+Doomstick Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said: Gah! I meant Shaod! Or whatever the bad curse thing is, it’s been a while since I read Elantris Reod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 29, 2019 Report Share Posted September 29, 2019 (edited) *screams and slowly descends into insanity* I wish I could remember proper Elantris terminology!!! Edited September 29, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 (edited) Granted. You remember all the terms, because you've become an Elantrain. Unfortunately, Elantris has fallen, and you are a Hoed. It will be close to 7 years before Raoden becomes an Elantrian, so you have no hope of surviving. Edit: I wish I could remember to ask for Boons without having to return and edit my original post. Edited September 30, 2019 by Cadmium Compounder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 10 minutes ago, Cadmium Compounder said: Edit: I wish I could remember to ask for Boons without having to return and edit my original post. Granted! You are cursed by an angry platypus angrily playing an out-of-tune banjo right behind you everywhere you go, 24/7. I wish I could get these stupid braces off already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted September 30, 2019 Report Share Posted September 30, 2019 18 minutes ago, Brightness Warrior said: I wish I could get these stupid braces off already. Granted. Your teeth are removed with the braces. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 On 9/30/2019 at 11:11 AM, Cadmium Compounder said: Edit: I wish I could remember to ask for Boons without having to return and edit my original post. *Cough @Cadmium Compounder Cough* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 On 9/30/2019 at 10:25 AM, Brightness Warrior said: Quote Edit: I wish I could remember to ask for Boons without having to return and edit my original post. Granted! You lied to me! My Boon was never granted. I wish to not be lied to by the nightwatcher! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapata Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Cadmium Compounder said: I wish to not be lied to by the nightwatcher! Granted. You will be lied to by everyone else, though. I wish for a flashlight that looks broken but actually works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Bearer of Agonies said: Granted. You will be lied to by everyone else, though. I wish for a flashlight that looks broken but actually works. Granted, but it has a battery life of 5 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 I wish for a fish, in a dish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 minute ago, FatherTiempo said: I wish for a fish, in a dish. Granted, it stares at you, wondering why you doomed it to die, unable to breath. I wish for fish sticks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapata Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 Just now, Lord Furret said: I wish for fish sticks. Granted. your fish sticks are the size of tree trunks. I wish for skill in fishing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 Granted, but you become so well known, the fish swim away in fear. I wish for a shrink machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 The Nightwatcher gets mad at you for breaking the cycle of fish and shrinks your shrink machine so small that it is impossible to find. I wish for the swimming skills of a fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Lunamor said: The Nightwatcher gets mad at you for breaking the cycle of fish and shrinks your shrink machine so small that it is impossible to find. I wish for the swimming skills of a fish. Granted, but you're allergic to water. I wish to be able to see impossibly tiny things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Lord Furret said: Granted, but you're allergic to water. I wish to be able to see impossibly tiny things. Granted, but you stepped on the shrink machine earlier and it’s been crushed into thousands of really, really tiny pieces. Also simultaneously seeing both atoms and what they make up breaks your brain. I wish for the ability to telepathically communicate with fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapata Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for the ability to telepathically communicate with fish. Granted. The fish only talk about umbrellas, for some reason. I wish I was a fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Bearer of Agonies said: Granted. The fish only talk about umbrellas, for some reason. I wish I was a fish. Granted, but you bite the bait on the hook. I wish for a cooked fish, salmon in particular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapata Posted October 1, 2019 Report Share Posted October 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for a cooked fish, salmon in particular. Granted. Unfortunately, the fish you ate was Bearer of Agonies. I wish for a lake full of fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Bearer of Agonies said: I wish for a lake full of fish. Granted. Unfortunately, you are deathly allergic to water. You can subsist off the air itself, but if you drink, touch, or inhale water, you instantly turn purple and die. I wish that my extremities could keep up with my brain, so I'm not so clumsy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapata Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 1 minute ago, Brightness Warrior said: I wish that my extremities could keep up with my brain, so I'm not so clumsy. Granted. Unfortunately, instead of your limb reaction time speeding up, your brain becomes slower (like that of a fish). I wish I was clumsy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 Granted, you are now a fish out of water. I wish for a magical talking fish that can breath out of water. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapata Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 Just now, Lunamor said: I wish for a magical talking fish that can breath out of water. Granted. Your fish speaks only Russian. I wish I understood the language of your fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 Granted, but he’s giving you the silent treatment. I wish for the ability to summon fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapata Posted October 2, 2019 Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I wish for the ability to summon fish. Granted, but you can only summon sturgeons. I wish for a large small fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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