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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted, but they get so small that they become hard to see. And blow away in the wind. 

I wish for some pie. Scratch that, actually, I want some cobbler. Blackberry cobbler.

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Granted, but it looks and tastes just like a pie. 

I wish that all baseball players had to do the Macarena after hitting a ball before they run. 

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Granted, no boon exists for such a thing as beautiful as this.

I wish for some more cheez-its 

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granted, but they were all the way out on the land and so you had to go take them from Eto. 

I wish I had a chicken the size of my fridge.

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On 6/16/2019 at 2:22 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

This is depressing....

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*cries*

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*has no opinion*

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On 6/16/2019 at 1:55 PM, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Granted, but they get so small that they become hard to see. And blow away in the wind. 

Studio C eh?

 

On 6/16/2019 at 2:20 PM, Rosharan A.C. said:

granted, but they were all the way out on the land and so you had to go take them from Eto. 

I wish I had a chicken the size of my fridge.

Granted, but your fridge is a mini-fridge. Actually, a mini-mini-mini-mini...you get the idea. So basically, you've got a chicken the size of a dust particle.

I wish that Mistborn: Secret History 2 was out now, that I could read it, and that I would be able to remember all of its contents and the contents of all the other Sanderson books.

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52 minutes ago, StormblessedSurvivor said:

Studio C eh?

Want to join a Studio C PM?

Spoiler

:ph34r:

 

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Posted (edited)

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

Want to join a Studio C PM?

May I?

 

3 hours ago, StormblessedSurvivor said:

I wish that Mistborn: Secret History 2 was out now, that I could read it, and that I would be able to remember all of its contents and the contents of all the other Sanderson books.

Granted. However you get hit by a soccer ball and get a concussion, losing all memory of Sanderson. When you walk into your room and see all the books you think that a Crazy Book Addict lives there instead of you.

 

I wish I could access all Disney movie soundtracks from my mind.

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Granted, but only “Just Around the River Bend” gets stuck in your head, playing in an endless loop.

I wish that me and the boys beat the End today

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Granted, but your computer crashes and deletes your world

I wish to be even sexier than I am

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Oooooooookaaaay. The Nightwatcher grants your wish, but your increased sexiness is only recognized by yourself and chimpanzees.

I wish that all ticks, chiggers, and mosquitos were blown into oblivion.

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23 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

Oooooooookaaaay. The Nightwatcher grants your wish, but your increased sexiness is only recognized by yourself and chimpanzees.

I wish that all ticks, chiggers, and mosquitos were blown into oblivion.

Granted Oblivion is now mad at you and is out for revenge 

 

i wish for [REDACTED]

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Posted (edited)

Granted. But [REDACTED] turns out to be a trip to Chernobyl, so you get cancer and die.

 

 

 

I wish I could go on a tour of Chernobyl.

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Granted, but while there, an inexplicable second nuclear meltdown happens, sending waves of radiation everywhere.

I wish for there to never be a repeat meme sent in any group chat

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 (In reality that is impossible, put lets just pretend for a second). Granted, but now there are no memes at all in any group chat.

 

 

I wish that the world was ruled by whoever could produce the most good memes.

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Just now, Rosharan A.C. said:

There are no memes at all in any group chat.

What have you done.

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1 minute ago, AonEne said:

What have you done.

Well I need to do something catastrophic to convince my cousin that repeat memes aren't always bad. 

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29 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

 (In reality that is impossible, put lets just pretend for a second). Granted, but now there are no memes at all in any group chat.

 

 

I wish that the world was ruled by whoever could produce the most good memes.

Granted. As his first act, he gets rid of Article 13. But the World Economy crashes.

 

 

I wish my family was atheist like me.

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Granted, but you are converted to christianity.

I wish I was infinitely powerful.

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Granted, but a exact clone of you is created with infinite power to counter every action you do.

I wish for a tour bus

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granted. but it has no wheels, engine, windows, roof, or seats.

 

I wish to be a Fullborn

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Granted, but you have no access to metals. 

 

 

I wish I could change my name back to BringerofShadows on the 17th Shard. 

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