Elend Venture Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 (edited) Granted. You get it, fresh from Japan, sliced with the finest of katanas. Your bane is that it was laced with Destroying Angel mushrooms and you didn't realise it. I wish that I could salivate gasoline but not become unwell. Edited August 16, 2019 by Elend Venture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 Granted, but now your breath always smells strongly of gasoline. I wish I could remember where I've heard of Destroying Angel mushrooms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 Granted, but you now have that strange feeling when you can almost remember something, but it just barely evades your train of thought. I wish for some good memes. (Feel free to literally grant my boon) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 Granted, see the status update we were on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 17, 2019 Report Share Posted August 17, 2019 (I’ve already done that, I need something fresh!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 Granted again - my About Me has a link to a document with memes. I wish I had Maiden powers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 Granted. The Nightwatcher, not knowing what you mean, gives you the power to randomly transport into a tower and fall into a coma. I wish for the wit of Wit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 Ene strolls over to the Nightwatcher, whispers "WATCH RWBY" in what may be her ear or may be another little hand thing on her smoky head, and activates her power, vanishing instantly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 On 8/18/2019 at 9:11 PM, Lunamor said: Granted. The Nightwatcher, not knowing what you mean, gives you the power to randomly transport into a tower and fall into a coma. I wish for the wit of Wit. Granted, but you still lose insult battles anyways. I wish for my body to run efficiently on only 4 hours of sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Granted. It does, that is, until you pass out from lack of sleep while hang gliding over the Atlantic. I wish to manipulate fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 Granted. You successfully trick it into moving a foot to the left, and then it realizes that it has been tricked and burns down your house. I wish that there was a fully grown redwood tree approximately 400 feet from where I live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 29, 2019 Report Share Posted August 29, 2019 30 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said: Granted. You successfully trick it into moving a foot to the left, and then it realizes that it has been tricked and burns down your house. I wish that there was a fully grown redwood tree approximately 400 feet from where I live. Granted, but it grows as you're driving in a car away, killing you and your car (which is actually a transformer) I which I wasn't so tired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 Granted. You OD on amphetamine. "Sorry," says the Nightwatcher, "that was kinda dark." I wish that Kaladin and Szeth could dogfight with SMGs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brightness Warrior Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 Granted! You are constantly under the effect of 1 gallon of coffee. I wish summer break were longer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 *twitches from caffeine* Granted. Your bane is that you are taken by brigands and forced into slavery. I wish for a cup of coffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 Granted, you OD on coffee. Your bane is that you now require 1 gallon of coffee per day to live. I wish for tacos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted August 30, 2019 Report Share Posted August 30, 2019 Granted, you're given a plate of tacos. Your bane is that one is actually a taco gnome in disguise, and he eats all of your tacos. I wish that caramilk bars were sold in the U.S. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted August 31, 2019 Report Share Posted August 31, 2019 (edited) Granted. Your bane is that you move to Europe and they stopped selling them there because America bought the company. I wish for somone to answer this post on the 'Introduce Yourself' thread. Edited August 31, 2019 by Elend Venture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 Granted, but your bane is that the post has actually been moved, so I could not answer it. Either that or your link broke. I wish for my grief caused by my killing of my own wife, while attemting to quell the rebellion that arose while uniting the Princes of Alethkar to be removed from me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 Granted, but instead, you scream “YOU CANNOT HAVE MY PAIN!” I wish that I had some rice crispies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted September 4, 2019 Report Share Posted September 4, 2019 Granted. But you are allergic to rice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Granted, you just got the most wonderful wish ever, but you don’t know what it is. I wish for a t-shirt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Granted, but on the front it says “Moash did nothing wrong,” and on the back it says “Moash for President 2020” I wish for a saxophone (and to know how to play it). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paalm Tree Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Granted but every reed you try to use breaks immediately. I wish for all the Knights Radiants to be happy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted September 5, 2019 Report Share Posted September 5, 2019 Granted, but they no longer struggle internally, causing them to no longer progress with their Oaths. You've killed the remainder of Stormlight Archives. I wish to Preserve Scadrial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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