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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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3 hours ago, Rossamund said:

I wish for a megaton of helium.

Granted!

Attached to your wrist is a steel braided cable that extends up to a mylar balloon containing your megaton of helium. The megaton of helium (1 billion kgs of it) has a volume of 5.6 billion m^3, which means that the mylar balloon you are attached to has a diameter of 2.93 miles.

Unfortunately, you have precious little time to enjoy your helium as you rocket up to the airless expanse of the stratosphere attached to a balloon that's nearly twice as wide as the Golden gate bridge, and that has a lifting force capable of lifting 441 million pounds (which incidentally is enough to lift you and 100 blue whales).

I wish that blue whales would start sightseeing using derigibles with glass walled, copper strutted steam-punk style conveyances.

 

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Granted, but after exactly 2 years, 26 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 3 minutes, and 59 seconds, all whales go blind, preventing them from sightseeing.

I wish to be able to enjoy early mornings

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SPAAAAAAAAAACEWHAAAAAAAAALES

Granted, but now you can’t stay up past 8 pm.

I wish to be able to telepathically cook waffles.

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Granted. But you only get one bottle of syrup.

I wish for a regular sized bottle containing infinite syrup.

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Granted, but that’s the only thing you’ll win at. Ever.

I wish the person who posts after me has a good day!

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Granted, but you have a good day too

i wish for the next boon to not have a bane

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Granted, nothing happens

I wish that I could control weather!

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Granted, but you have a little cloud that constantly follows you around and rains on you.

I wish that I didn’t sweat.

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30 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Granted, but you have a little cloud that constantly follows you around and rains on you.

I wish that I didn’t sweat.

Granted, you always feel hot, and for your bane, you live by in Death Valley and can’t move out

i wish for vanilla beans

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Granted. But they gain sentience and make their one goal the destruction of all other beans, including cocoa and coffee beans.

I wish for a slushy.

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Granted, but it’s chull dung flavor.

I wish for good luck.

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Granted, but as a completely random bane, you can only write, type, etc. using your non-dominant hand, and you can never become ambidextrous.

I wish for a way to make everyone's day better somehow at any given moment. 

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24 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but as a completely random bane, you can only write, type, etc. using your non-dominant hand, and you can never become ambidextrous

What if I already am ambidextrous?

Granted, but it makes a random nearby person’s day terrible.

I wish for a pancake.

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Granted. It’s the tenth pancake and therefore a lie.

I wish for better stew cooking skills (I must live up to my name!).

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Granted, you are now an excellent cook! However, you never seem to be able to find the ingredients you need. That’s not too big of a deal though. Seeing as your such a great cook, you’re pretty good at improvising. The dishes never do turn out quite as planned though.

I wish to not be so exhausted. Babysitting your young cousins for over a week is draining!

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Granted, but now you can never fall asleep. However as a plus for knowing what little cousins can be like, you are also gifted to not actually need sleep anymore. But you still have dreams at random times during the day.

 

I wish I could make a portal at will that leads to a medium-sized room, where I can go to hang out/de-stress/do homework/other important things, and when I come back out the real world is still at the exact same time as when I left.

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Granted, but you can’t bring others with you, access the internet, or bring any books.

I wish for some good books that I don’t already own.

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13 hours ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

Granted, but you can’t bring others with you, access the internet, or bring any books.

I wish for some good books that I don’t already own.

Granted. You get the books, but are forced to get rid of the ones that you already own.

I wish for the ability to slow down or speed up time as I pleased.

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23 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Granted. You get the books, but are forced to get rid of the ones that you already own.

I wish for the ability to slow down or speed up time as I pleased.

Granted. But you can never move from the spot you're in.

I wish for a social life

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11 hours ago, RayOfSunshine said:

I wish for a social life

Granted, you get one in exchange for your literal life. You get to meet a lot of cool ghosts though.

I wish for the ability to jump 10 meters without fall damage.

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14 hours ago, Eluvianii said:

I wish for the ability to jump 10 meters without fall damage.

Granted, you are a simic mutant and the Simic are very angry at you, you can’t gain renown

i wish to eat Wafflles 

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1 hour ago, The Last Post said:

Granted, you are a simic mutant and the Simic are very angry at you, you can’t gain renown

i wish to eat Wafflles 

Granted, you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, and you eat waffles, over and over again until your stomach explodes from eating to much waffles.

I wish for the highest, best quality, freshest Sushi in the world.

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