AonEne Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 5 hours ago, Llstml said: ...Cultivation strip you of your Investiture... Hoid calls her Slammer because she slams down the gavel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 20, 2020 Report Share Posted January 20, 2020 Just now, AonEne said: Hoid calls her Slammer because she slams down the gavel. Shhh, don't call out the fine print. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted January 24, 2020 Report Share Posted January 24, 2020 On 1/18/2020 at 9:55 PM, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish I was less tired all the time. Granted, you always fall asleep at 10 pm every night, and wake up at 7 am every morning consistently, without fail. With your new health amount of sleep, you are no longer tired. However, this happens even when you don't want to sleep. Swimming? Time to drown. Need to be someplace at 4 in the morning? Too bad! I wish I could function normally on only 2 hours of sleep every 24 hours, and I can choose when I sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Granted. You now smell like fish, and a pit bull is now permanently connected by a leash to your ankle. I wish for a free sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Granted but you can’t eat it for lunch, there’s no such thing as a free lunch i wish for something green 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Granted! The Hulk lands on top of you I wish for the ability to transfer my need to go to the washroom at inconvenient times to other people 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 granted it causes you to need to use the lavatory at those times 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The New Rashek Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 On 1/24/2020 at 10:14 PM, Honorless said: Granted! The Hulk lands on top of you I wish for the ability to transfer my need to go to the washroom at inconvenient times to other people Granted, but instead you fall over at those times I want to be a slider 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 Granted. You're now a small meat and cheese sandwich with a square-ish bun. You're bane is you're so delicious that everyone wants to eat you, and you have to live the rest of your life on the run. I wish contacts wouldn't make my eyes feel so weird every time I used them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 19 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said: I wish contacts wouldn't make my eyes feel so weird every time I used them. Granted, instead of making your eyes feel weird, they cause immense pain. Your curse is that you will have a pair of contacts permanently fused to you face. I wish for a full suit of Mithril plate armor, with a Mithril sword and shield that cannot be stolen from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Granted, they are fused to your skin and can’t be removed under any circumstance. I wish for winter to end soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for winter to end soon. Granted, you are teleported to the Southern Hemisphere. Right in the middle of Antarctica (it’s technically summer there, right?). I wish for bacon (but in a way that will not harm me or anyone else). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 “Granted, but it’s poison– wait, did you say it doesn’t harm you or anyone else? Storms, that bane won’t work... Ok, fine, take this! Hah! Look! Your hands just fell off! Now you can’t eat the bacon!” The Nightwatcher collapses on the ground laughing at the sight of you squirming to eat your one piece of bacon. I wish for Stormlight 4 to come out already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Granted, but everyone dies. The bane is that it’s written really, really well, to the point where a lot of people love this having happened - it was just that good. The other half of the fandom hates it despite this, and Sanderfans tear each other apart online until the fan base is a mess no one ever wants to enter again. I wish for all my boons from here on out to have banes that are completely unconnected to them - no relation whatsoever - and this wish, once granted, can’t be stripped from me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Granted! Also, your next nightmare comes true in its entirety. I wish for a cabinet. I could use a magical cabinet that is resizable at will and objects within it shrink with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 13 hours ago, Butt Ad Venture said: I wish for a cabinet. I could use a magical cabinet that is resizable at will and objects within it shrink with it. Granted. I agree that having a magical cabinet would be nice, but I digress. You wished for a cabinet, so here is a cabinet, completely normal in every way. Your bane is that your cabinet looks really ugly, and that while journeying to visit me (the Nightwatcher) you have missed the magical cabinet sale. I wish that I would be as good as thinking up creative Banes to go along with wishes as: (WoR spoilers) Spoiler Taravangian is at predicting the future on his smartest day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted January 27, 2020 Report Share Posted January 27, 2020 Granted, but that was your bane. You can not wish now. Also, you will now always be as smart as Taravangian is on his worst day. Have fun drooling on yourself. I wish for a phone. I dont have one, sadly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 (edited) 4 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for a phone. I dont have one, sadly. AuihaiehlfuielHIUEHefkhjkLUIFHiulIIUELHFFEhjkdbnfdkslaiu13 #*(^$&(#$^*&^jlkhbjsHHFHSEUHSKLJDHFCCNXVNBF Spoiler I unfortunately have lost the ability to speak or type English, and also don't know what a phone is. you get light, as the closest word I still know to phone is "Photos" light. the light is very bright, and it follows you everywhere. ខ្ញុំចង់បានសាច់មាន់មួយ Edited January 28, 2020 by Llstml 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 Ah, yes. An amazing wish. Your wish has, in fact, been granted. Your bane, however........ You will forever lose the ability to use your hands. I wish for the next season of my show to come out NOW so I can watch it. I do not want to wait a year! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 6 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: I wish for the next season of my show to come out NOW so I can watch it. I do not want to wait a year! Granted, but now every time you bite into a chocolate chip cookie it immediately turns into a raisin cookie. I wish for a goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 5 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: Granted, but now every time you bite into a chocolate chip cookie it immediately turns into a raisin cookie. I wish for a goat. Well, good thing I do not like chocolate cookies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 13 hours ago, Kelsier'sGodComplex said: Ah, yes. An amazing wish. Your wish has, in fact, been granted. praeclarus! Van egy csirkem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The New Rashek Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 7 hours ago, The Awakened Salad said: Granted, but now every time you bite into a chocolate chip cookie it immediately turns into a raisin cookie. I wish for a goat. Granted, you are now a goat. Your bane is that you always are like you are storing steel feruchemy I want to be an allomantic pulser (uses cadmium) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, The New Rashek said: I want to be an allomantic pulser (uses cadmium) Granted, but you gain a severe allergy to Cadmium, even looking at it causes you to go into cardiac arrest. I wish that I could this post would be translated into english. Edit - עס געארבעט! Edit2 - Edited January 28, 2020 by Llstml 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom Catalog Posted January 28, 2020 Report Share Posted January 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Llstml said: Granted, but you gain a severe allergy to Cadmium, even looking at it causes you to go into cardiac arrest. I wish that I could this post would be translated into english. Edit - עס געארבעט! Granted, it gets translated. However, as your bane, it's meaning never gets shared with the world. I wish to be able to choose when I sleep and how long I sleep when I choose to do so, both of which powers work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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