for a jellyfish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) Granted, here's a jellyfish. You are now lactose intolerant. I wsh for the "I" key on my keyboard to stop stckng Edited June 6, 2020 by Danex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 I wish for lack toes in toddler ants (I find that tumblr post really funny for some reason). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 On 6/6/2020 at 2:41 PM, Lunamor said: I wish for lack toes in toddler ants (I find that tumblr post really funny for some reason). The Nightwatcher's brain explodes and she kills you. I wish for the Nightwatcher to be healed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 The Nightwatcher smiles gently and promises you she’ll never be healed. I wish On 6/6/2020 at 0:39 PM, Danex said: for the "I" key on my keyboard to stop stckng 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) Granted, your U key starts sticking. Edit: I wish for a non-violent thunderstorm. Edited June 8, 2020 by The_Elsecaller 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 14 minutes ago, The_Elsecaller said: Edit: I wish for a non-violent thunderstorm. Granted you now have a giant Gandi made of storm clouds following you. I wish for breakfast. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 7 hours ago, Frustration said: Granted you now have a giant Gandi made of storm clouds following you. I wish for breakfast. Granted, but it’s an ogre’s breakfast, and you have now angered the ogre. I wish for the power to read minds when I choose to do so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Granted, but if you use it more than 3 times in your life you will die. I wish for the powers of superman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Granted, you gain all of superman’s powers. You are them sued for plagiarism, and avoid paying the money only by signing a contract in which you pledge your whole life and soul to the whims of a comic book franchise. I wish that decisions were easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Rosharan A.C. said: Granted, you gain all of superman’s powers. You are them sued for plagiarism, and avoid paying the money only by signing a contract in which you pledge your whole life and soul to the whims of a comic book franchise. I wish that decisions were easy. Granted. You now must spend the rest of your life telling people that 2+2=4 (Because that is easy) I wish for the ablity to play the accordian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 3 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: Granted. You now must spend the rest of your life telling people that 2+2=4 (Because that is easy) I wish for the ablity to play the accordian. Granted, however you can only play Darth Vader’s theme. I wish for something intriguing and non harmful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Granted. You got a kitten. And a nuke set to self destruct in 3 seconds. I wish for chicken allfredo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 7 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: I wish for chicken allfredo. Granted, but it's poisoned. I wish for the ability to erase knowledge from my mind at will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Just now, Enter a username said: Granted, but it's poisoned. I wish for the ability to erase knowledge from my mind at will. Granted. You now have amnesia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 (edited) 52 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said: Granted. You now have amnesia. Does that mean I can forget things at will, but I also can't remember anything? Edited June 8, 2020 by Enter a username 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 2 hours ago, Enter a username said: Does that mean I can forget things at will, but I also can't remember anything? Yup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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