Soulbinder Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 I did, but I haven’t got many people to actually read it. Last count was six. Five of which are family members. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Would I be able to read it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daneil Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 19 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: Granted, but every time he does, he shocks himself unconscious. I wish someone would actually care I wrote a book enough to try it. Granted, but they are all under the age of 10, and continue to pester you with emails every second of your life till you die. I wish for a life size cut out of Brandon Sanderson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said: Would I be able to read it? Sure, I could send you a link. It’s not too long (at least compared to Sanderson books). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Just now, Daneil said: Granted, but they are all under the age of 10, and continue to pester you with emails every second of your life till you die. I wish for a life size cut out of Brandon Sanderson. Umm... Ok then. Granted, but the ink ran out so it's a blank piece of cardboard in the shape of Brandon Sanderson. I wish for another dog. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 minute ago, Soulbinder said: Sure, I could send you a link. It’s not too long (at least compared to Sanderson books). Please do! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daneil Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Granted, but your dog lacks all color and appendages. I wish for an autonomous robot Brandon Sanderson, that continues to make books for the rest of eternity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daneil Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 minutes ago, Soulbinder said: Sure, I could send you a link. It’s not too long (at least compared to Sanderson books). Hey. May I read it as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xinoehp512 Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 What is this about a book? 3 minutes ago, Daneil said: Granted, but your dog lacks all color and appendages. I wish for an autonomous robot Brandon Sanderson, that continues to make books for the rest of eternity. Granted, but they're the quality of the text that comes out of https://talktotransformer.com/ I wish to create my own boon after receiving my bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 minute ago, xinoehp512 said: What is this about a book? I was ranting about this draft I wrote and then couldn’t convince very many people to read. Sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 4 hours ago, xinoehp512 said: I wish to create my own boon after receiving my bane. Granted, your bane is that you're no longer capable of communication. Now then, what is your boon? What's that? I can't understand you I wish for a Monkey's Paw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 1 hour ago, Dreamer said: wish for a Monkey's Paw Granted, but it’s from a stuffed monkey. I wish to not hate literally everything that I write. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Granted, you now hate everything you write figuratively. I wish for the Nightwatcher to die before giving my bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daneil Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 5 hours ago, The_Archivist said: Granted, you now hate everything you write figuratively. I wish for the Nightwatcher to die before giving my bane. Granted, but your boon then becomes obsolete. Making your nose slightly bigger instead of whatever you wished for. I wish for more than 2 hours of sleep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Granted. You lose the ability to ever wake up. I wish that I was fluent in Latin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Granted, you are now fluent in Pig Latin, but you lost the ability to communicate in any other way. I wish for time to learn the piano piece I haven't gotten to yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daneil Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 7 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said: Granted, you are now fluent in Pig Latin, but you lost the ability to communicate in any other way. I wish for time to learn the piano piece I haven't gotten to yet. Granted, but every time you try to play a different piece, your piano explodes. I wish for the power to create person sized cucumbers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Granted, but they take 20 lifetimes to grow. *plays a different song on the piano* I wish for another piano. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Granted, but it's terribly off key and can't be tuned. My wish is that no ill effect will befall me because of this game 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 (edited) Granted, but you are now paranoid about anything and everything. I wish that I didn't keep losing the game. Edit: Darn it all, I lost again. Edited April 7, 2020 by EXPERIENCE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted April 7, 2020 Report Share Posted April 7, 2020 Granted you didn't lose the synonym game. I wish to become a super hero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 2 hours ago, Retrac said: I wish to become a super hero. Granted. You become Spider-man. I wish for a thousand dollars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 13 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. You become Spider-man. I wish for a thousand dollars. Is that a bane? Anyway, Granted. Now for every post you make you have to pay a dollar. I wish that I didn't have so much extra time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 1 minute ago, EXPERIENCE said: Is that a bane? Yes. Have you seen how bad Spider-man's luck is? The guy can't catch a break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said: I wish that I didn't have so much extra time. Granted. Look at your AMA. I wish that the next Spiderman movie would come out soonish rather than laterish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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