AonEne Posted May 30, 2019 Report Share Posted May 30, 2019 Granted, but they still often make typos or mistakes in grammar online. That'll just never stop. I wish I had a semblance from RWBY (and I wish to know what it is, please). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ark1002 Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 Granted, but you'll get kidnapped by the russian mafia one year from tommorow. I wish for incredible writing skills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 Granted, you have the most beautiful caligraphy the world has ever seen. I wish bookstores in my city would sell Sanderson books besides Mistborn and Alcatraz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 Granted. You get the privilege of your local bookstore now selling Warbreaker, even though it's free. I wish that I had an unlimited supply of wing sauce 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Arith Matic said: Granted. You get the privilege of your local bookstore now selling Warbreaker, even though it's free. It's free? 2 hours ago, Arith Matic said: I wish that I had an unlimited supply of wing sauce Granted but you are going to drown in it. I wish I for 1 billion dollars to be added to my credit account without anyone believing that the money is ill gotten 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 46 minutes ago, Karger said: It's free? Granted but you are going to drown in it. I wish I for 1 billion dollars to be added to my credit account without anyone believing that the money is ill gotten Yea, on Brandon Sanderson's website. You go to books and click 'Warbreaker' then click the one that says 'read online'. Granted. The money was ill-gotten, and since The IRS doesn't show any semblance of humanity, they will totally find you with their demon eyes. I wish to avert my delicious wing-sauce related fate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 Granted. But you are still a chicken. I wish that I could go home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 (edited) 28 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: I wish that I could go home. Granted you find yourself in sub-Saharan Africa I wish that the IRS becomes properly funded and respected as it deserves Edited May 31, 2019 by Karger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 Granted, but they still tax the top 1% as the do to the poor. I wish that I could go swim in the new pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 Which one? You get to swim in the newest pool I guess. I wish I wasn't a chicken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 Granted, you evolve into a peacock. I wish I could evolve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aluminum Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 Granted, you evolve into a pile of sludge because that's how you'll survive the impending apocalypse I wish for a years supply of peanut butter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 29 minutes ago, Aluminum said: I wish for a years supply of peanut butter Granted I wish for a decent US tax policy to be implemented 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 A decent one? I mean the Nightwatcher can't do everything, and even she has her limits. Instead, the IRS gets an eye of Mordor to find 'money launderers' when they really are trying to find the one ring to bring to their dark lord John Kosikin so they can go invisible and sneak into peoples houses to foreclose sneakily them instead of using their slave-drawn sleds to make sure everyone knows that the IRS is annihilating this man/woman's finances. I wish @Eluvianii would properly understand natural selection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted May 31, 2019 Report Share Posted May 31, 2019 Granted. But he/she still thinks that “Survival of the fittest” is a correct term. (It’s not) I wish that I was the Master of Doodle Jump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 On 5/30/2019 at 3:16 PM, AonEne said: I wish I had a semblance from RWBY (and I wish to know what it is, please). 21 hours ago, Ark1002 said: Granted, but you'll get kidnapped by the russian mafia one year from tommorow. Okay, fine, great, but WHAT IS IT? I MUST KNOW! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wanderer Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 30 minutes ago, AonEne said: Okay, fine, great, but WHAT IS IT? I MUST KNOW! you know what it is, but you can never remember it when you want to. I want to be able to visit every Shardworld 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Granted, but you die on Roshar. I wish to be told in this thread exactly what my newfound semblance is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) Granted. I wish somebody would grant my wish. Edited June 1, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: I wish somebody would grant my wish. Granted, but you have to actually grant mine. I wish everyone would stop skirting around my last wishes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 I WISH THAN AONENE WOULD STOP SKIPPING MINE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 I'm not skipping yours - you wished for someone to grant that wish, and I did! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arith Matic Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 On 5/30/2019 at 4:16 PM, AonEne said: Granted, but they still often make typos or mistakes in grammar online. That'll just never stop. I wish I had a semblance from RWBY (and I wish to know what it is, please). After a quick google, the Nightwatcher is still a little perplexed because she has never watched anime, much less the obscure RWBY. She goes with speed. giving you this weird speed power and a free power of your choosing. Just kidding, you are a cadmium misting. you can't stop burning cadmium too I wish to grant BoS' wish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Granted. She becomes the Master of Doodle Jump. Her bane was that it was the only app on her phone. Your bane is that you can’t wish anymore I wish I could find my portable charger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushu42 Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Granted. Your bane is that you now cannot find whatever device you wished to charge. I wish that I will get 100% on my math final. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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