overlord stick Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 Granted, you get disemboweled heads. Your bane, is that they're not cooked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Lord Furret said: Granted, you get disemboweled heads. Your bane, is that they're not cooked. WHAT THE HECK PER Also you gonna wish? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Lunamor said: WHAT THE HECK PER I think we’ve learned that Per is a cannibal. A gentleman, though. He cooks his food, thank you very much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, AonEne said: I think we’ve learned that Per is a cannibal. A gentleman, though. He cooks his food, thank you very much. Unless “donating” it to others, apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 11 hours ago, AonEne said: I think we’ve learned that Per is a cannibal. A gentleman, though. He cooks his food, thank you very much. Well of course, raw heads are just gross 12 hours ago, Lunamor said: WHAT THE HECK PER Also you gonna wish? Oh yeah, I wish for cooked eyeballs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Lord Furret said: Well of course, raw heads are just gross Oh yeah, I wish for cooked eyeballs. Granted. You are handed a platter, with your own eyeballs, which have been steamed, then roasted. Too bad you're blind now. I wish for neither a boon or a bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 Granted. But also not granted. But then granted. But then un-granted. But then granted... This continues for some time until Cultivation appears to break the loop. Then they both disappear. Therefore, you get nothing. Also, now you’re lost in the crazy forest with no way out. I wish for the sole ownership of Antarctica. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 33 minutes ago, Butt Ad Venture said: Granted. But also not granted. But then granted. But then un-granted. But then granted... This continues for some time until Cultivation appears to break the loop. Then they both disappear. Therefore, you get nothing. Also, now you’re lost in the crazy forest with no way out. I wish for the sole ownership of Antarctica. Granted, but the penguins rebel and deploy their infamous Penguin Armada to dispose of you promptly. I wish for some more spell slots 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but the penguins rebel and deploy their infamous Penguin Armada to dispose of you promptly. I wish for some more spell slots Granted. Due to the fact that the nightwatcher didn't get this reference, you are given a four-cubbied shelf, with one spell book for each shelf. And your bane is that you're now lactose intolerant. I wish that I could unlock dry bones in Mario Cart World Tour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted September 25, 2019 Report Share Posted September 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but the penguins rebel and deploy their infamous Penguin Armada to dispose of you promptly. I wish for some more spell slots Granted, you have 8hours of free time, you are now level 1 i wish to roll on the wild magic table 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 54 minutes ago, The Last Post said: Granted, you have 8hours of free time, you are now level 1 i wish to roll on the wild magic table Granted, but there’s a gelatinous cube you’re not aware of that surrounds the table. I wish for some donuts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but there’s a gelatinous cube you’re not aware of that surrounds the table. I wish for some donuts Got a fifty, not on a table! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 I wish to be a copper Ferring in real life, so I don't have to forget pressing/vital things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 granted, you forget to store memories, so you still forget I wish for tBW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 What does that mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 the Burning White (light bringer 5) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 On 9/24/2019 at 10:50 AM, Mushroom Catalog said: The computer simulation becomes sentient and asks the nightwatcher to make it unsentient so it doesn't have to sit here and run humans and furrets in circles for all eternity. The Nightwatcher does so, giving it the bane of running things in circles anyway, just not knowing it. 8 hours ago, Rosharan A.C. said: I wish that I could unlock dry bones in Mario Cart World Tour. Granted, but it’s not as fun as you hoped it would be. 5 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: I wish for some donuts Granted, but you have to give me one. 1 hour ago, The Last Post said: I wish for tBW Granted, but it’s just as inappropriate as the rest of the series. I wish people’s wishes would stop getting skipped over. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatherTiempo Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 I wish for a magical cream-colored suit that makes me impervious to all ill from magical elements from, but not limited to, investiture and other Cosmere related powers. Quote Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Granted, now only yours are skipped. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 6 hours ago, AonEne said: Granted, but it’s just as inappropriate as the rest of the series. *skips those parts* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overlord stick Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 6 hours ago, AonEne said: Granted, but it’s just as inappropriate as the rest of the series. Some people would say that's a boon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 2 hours ago, FatherTiempo said: I wish for a magical cream-colored suit that makes me impervious to all ill from magical elements from, but not limited to, investiture and other Cosmere related powers. Granted, but it’s incredibly weak physically, and tears fairly easy. Basically, you just have a more comfortable aluminum suit. I wish for Musician Mario in the one and only Mario Kart Tour 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Lord Furret said: Some people would say that's a boon. Those people are wrong. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 ^^true dat 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 ^^^*Talks like a black gospel woman* Mmmmhmm oh yes can I get an amen? Amen to that, amen. MmmHMM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted September 27, 2019 Report Share Posted September 27, 2019 10 hours ago, AonEne said: Those people are wrong. *agrees* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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