+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Rossamund said: I wish for a megaton of helium. Granted! Attached to your wrist is a steel braided cable that extends up to a mylar balloon containing your megaton of helium. The megaton of helium (1 billion kgs of it) has a volume of 5.6 billion m^3, which means that the mylar balloon you are attached to has a diameter of 2.93 miles. Unfortunately, you have precious little time to enjoy your helium as you rocket up to the airless expanse of the stratosphere attached to a balloon that's nearly twice as wide as the Golden gate bridge, and that has a lifting force capable of lifting 441 million pounds (which incidentally is enough to lift you and 100 blue whales). I wish that blue whales would start sightseeing using derigibles with glass walled, copper strutted steam-punk style conveyances. Edited August 12, 2019 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) Granted, but after exactly 2 years, 26 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 3 minutes, and 59 seconds, all whales go blind, preventing them from sightseeing. I wish to be able to enjoy early mornings Edited August 12, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 SPAAAAAAAAAACEWHAAAAAAAAALES Granted, but now you can’t stay up past 8 pm. I wish to be able to telepathically cook waffles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Granted, no bane for this amazing wish! I wish for a lot of waffles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Granted. But you only get one bottle of syrup. I wish for a regular sized bottle containing infinite syrup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but the syrup is the worst you've ever had. I wish for a win in Surviv.io 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but that’s the only thing you’ll win at. Ever. I wish the person who posts after me has a good day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but you have a good day too i wish for the next boon to not have a bane 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 (edited) Granted, nothing happens I wish that I could control weather! Edited August 13, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but you have a little cloud that constantly follows you around and rains on you. I wish that I didn’t sweat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 30 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Granted, but you have a little cloud that constantly follows you around and rains on you. I wish that I didn’t sweat. Granted, you always feel hot, and for your bane, you live by in Death Valley and can’t move out i wish for vanilla beans 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted. But they gain sentience and make their one goal the destruction of all other beans, including cocoa and coffee beans. I wish for a slushy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but it’s chull dung flavor. I wish for good luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but as a completely random bane, you can only write, type, etc. using your non-dominant hand, and you can never become ambidextrous. I wish for a way to make everyone's day better somehow at any given moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 24 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but as a completely random bane, you can only write, type, etc. using your non-dominant hand, and you can never become ambidextrous What if I already am ambidextrous? Granted, but it makes a random nearby person’s day terrible. I wish for a pancake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 (edited) Granted. It’s the tenth pancake and therefore a lie. I wish for better stew cooking skills (I must live up to my name!). Edited August 13, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebecca Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, you are now an excellent cook! However, you never seem to be able to find the ingredients you need. That’s not too big of a deal though. Seeing as your such a great cook, you’re pretty good at improvising. The dishes never do turn out quite as planned though. I wish to not be so exhausted. Babysitting your young cousins for over a week is draining! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted August 13, 2019 Report Share Posted August 13, 2019 Granted, but now you can never fall asleep. However as a plus for knowing what little cousins can be like, you are also gifted to not actually need sleep anymore. But you still have dreams at random times during the day. I wish I could make a portal at will that leads to a medium-sized room, where I can go to hang out/de-stress/do homework/other important things, and when I come back out the real world is still at the exact same time as when I left. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Granted, but you can’t bring others with you, access the internet, or bring any books. I wish for some good books that I don’t already own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 Have fun playing Solitaire @Rosharan A.C. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 14, 2019 Report Share Posted August 14, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Granted, but you can’t bring others with you, access the internet, or bring any books. I wish for some good books that I don’t already own. Granted. You get the books, but are forced to get rid of the ones that you already own. I wish for the ability to slow down or speed up time as I pleased. Edited August 14, 2019 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 15, 2019 Report Share Posted August 15, 2019 (edited) 23 hours ago, Lunamor said: Granted. You get the books, but are forced to get rid of the ones that you already own. I wish for the ability to slow down or speed up time as I pleased. Granted. But you can never move from the spot you're in. I wish for a social life Edited August 15, 2019 by RayOfSunshine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 11 hours ago, RayOfSunshine said: I wish for a social life Granted, you get one in exchange for your literal life. You get to meet a lot of cool ghosts though. I wish for the ability to jump 10 meters without fall damage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 14 hours ago, Eluvianii said: I wish for the ability to jump 10 meters without fall damage. Granted, you are a simic mutant and the Simic are very angry at you, you can’t gain renown i wish to eat Wafflles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Mistborn Bondbreaker Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 1 hour ago, The Last Post said: Granted, you are a simic mutant and the Simic are very angry at you, you can’t gain renown i wish to eat Wafflles Granted, you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, over and over again until your stomach explodes from eating to much waffles. I wish for the highest, best quality, freshest Sushi in the world. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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