overlord stick Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 Granted, but to do anything you have to pay for microtransactions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 Your nonexistent wish is granted, and nothing happens to you. There is no bane, either. I wish for hair that never gets dirty from swimming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 Granted, your hair is now perpetually soaking wet. I wish for a watermelon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 10, 2019 Report Share Posted July 10, 2019 Granted, but it’s the nastiest watermelon you’ve ever seen, worms and other bugs crawling through it, and of the red stuff has all rotted and turn brown. And you have to eat all of it. I wish I could win this cranium game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 Granted, but you will never win another game in your life I wish I was actually a Steel Inquisitor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you have the incredible pain of having spikes literally driven through your body, have a deity of evil literally whispering in your ear constantly, and you’re slowly being driven mad. Oh, and the bane is that you have to change you name back to Ark (nice profile pic by the way) I wish for my school schedule Edited July 21, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 You get it... you know what time school starts and ends now, along with the time each class starts, you don’t know your classes i wish for the blue seed crystal Quote Hah lightbringer puns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 (edited) On 7/21/2019 at 9:08 PM, DoomStick said: i wish for the blue seed crystal Quote Hah lightbringer puns Granted! After you make your wish a balloon shaped like a chull and obviously filled with helium drifts out from behind some foliage. Attached to the balloon by a thin string is a box that appears to made from soulcast metal leaves, cleverly joined and hinged at the top. The Nightwatcher beckons for you to take the box from the very light bringer of the box. As you open the lid, your're dazzled by the brilliant sapphire blue light pouring from the box. Your heart races in anticipation, finally a blue seed crystal will be yours! Unfortunately as your eyes adjust, you find that it is merely a small chunk of sapphire, shaped like a sesame seed that has been infused with stormlight. The Nightwatcher's luminous eyes then blaze as your bane is visited upon you. You now have puppy heads for hands and cat heads for feet. The upside is you can get puppy kisses anytime you want and mice run away in terror at your approach. I wish I had puppy breath. Edited July 25, 2019 by hoiditthroughthegrapevine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CadCom Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 Granted. Your breath now smells like a puppy. Your boon is that you cannot say the letter G. I wish to be on the maiden voyage of the first Carnival cruise line through the Reshi Isles on Roshar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 Granted. But you get polio and get paralyzed. I wish for more pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 (edited) Granted, but your entire nervous system suddenly is unable to feel pain. I wish to not be sore. Edited July 25, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 Granted. But the rest of your body is sore. It had to do something with your nervous system… I wish for my nervous system to feel pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 (edited) Granted, but now you don’t want to feel pain anymore. I wish to know all the DLCs for SSBU Edited July 25, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 Granted. But now it is completely worthless. I wish people would stop using acronyms for everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 2 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Granted! After you make your wish a balloon shaped like a chull and obviously filled with helium drifts out from behind some foliage. Attached to the balloon by a thin string is a box that appears to made from soulcast metal leaves, cleverly joined and hinged at the top. The Nightwatcher beckons for you to take the box from the very light bringer of the box. As you open the lid, your're dazzled by the brilliant sapphire blue light pouring from the box. Your heart races in anticipation, finally a blue seed crystal will be yours! Unfortunately as your eyes adjust, you find that it is merely a small chunk of sapphire, shaped like a sesame seed that has been infused with stormlight. The Nightwatcher's luminous eyes then blaze as your bane is visited upon you. You now have puppy heads for hands and cat heads for feet. The upside is you can get puppy kisses anytime you want and mice run away in terror at your approach. I wish I had puppy breath. I don’t think you understood my puns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: Granted. But now it is completely worthless. I wish people would stop using acronyms for everything. Impossible, the knowledge of who the downloadable content characters are for Super Smash Bros Ultimate can never be rendered worthless! Your wish is granted, but now you have to write out the full title for every Sanderson book. Oh, and your bane is that every title gets about twenty lengthy words longer. I wish for Breath of the Wild 2 to be out already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 Granted, BotW2 is out, out of reach of you... i wish for someone to get my pun 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 25 minutes ago, DoomStick said: Granted, BotW2 is out, out of reach of you... i wish for someone to get my pun Granted, but the face palming caused as a direct result of that gives five separate people concussions. I wish for there to be unlimited Studio C videos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 (edited) Granted, but they contain as much gore as Stranger Things. I wish that I no longer need sleep to function normally. Edited July 27, 2019 by Butt Ad Venture 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted July 28, 2019 Report Share Posted July 28, 2019 Granted, but now you need 150 bagels a day. Plain ones. With no toppings. If you forget even ONE bagel, you die. I wish for the next Dungeon Defenders game. I also want it to be WAY better than the second one. The first one was WAY better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 Granted, but all enemies/bosses/puzzles get way harder as well. I wish to not be sick anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I lost my flute Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 On 7/29/2019 at 6:25 AM, Truthless of Shinovar said: Granted, but all enemies/bosses/puzzles get way harder as well. I wish to not be sick anymore. Granted, but everybody you touch gets sick. I wish that I don't have any summer homework. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, I lost my flute said: Granted, but everybody you touch gets sick. I wish that I don't have any summer homework. Granted, now you don’t have any summer. I wish to be able to watch movies before they come out in theaters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I lost my flute Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Granted but they are each only 15 minutes long I wish to own all the cosmere books. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Granted, but they’re all paperback! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I wish for more pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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