GoWibble Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 On 4/7/2020 at 0:25 PM, Daneil said: Granted, but every time you try to play a different piece, your piano explodes. I wish for the power to create person sized cucumbers Wait. Reforming piano? Cool.... 17 hours ago, Soulbinder said: Is no one with me here? Wish granted. There is no way to cook them. I wish to figure out the Alleyverse. Granted, but the Alleyverse doesn't really make sense, so..... I wish for the ability to eat my (and anyone else's) bane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 I wish for Frustration. @Frustration 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Experience said: I wish for Frustration. @Frustration Granted @Frustration did not grant you your boon and bane, frustrating you. That was your boon, in return your bane is that your body will itch all over for the next 24 hours, also frustrating you I wish for Shounen anime protagonist level power Edited April 10, 2020 by Dreamer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 How frustrating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 I wish for a talking cap named Ezlo. Oh wait.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Dreamer said: I wish for Shounen anime protagonist level power Granted but you can't use it unless your in an anime show. I wish for no acne. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) Granted but you have no skin I wish for more Mace Windu in star wars Edited April 10, 2020 by Frustration 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Frustration said: Granted but you have no skin I wish for more Mace Windu in star wars Granted to make room for him they take away uncanonize the originals, I wish for MURP Edited April 10, 2020 by Tana'kai_humaka'aban 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 20 hours ago, Tana'kai_humaka'aban said: I wish for MURP Granted. You get "murp" your bane is hiccups. Forever. I wish for really good luck with fortune in Minecraft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. You get "murp" your bane is hiccups. Forever. I wish for really good luck with fortune in Minecraft. Granted, but any device you play Minecraft on is forever lagging at precisely the wrong moments. My brother wishes for a million dollars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Soulbinder said: My brother wishes for a million dollars. Granted, he is arrested for tax evasion I wish for a MeEp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 11, 2020 Report Share Posted April 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Tana'kai_humaka'aban said: I wish for a MeEp Granted. You lose the ability to shout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 I wish to grab books from a parallel universe where all our favourite stories were penned by completely different authors writing in a completely different style 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 Granted, they are horrible now. Seriously, why would you want that? I wish for the coronavirus to end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Dreamer said: I wish to grab books from a parallel universe where all our favourite stories were penned by completely different authors writing in a completely different style Granted, but this is a universe in which everything is written by the sticks. Sure, it’s your favorite stories, but all you can read is “I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick...” That’s not the worst part though. Everyone talks in stick too, and it’s all that you can do to keep your sanity after hearing “I am a stick” for the billionth time. Spoiler Actually, that isn’t all that different from the shard Edit: @The_ArchivistThe coronavirus ends, but the black plague comes instead. I wish for wings that sprout out of my back and allow me to fly, regardless of what physics may dictate. Edited April 12, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 Granted. They are large cyborg airplane wings off of an ultralight. I Want my Tears Back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted April 12, 2020 Report Share Posted April 12, 2020 47 minutes ago, Elend Venture said: Granted. They are large cyborg airplane wings off of an ultralight. Is that a bad thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted April 13, 2020 Report Share Posted April 13, 2020 31 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Is that a bad thing? Unwieldy? Yes. Effective? Yes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) On 4/13/2020 at 4:12 AM, Elend Venture said: I Want my Tears Back Granted, they're coming back towards their origin at extremely high velocity I wish for... hmm... I can't think of anything..., money, I guess Edited April 17, 2020 by R J 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Wow, this is just too easy... You get a lot of money, but it will never make you happy. I wish to be a Feruchemist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) Granted. Your bane is that the Lord Ruler finds you and castrates you. I wish to find an Honorblade. Edited April 17, 2020 by Elend Venture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 Granted, you find it in your chest, and the Assassin in White is on the other end. I wish for the same money-that-doesn’t-make-me-happy boon/bane combo that @R J just got. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 6 hours ago, The_Archivist said: Wow, this is just too easy... You get a lot of money, but it will never make you happy. Challenge accepted Ene, high five! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 4 hours ago, AonEne said: I wish for the same money-that-doesn’t-make-me-happy boon/bane combo that @R J just got. Granted. As you wished for both the Boon and the Bane, you get a bonus Bane! Your Bane is a thief that steals all of your money. I wish for power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 17, 2020 Report Share Posted April 17, 2020 7 hours ago, R J said: Challenge accepted Ene, high five! *high fives* 4 hours ago, Nameless said: Granted. As you wished for both the Boon and the Bane, you get a bonus Bane! Your Bane is a thief that steals all of your money. I object! I wished for that combination of a boon and bane, I didn’t include it all as my boon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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