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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

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Granted. Nuff said.

I wish for a medium rare steak.

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Granted. But it’s Gordon Ramsay’s definition of Medium Rare.

 

 

 

I wish that I had Reddit.

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4 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. But it’s Gordon Ramsay’s definition of Medium Rare.

 

 

 

I wish that I had Reddit.

Granted, you are swamped with trolls. Literally.

I wish for people to make more sense.

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Granted. But you don’t make sense.

 

 

I wish that I could live in a Paradox.

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Posted (edited)

2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted. But you don’t make sense.

Nothing different, then. :P

2 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said:

I wish that I could live in a Paradox.

Granted, the Nightwatcher sends you to a black hole.

I wish for better video gaming skills.

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Granted, but the difficulty of singleplayer games and the skill of people on multiplayer games skyrockets.

I wish for a candy bar.

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Granted. But it has peanuts, and you are allergic to peanuts.

 

 

I wish that I didn’t cry at night.

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Granted...

Sad version:

Spoiler

Everyone else cries at night. You hear their sobs as they feel unrelenting infinite sorrow. You are the only one in the world who feels any joy, everyone else is consumed with misery and pain. Tears are shared every night but you cannot understand their pain. No one in the world understands you, no one understands how you can keep smiling. You become an outcast who has no empathy for others. You are forever alone, but you still cannot cry, you steady descend into madness as the world you care about falls apart around you. 

Happy version

Spoiler

However this only happens because Odium came to take your pain. Looks like someone lost their will!

I wish that writing this didn't make me feel so guilty... :(

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Granted, you now feel happy for other people's suffering while deep down knowing that it is still bad. 

I wish for my science notecard to be filled out with understandable and readable answers for my science final, to have it before my final and not to lose it or tear it or maim it in any way. 

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Posted (edited)

Granted, you still fail the test.

 

 

 

I wish for school to be out.

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Granted- you're expelled from your school, and are unable to complete your education or have a successful career.

 

I wish to have my arachnaphobia erased.

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Granted, but now you are scared of everything else.

 

 

 

I wish to be good at sniping.

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Granted, you can only snipe kitties, though.

I wish it rained chocolate from time to time.

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Granted, its all scalding hot

 

I wish I had an accessible pocket universe to put all my books into so they aren't packed up by the movers.

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Granted, but it’s impossible to find any specific book because there are so many.

 

 

 

I wish that I could find my portable charger.

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Granted but it has no charge and will never hold a charge again

 

I wish for stormlight archives 4

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Granted, but it sucks. (How many times do I have to tell you guys?)

 

 

 

I wish that people would stop wishing for SA 4.

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1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said:

Granted, but it sucks. (How many times do I have to tell you guys?)

 

 

 

I wish that people would stop wishing for SA 4.

Granted, they start wishing for Rithmatist 2 instead.

I wish for Rithmatist 2.

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Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish for even more things.

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"Granted," the Nightwatcher whispers. "Now go to the 352nd page of The Last Post Wins and open Rebecca's first spoiler tag. Read the contents. Thus is your bane."

I wish I knew (spoilers for the story Rebecca posted)

Spoiler

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PING PONG BALLS!

 

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Posted (edited)

“Me too,” said the Nightwatcher. “Granted, But you can’t tell anyone…”

Spoiler

The son had gotten word that the pink ping balls had magical properties similar to spheres from SA. He sucked them in and…He had the power of the Gods. The God of Blinker Fluid, that is. He ran around, fixing everyone’s headlights, flashlights, telescopes and lasagna dishes. He also helped create the masterful piece of ‘Baby Shark’. He became known as Blinker Fluid the I. He got worried that the evil Lunamo-*cough* Dr. Bulb would find his Dad and convince him to buy more bulbs. So he hid is super-hero persona from everyone else. He eventually needed more spheres. So he asked his Father for some every birthday. But as the years went on, more enemies started popping up, such as the evil stacked coils and Bill Gates. One day, he got electrocuted by Dr. Bulb, and died. The end.

I wish that I was better at storytelling.

 

Was that funny? I thought it was kinda stupid, but whatever.

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I, for one, liked it.

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1 hour ago, BringerofShadows said:

 

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He got worried that the evil Lunamo-*cough* Dr. Bulb would find his Dad and convince him to buy more bulbs. 

 

Drat, I’ve been discovered!

*ties BoS to a chair and shines lamp in face*

Who sent you? Who do you work for? Is it Smith? Dumbledore? VentureAnd how did you find me out?! My disguise was perfect! 

*fiddles with mustache*

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“I went into photoshop and deleted the mustache.”

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9 hours ago, Lunamor said:

Drat, I’ve been discovered!

*ties BoS to a chair and shines lamp in face*

Who sent you? Who do you work for? Is it Smith? Dumbledore? VentureAnd how did you find me out?! My disguise was perfect! 

*fiddles with mustache*

For a minute I thought you were talking about me when I read Smith...

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