Karger Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 12 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but they’re all paperback! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I wish for more pizza. What is wrong wit hpaperback? I personally prefer hardback but they are not terrible. Granted you get half a slice of veggie with added pineapple and anchovies but it is moldy. I wish for a decent upcoming DCEU movie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Karger said: What is wrong wit hpaperback? I personally prefer hardback but they are not terrible. I think he meant mass market paperback 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 11 minutes ago, DoomStick said: I think he meant mass market paperback Those are still fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 On 7/30/2019 at 11:24 AM, Karger said: I wish for a decent upcoming DCEU movie. Granted, but its only good because Disney makes it. I wish for an infinitely high charisma score. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Granted, you have a negative constitution score i wish for a wafflle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Granted, no banes included for a wish as pure as yours. I wish for the Triforce; that way, I can make even more wishes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Granted, but the Triforce then turns into another 3 Nightwatchers. I wish for a computer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 Granted, you get a machine that computes, known as a calculator i wish for a nice cup of tea 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted August 1, 2019 Report Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, DoomStick said: i wish for a nice cup of tea Granted, but its not your cup of tea. I wish for a universal ending to headaches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 2, 2019 Report Share Posted August 2, 2019 Granted, but migraines become the new headache with no decrease in pain. I wish for a peach. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Granted, but suddenly, you’re deathly allergic to peaches. I wish that I could finish Calamity!! I’m *this* close to finishing!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Granted, but before you finish everything is spoiled: Spoiler Calamity is actually a shard of Adonalsium! Ha! The ending was spoiled! You are doomed! I wish for Minecraft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted August 3, 2019 Report Share Posted August 3, 2019 Granted, you can only play with auto jump on, everything inverted, and with one of the fortnight mods I’m sure exits. I wish for a nice day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlin Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 Granted, but then you have as many horrible days as it'll take Branderson to finish all the Stormlight books. I wish for school to end a week after it starts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 Isn’t every day that Sanderson doesn’t publish a book an awful day already? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosharan A.C. Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 19 hours ago, WannabeWorldhopper said: I wish for school to end a week after it starts. Granted, but the law now requires that you have a minimum of 432 semesters of school. And your only break is the week in between semesters. I wish that I had a pet sloth with superpowers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I lost my flute Posted August 6, 2019 Report Share Posted August 6, 2019 Granted, but that sloth will die in a month. I wish I had all of Waynes hats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 Granted, but they are all a size too big, even though you have a perfectly normal sized head. I wish for teachers to understand the concept that students have a life outside of school 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but they are all a size too big, even though you have a perfectly normal sized head. I wish for teachers to understand the concept that students have a life outside of school But it’s untrue! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 On 7/21/2019 at 4:13 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but you have the incredible pain of having spikes literally driven through your body, have a deity of evil literally whispering in your ear constantly, and you’re slowly being driven mad. Being. Driven. Mad. Heh. 1 hour ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but they are all a size too big, even though you have a perfectly normal sized head. I wish for teachers to understand the concept that students have a life outside of school Granted, but student's stop having a life outside of school a week later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElendVenture Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) On 6/19/2019 at 5:32 AM, BringerofShadows said: Granted. But [REDACTED] turns out to be a trip to Chernobyl, so you get cancer and die. I wish I could go on a tour of Chernobyl. No, you don't, you wish for cherry pie and that is granted I wish that I get good grades (meaning A for all of them) for the rest of my 432 semesters. Edited August 7, 2019 by ElendVenture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted August 7, 2019 Report Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) 1st of all, I do want to go to Chernobyl. 2nd, don't tell me what to think. 3rd, I actually have a pretty good understanding of what happened and how it 'works' today. I have done several presentations. (Also read all of the Wiki article, which uses a lot of complicated terms) 4th, I will become a Nuclear Engineer soon. @ElendVenture Edited August 7, 2019 by BringerofShadows 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElendVenture Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 6 hours ago, BringerofShadows said: 1st of all, I do want to go to Chernobyl. 2nd, don't tell me what to think. 3rd, I actually have a pretty good understanding of what happened and how it 'works' today. I have done several presentations. (Also read all of the Wiki article, which uses a lot of complicated terms) 4th, I will become a Nuclear Engineer soon. @ElendVenture Fair enough. My uncle is a nuclear engineer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 On 8/7/2019 at 3:39 AM, ElendVenture said: I wish that I get good grades (meaning A for all of them) for the rest of my 432 semesters. Granted, but suddenly, you’re grades are meaningless. Society has fallen, and school with it. All of the grades you worked hard to earn are flushed down the drain as you wish you spent more time preparing for the apocalypse instead of staying in school. I wish for a perfect memory; one that I can perfectly recall whatever I want and forget whatever I wish as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossamund Posted August 12, 2019 Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Granted but you're prone to forgetting important things on a whim. Leading to all your important memories quickly being eroded. I wish for a megaton of helium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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