Colby Jack Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 I was too slow with my response, sorry. I thought I'll be clever and just edit my quote into a response so the game would continue uninterrupted, but it took me a tad longer to think of a curse so another comment got posted. That was unplanned, sorry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Joe in the Bush Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 I wish to be a strong independent woman who needs no man. Granted, But you're forced to live in Medival London. I wish for the ability to come up with good curses. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killersquirrel59 Posted September 25, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, But you're forced to live in Medival London. I wish for the ability to come up with good curses. Granted, but you must suffer each one before you can bestow it. I wish for the final say on whether any and all television/web series get cancelled or renewed. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Looks like the Stormlight Archive board is crossed off the Oregon "To Annex" list... Granted, but you become a second Nighthound. You know Epics, always expanding their territory Have you any clue what you just unleashed? Granted, but you must suffer each one before you can bestow it. I wish for the final say on whether any and all television/web series get cancelled or renewed. Easy but you aren´t alowed to watch them, read their summaries or participate in anything that is connected to one of their memes. I want to have more time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 I want to have more time. Granted. You now spend your extra time with the Heralds. In Damnation. I wish for nothing; I can get by. I wish for others who are worse off than I. Just kidding. I wish to be irresistible to women who I find attractive. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 They eat you. I wish for my own banana farm in Belize. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 They eat you. I wish for my own banana farm in Belize. (We did not do this joke before.) The bananas come to live and eat you... maybe we did, afterall. I wish for cake that isn´t a lie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, but you must have your cake and eat it too. I want to be a male Aes'edai from the age of legends. (Not sure 'bout that spelling.....) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colby Jack Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, but you must have your cake and eat it too. I want to be a male Aes'edai from the age of legends. (Not sure 'bout that spelling.....) Granted, you are now living through the Breaking of the World. Good luck with that. I wish that I have a magical refrigerator that keeps everything that I put into it in fresh and perfect condition. No more spoiled meat, or corpses, or milk. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 The fridge operates by stopping the flow of time within a localized area. I wouldn't recommend putting your hand in it. I wish to own a former time traveler's scrapbook filled with pictures of past eras. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curiosity Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 You now also have a large donut machine in your house that puts out a fresh 5 dozen every half-hour. I wish that as soon as my wish comes into affect, my curse will be lifted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 You now also have a large donut machine in your house that puts out a fresh 5 dozen every half-hour. That's my curse? Life is good. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgedancer Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 You now also have a large donut machine in your house that puts out a fresh 5 dozen every half-hour. I wish that as soon as my wish comes into affect, my curse will be lifted. You get a bottle of wine and can no longer see colors. We ain´t playing games here son. I wish for a my pet to learn how to talk with humans. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colby Jack Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 You get a bottle of wine and can no longer see colors. We ain´t playing games here son. I wish for a my pet to learn how to talk with humans. Granted, your pet will talk. And talk. And talk. I wish Stacy's mom knew that she's all I want and have waited for so long. If possible, Stacy will also see that she's just not the girl for me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyman Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 That's my curse? Life is good. Depends on your metabolism. I'd have to sell them if I wanted it to not be a curse. On the other hand, free money. So, yeah, my curse was lots better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, your pet will talk. And talk. And talk. I wish Stacy's mom knew that she's all I want and have waited for so long. If possible, Stacy will also see that she's just not the girl for me. Granted. You will now die. I wish the Nightwatcher was so happy she gave everyone boons with no downsides! A boon for all of you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted, however her powers are now so diminished that the most she can do is stop an itch. I wish for all roads I drive on to be of good repair, and for there to be minimal traffic on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted September 25, 2014 Report Share Posted September 25, 2014 Granted. You will now die. I wish the Nightwatcher was so happy she gave everyone boons with no downsides! A boon for all of you! Next? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killersquirrel59 Posted September 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted, however her powers are now so diminished that the most she can do is stop an itch. I wish for all roads I drive on to be of good repair, and for there to be minimal traffic on them. Granted but you are now driving on a completely closed system with no exits like a hotwheels track. I wish for the ability to time travel forwards and backwards at will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaellok Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted but you are now driving on a completely closed system with no exits like a hotwheels track. I wish for the ability to time travel forwards and backwards at will. Done. But, since you are now a tiny, subatomic particle that acts in ways that are somewhat bizarre and unexplained by science, you are not able to interact with the world or rest of the universe in any way, shape or form--it is merely a movie that you can watch. I wish I were a Sliver. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killersquirrel59 Posted September 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted. You are now a small piece of wood stuck in Harmony's toe. I wish I was a Shardholder. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashiok Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 We've basically done that one. You hold a piece of crystal. I want a katana 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted, through the knee. I want a ever lasting super powerful wifi bubble that always exists around me and that I have access too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindel Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted. You will perpetually be bombarded and surrounded with magical images informing you of new emails, recent forum posts, and Tweets. Your peripheral vision will be filled with endless advertisements. I want to think of an excellent wish, and then to be able to wish for that wish as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Granted, but the second wish won't be granted. I want to have a perfect memory. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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