+Ark1002 Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Nameless said: Granted, but they can legally kill him in exchange. I wish to heal as fast as Spider-man. Granted, but your healing causes cellular mutation and gives you terrible incurable cancer wow that got dark fast i wish to roll natural 20s on all of my dnd rolls forever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Granted, but suddenly you only want to roll for things like stabbing yourself. I wish for what I cannot have, as all humans do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 33 minutes ago, AonEne said: I wish for what I cannot have, as all humans do. Granted, but you are no longer human. You are now a bowl of cereal. I wish for some face paint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 1 hour ago, The Awakened Salad said: Granted, but you are no longer human. You are now a bowl of cereal. I wish for some face paint. Your face is now vantablack I wish for an inventory like you have in games but irl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Granted, but you have to hit "e" in order to open it. I wish I could hang out with my friends for my birthay instead of sitting inside 24/7 because of quarantine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Granted but you and your friends will die for breaking quarantine rules. I wish to be able to jump inbetween realities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 (edited) On 3/31/2020 at 7:53 PM, Retrac said: I wish to be able to jump inbetween realities. Granted. You can only jump while you are in-between realities. Your bane is a total lack of immune system. I wish for a thousand dollars. Edited April 2, 2020 by Nameless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 Granted. But, oh wait, Inflation. Now it's worth a penny. I wish for a new board game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 Granted, but it takes 1 month for each person's turn, and requires 6 players. I wish for enough good books to last through quarantine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 Granted, you now have enough good books keep a bonfire going that will last all of quarantine. I wish I could take a vacation and visit the cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 10 hours ago, Ishar said: Granted, but it takes 1 month for each person's turn, and requires 6 players. That actually sounds sort of interesting with all this free time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 7 hours ago, Failsafe said: I wish I could take a vacation and visit the cosmere. Granted. You "could" take a vacation, if you didn't have the Flu. I wish for a perfect immune system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 12 hours ago, Failsafe said: Granted, you now have enough good books keep a bonfire going that will last all of quarantine. You never said the books actually have to be in a bonfire... So yay! Many books! 4 hours ago, Nameless said: I wish for a perfect immune system. Granted, but you will be stabbed in the gut and die. I wish for somebody else to make a wish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Granted, but in turn, my wish is that you wish! @Ishar, make a wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishar Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) Granted. I wish for a pet moth and for @Truthless of Shinovar to suffer from a moth infestation. Edited April 3, 2020 by Ishar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Granted, but now I have a moth army at my command! Mwahahahah! I wish for the ability to play Aria Math on the piano 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaverBuster Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Granted, but your curse is that you cannot play anything else on the piano ever again. I wish for the ability to teleport anywhere in the world instantly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 3 hours ago, BeaverBuster said: I wish for the ability to teleport anywhere in the world instantly Granted, but you lose the ability to move in any other manner I wish for a real Hogwarts acceptance letter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Dreamer said: I wish for a real Hogwarts acceptance letter Granted. It's not yours, but your neighbors. It was delivered to you by accident. I wish to have a photographic memory. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Failsafe Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Granted, but you are 10x more likely to experience things you definitely don't want to remember. I wish dinner was ready 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 Granted, but it turns out to be your least favorite food ever. I wish for the ability to bounce on normal ground like it’s a trampoline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Granted, but you can't jump anymore. I wish for power. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 Granted. You now have the power to eat squash twice as quickly as the normal human. I wish for more wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 29 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said: I wish for more wishes. Granted. Your bane is two words: More banes. I wish for the Masque of the Shadowlord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 56 minutes ago, Nameless said: Granted. Your bane is two words: More banes. I wish for the Masque of the Shadowlord. My, oh my, and what, pray tell, can you give The Nightwatcher in return? Your face perhaps? Your limbs? Your ability to form long-term memory? Perhaps your ability to taste and touch and smell? Maybe your gender identity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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