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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)


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On 4/7/2020 at 0:25 PM, Daneil said:

Granted, but every time you try to play a different piece, your piano explodes. 

I wish for the power to create person sized cucumbers 

Wait. Reforming piano? Cool....

17 hours ago, Soulbinder said:

Is no one with me here?

 

Wish granted. There is no way to cook them.

I wish to figure out the Alleyverse.

Granted, but the Alleyverse doesn't really make sense, so.....

I wish for the ability to eat my (and anyone else's) bane

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1 hour ago, Experience said:

I wish for Frustration. @Frustration

Granted

@Frustration did not grant you your boon and bane, frustrating you. That was your boon, in return your bane is that your body will itch all over for the next 24 hours, also frustrating you

 

I wish for Shounen anime protagonist level power

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2 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Granted. You get "murp" your bane is hiccups. Forever.

 

I wish for really good luck with fortune in Minecraft.

Granted, but any device you play Minecraft on is forever lagging at precisely the wrong moments.

My brother wishes for a million dollars. 

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7 minutes ago, Dreamer said:

I wish to grab books from a parallel universe where all our favourite stories were penned by completely different authors writing in a completely different style

Granted, but this is a universe in which everything is written by the sticks. Sure, it’s your favorite stories, but all you can read is “I am a stick. I am a stick. I am a stick...” That’s not the worst part though. Everyone talks in stick too, and it’s all that you can do to keep your sanity after hearing “I am a stick” for the billionth time. 
 

Spoiler

Actually, that isn’t all that different from the shard:ph34r:

Edit: @The_ArchivistThe coronavirus ends, but the black plague comes instead.

I wish for wings that sprout out of my back and allow me to fly, regardless of what physics may dictate.

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On 4/13/2020 at 4:12 AM, Elend Venture said:

I Want my Tears Back

Granted, they're coming back towards their origin at extremely high velocity

I wish for... hmm... I can't think of anything..., money, I guess

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4 hours ago, AonEne said:

I wish for the same money-that-doesn’t-make-me-happy boon/bane combo that @R J just got. 

Granted. As you wished for both the Boon and the Bane, you get a bonus Bane! Your Bane is a thief that steals all of your money.

 

I wish for power.

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7 hours ago, R J said:

Challenge accepted

Ene, high five! 

*high fives* 

4 hours ago, Nameless said:

Granted. As you wished for both the Boon and the Bane, you get a bonus Bane! Your Bane is a thief that steals all of your money. 

I object! I wished for that combination of a boon and bane, I didn’t include it all as my boon. 

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